Short Aunty Poems

Dramabaz bay gerat orat,,
Menu apna damad na bana,
Apni dhe nu chemical pila...
Note.Me teray pyo da pyo.....

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Rishtay daar Teen tarah kay hain.
1.Saath denay walay.
2.Saath chor denay walay.
3.Dhoky say yavanay valay....

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Bahwalpur ka Taxi hai
Aunty number do
Har koi kehta hai
Aunty number do
Don ka rakhel hai
Aunty number do......

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Meri khala da phuda maaray zafar,
Meri khala de bund maaray zafar,
Meri khala day mun vich paway..
Note.Aunty meri Taxi gashti kuti.....

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Written for the tongue twister challenge

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Aunty acquired an
antique armoire
for her red-leather yellow-leather
lingerie.
Unique New Yorker, she!...

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Momma loves you
Aunty loves you
Uncle loves you
Grandma's at work or Bingo
Papas with Grandma
EVERYONE LOVES YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHI YAZHII...

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There's a hole in my vest
and it's right on my chest
and it lets in a draught when I wear it
it was given to me by my old aunty Bea
so, I'll just learn to grin and to bear it....

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monorhymed quintet

Aunty Karen, what is this?
A guitar, my little miss,
this is how you play, sweet sis.
Her music makes both dogs hiss;
but to Ella, it is bliss.


written 30 March 2016...

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Alone, aging actor alive after abuse.
Adult adept, adapt action above acute ankle.
Admit ached, agree affix aptly crepe.
Ashen apres, amigo angry apart afore. 
Asked aloof aunty avoid awful baloo.
Alarm nurse ahead, agony alert.
Aggro afoot...adios amigo....

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You have a very special place 
within our family
Filled with lots of memories 
of the times you'd play with me
And later on in our lives 
with cake and cups of tea
Always sharing troubles 
caring she would be
You are one in a million
gold upon our family tree...

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Her body fell sideways -
Stayed there
She gurgled as if she were
Reciting a love poem
Through a storm drain

She never complained
Nor did she forgive

She plowed her mind
Ahead of her wheelchair
Gray hair electrified
With aftershocks

Burning rubber all the way...

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The news is..! Britain is  favorite for the euro vision
Showcase.'
That will show it just what it's missing..' 
LOL)) Ukraine is I Apparently going to win
The contest anyway..? 
Top seat and jello
From aunty  eu.)
I didn't hear that
From Joe Biden.!
I don't think so at least. ?...

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Each one cried.
None knew who died.
Aunty!
Some said loudly.
My great-uncle lost,
Said the host;
My son -
A bright sun...
Watched all! 
Said: A Fall...!
Birth and death 
Depends on the breath
Should one for money mourn? 
Born...
Death is a fact known...!

14 December 2022...

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I see the why 
That dwells inside
You think you’re clever
Behind the lies

But I see through
I see the truth
I see the motives
For every move

Each emotion
Book wide open
So easy to read
Bitter, broken

A lovely face
It feels misplaced
You’re undeserving 
To boast such grace...

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Mice arrived in my house
Maybe you are afraid 
   My aunty eat grilled mice
   Must say that sounds nasty
   Mickey Mouse dinner ... no
Mild hands will protect you
More courageous than most











20.04.2017
Sun : - A-L Andresen :)
( Pleiades form : M )
www.howmanysyllables.com
For Kim Merryman's contest...

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Aunty baby baby baby ohhhh,,
Baby baby baby oooohhhhhh,,
Your datar is texi you knowww,,
Baby baby baby oooohhhhhh,,
Your datar is texi you knowww,,
Nothing is gonna change thoughh,,
Your datar is a texi you knowww...
Tribute To Ex Thoku Just in bar bar...
Just in baar baar again and again...
Uncle Alyas Kalya Thoku Baar Baar......

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On holiday whilst in South Zante
My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’
Found in the jacuzzi
With fat floozie Susie
He’s no chance of coitus with aunty!
 
Aunt Bertha's quite livid with Mel
She kicked him out of their hotel
The lowlife, the fool
Now sleeps by the pool
Aunt certainly made his life hell!
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Jaunty faces
Evoke positive thoughts  
And even though they say encouraging words to you
Layered within those words are thoughts of failure
Only their mind’s eye knows about
Until that day you are on your knees
Struggling to get up; while they are watching you and not lending a hand

©135020092013...

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There are some poisoning substances when mixed into drink 
or food cause weakness,confusion,paralysis and even death.
They are odorless,colorless and tasteless like water..
Sometimes symptoms resemble of food Poisoning..
Lana Sue,Joshua Lee,Alexis Jennings,Samantha Unger,
Arrieana Yednock,Shayne Carpenter,Tina Glasco,
Aunty Shabo and the list goes on........

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My dream of a world
I had a dream of a family
In a world,

Father love
Mother peace

Son unity
Daughter  joy

Uncle progress
Aunty success

Cousin  happiness 
Friends togetherness

A family found in a world,
Called nature,

Never I had a better dream, 
than this,

A world I Long for,

This is where,
I call heaven,
And here is,
My dream of a world,...

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If seven times five is thirty-five Aunty C,
Can forty minus five also thirty-five be?
And what about five times seven and fifty minus fifteen?
How can they all be thirty-five? What does it all mean?

Not sure I said to the child. Math is not my game.
I would rather be assigned coyotes to blame
Some solve arithmetic problems, but I always fold.
Geometry makes my literary blood run cold....

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She was a gentle soul
Who saw the worst 
And endured it quietly
The man she loved
Was cruelly taken away

Left to raise two children
She always had a smile
Wanting the best for others
Living a long life
A matriarch to all.

© Paul Warren Poetry


Paying homage to an ordinary woman who lost her husband after the Great War due to being gassed on the Western Front.  A gentle and well loved woman....

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My youngest son is twenty two; he stands at six foot three.
I went shopping the other day and saw some soft toys for ninety eight p.
I took one look and picked them up, two of them so sweet and cud-de-ly.
To give to great nieces and nephews, from their favourite great aunty.
My son saw one, “that’s sweet” he said “have you bought that for me?”
The soft sweet polar bear now resides by his side, for all on face book to see....

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Sossled
I wandered as lonely as a dog,
Me pantaloons were full of frogs
Slurping suds while on the grog,
Dog paddling with the ducks,

I thought I knew her lovely face,
Got cuddling with Aunty  Grace
mascara was every place,
me swimming togs got stuck,

a rooster crowed up in the church,
cuckoo clock was in reverse,
I could think of nothing worse,
When incest, comes a riding?

18-sep-11
	Nancy Jones
Contest Name	Make me Laugh...

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Unchaining the chained
Is my ultimate gain
Life we live is of chain
Full of manacles and shackles

Let we unchain the chained
Legs and hands under siege
Even our head and mouth
Cannot be free of doom
Can we ever leave above the gloom?
In chain we desire freedom
For our land is full of boom.


Alayande Stephen. T
9.20am 
Sat,July 29, 2006


In the morning when I was about leaving
Aunty Rose’s house in Iba,it was 
An Environmental day in Lagos....

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