Sossled

Sossled I wandered as lonely as a dog, Me pantaloons were full of frogs Slurping suds while on the grog, Dog paddling with the ducks, I thought I knew her lovely face, Got cuddling with Aunty Grace mascara was every place, me swimming togs got stuck, a rooster crowed up in the church, cuckoo clock was in reverse, I could think of nothing worse, When incest, comes a riding?
18-sep-11 Nancy Jones Contest Name Make me Laugh
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 9/18/2011 12:09:00 AM
this is great...very funny...reads like a winner...best of luck in the contest...smiles...chiquita
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Date: 9/17/2011 11:59:00 PM
Actually, Aunty Grace isn't your 'immediate' family, so is this really incest? Try to picture cuckoo in reverse: "ook...cuc?" Love your poem. It's truly great.
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Don Johnson
Date: 9/18/2011 1:13:00 AM
Dunno bout me mommas sister she got got a back hand blister, sexy kissing of the mister, for eating the fruity cake...
Date: 9/17/2011 11:40:00 PM
Very funny, sure to be a winner ~~
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Date: 9/17/2011 11:35:00 PM
What an awesome write Don...I just love a lot of your poems a lot, and this is one of those poems! Great work!!
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Date: 9/17/2011 11:34:00 PM
wanderin' into taboo land takes courage, kudos to you man! digya always~N
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Date: 9/17/2011 11:09:00 PM
ya ever heard this song?.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjWwtIlbbEE
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Don Johnson
Date: 9/18/2011 12:07:00 AM
had me a little look, pretty wild with words me must forsook, might get me burnt, should i relate, soup might grill me on de plate... on ya babe ...good thought...
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