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01/27/24

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On holiday whilst in South Zante My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’ Found in the jacuzzi With fat floozie Susie He’s no chance of coitus with aunty! Aunt Bertha's quite livid with Mel She kicked him out of their hotel The lowlife, the fool Now sleeps by the pool Aunt certainly made his life hell!

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Randy Freie

Date: 4/21/2024 12:00:00 PM

Hi Jan, guys always seem to find their way into the doghouse somehow. I really enjoyed your limerick.

Jack Horne

Date: 3/11/2024 2:59:00 PM

LOL, always save some of your excellent limericks when I'm going cross-eyed with all the comments to return

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2024 1:36:00 PM

lol thanks Jack, sending love to you and mum xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 2/28/2024 6:37:00 AM

Mel was then confronted by his daughter - Shown a video of them in water - Said for fifty quid - She'd delete the vid - Now he regrets the stork ever brought her…… Beryl

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2024 9:55:00 AM

oh Beryl that limerick is so darn funny lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Bell

Date: 2/11/2024 11:57:00 AM

Ah, Susie the floosie has brought down many a man. Now Bertha the tank is heading to hell fast on the footsteps of panicking Mel, last seen heading for the hills with Bertha the tank going in for the kill.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2024 9:55:00 AM

thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 2/11/2024 9:44:00 AM

Jan, this is very funny and well-worded. Using the legal term for the transgression is something special indeed. I can see a lawyer using these words at a hearing and using poetry to describe the infidelity.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2024 9:54:00 AM

lol I would love to see and hear if for myself Duke lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tony Hargreaves

Date: 2/9/2024 9:45:00 AM

Beware of Floozie Susie when abroad. For all the backlash you cannot afford. Stay with Bertha and then you're safe and bored. Tony

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2024 9:51:00 AM

I will watch out for the floozie next time i go away lol:-) hugs jan xx

James Peranteau

Date: 1/31/2024 10:10:00 AM

now that's a naughty person :}

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2024 9:51:00 AM

sure is James:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 1/30/2024 3:29:00 PM

I hope Suzie didn’t jump in the pool… you’d have to call her Sue Narmy… and Mel might never be seen again. Smashing limmy twosome, Jan. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2024 9:50:00 AM

Sue narmy lol love it! hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/30/2024 1:13:00 PM

haha, He got his just desserts!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2024 9:50:00 AM

Yes but maybe not stiffy cockie pudding lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Christina Bowring

Date: 1/29/2024 3:42:00 PM

Made me laugh so much dear Jan. The limerick queen doing it in style as always. Keep them coming please as we love them! Hugs and lots of smiles :) :):) xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2024 9:49:00 AM

Thanks Christina, not everyone appreciates my humour, i am so glad you do:-) hugs jan xx