Short Auntie Poems
Short Auntie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Auntie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Auntie by length and keyword.
Coconut shy at Reece Fair...
Auntie Margaret is sure she'll win this time.
A shy goldfish travels home
in ornate container....
Beneath this stone lies Uncle Fred
Whose snoring woke up all the dead
Some ghosts arose
To pinch his nose
According to what Auntie said...
Auntie Arista Adderlisting
Ate apples appreciatively
Attired in an aba apron
Always asking apprecisively
Are apricots aphrodisiacs
As Auntie abhorred amphimixis...
I'm Watching the Detectives
auntie, family, inspirational, life, worklove,
I so love my investigative angle
Peoples lives I so love to untangle
I thank my Auntie for this
Taggart in Scotland was bliss
Watching the Detectives, was my handle
auntie, age, clothes, food, memory,
My elderly auntie named Dot
her memory’s going to pot
For she served me raw food
and was totally nude
A dinner I’ve never forgot
auntie, drink, humorous,
My beer-swilling auntie called Mabel
Could drink most blokes under the table
She sups pint after pint
Almost every night
No wonder her legs are unstable!
My auntie Mary saw a fairy
The fairy was quite contrary
Poor Mary listened as the fairy moaned
Mary had enough and the fairy shut up
Auntie Mary legged it home away from the moan
GET STRIPPING - BAWDY LIMERICK
auntie, body, humorous, jobs,
My auntie acted on the stage
Her performance was in a cage
She dressed as a stripper
Then let men folk whip her
Her antics sure caused an outrage!
There once was a grandma who did not have
text acronym grasp, or anything thereof.
“Auntie just died”, was she proud,
she texted all, “l o l!”
She thought that it meant ”lots of love”.
25 JUly 2015
ATTIC - INSPIRED BY CONTEST
auntie, death, family, moving on,
Antiques in the attic,
amazing oil paintings
are coated with thick dust.
Albums of photographs,
await my teary eyes.
Auntie has passed away
and I must clear her house.
Inspired by Pleiades A contest
10th August 2016
Auntie, Loud, Daughter, Cool
Sister of Neketa
Lover of family, Sean, and writing
Who feels happy, loved, and stress
Who fears spiders, snakes, and failure
Who would like to see the Bahamas, London, and Jamaica
Resident of Orangeburg, South Carolina
auntie, beautiful, birthday,
Today is my Birthday
I am feeling very special!
I sit on the steps
Until he turns up at the gate
There he comes the postman with my present!
Now its time to tear it open
To see what's inside?
From my dear auntie Lily
Back inside Mum has the cake ready
Waiting on me
Happy Birthday to my little Dianna!...
auntie, death, humorous,
Here lies our dear, sweet Auntie Millie
Well-known to do things willy-nilly
Prepared a noon meal she thought dilly
And choked on red-hot-pepper chili
Sandra M. Haight
Premiere Contest: A Funny Epitaph
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe
Rhythm: - / - - / - - / -
auntie, childhood, fun, guitar,
Dear Auntie, play with me now and let’s ignite,
With a plucking of guitar strings, the hours incite
A score of lyrics jiggling as my thrills excite;
Wondering how those grainy sounds can take flight
That a baby like me needs to make do-re-mi right!
Personal Memories--Monorhyme Contest
Sponsor: Laura Loo Picture#2
Mar 19, 2016
To my auntie Jenny
To my Auntie Jenny,
Whom I loved so much,
You are now with the Lord and free of pain,
You and Walter are back together,
I will miss you loads,
I remember your fun times,
You had a heart of gold,
Kind, fun, generous and warm.
May you now Rest in peace.
Love from your niece Susie <>< <><
Ps, Please will you give Richard a hug and kiss from me.
I do not know?
a song certainly
not atonal but
a true feeling
of life living
how can a camera
catch fleeting notes
of a written person
with each turn
still sings a song
expressed as only
as only she could
bring to heart
with her auntie
on a potty
maybe this time
her eyes sing
or that time
her pout sings
Pret a manger
auntie, animals, children, funny
Twas in July, or maybe later
Auntie met an alligator
Now auntie didn’t run away
Nor drop down to her knees and pray
She didn’t scream and didn’t shout
Or cry until her eyes popped out
She didn’t yell or run around
She never made a single sound
She simply smiled her simple smile
And simply sat there for a while
Until at last the alligator
Walked right up, and simply ate her...
auntie, angel, memory, niece, sister,
Ella is enchanted and tries hard to pluck the strings
Sweet music starts to flow as her Auntie Karen sings
What joy Karen brought to so so many different things
Precious memories in a photograph, oh what tears it brings
For Karen is now an angel, and she wears her heavenly wings
Contest Personal Memories Sponsor LuLoo
Photo 2 of Laura's daughter her sister Karen
They walk around part of the elite
heads held high
noses in the air
auras of knowing it all abound with a lot of hoot and holler
I will NEVER be one of them
my make up still in the drawer and my face still unpainted
part of the great unwashed
as my auntie used to say
I am only myself
and knowing what I do about those society chicks
I wouldn't trade my time
and my talents for anything
but we all have our gifts
First Pet Friend
auntie, childhood, children, love, me,
I love my puppet beaver, my best friend
A gift to me my auntie gave, he never does pretend
Oh, how can I promulgate that he's a special friend
He makes me laugh when winter days seem like they'd never end
Sometimes I wonder how he chose to come to me
I love the way we laugh and play upon my knee
I have a special bond with him beyond compare
At times I do believe we breathe similar air
He never frowns inside my frenetic hand...
I Softly Went A Huntin'
auntie, humor, humorous, nonsense, satire,
I softly went a huntin’
To find some softly sheep,
I cannot count without them
To lull me back to sleep.
‘Where art thou little fluffy?’
I called its nicky name,
And taken by the surplus
A hundred bleaters came.
I’ll never count them all in time,
I worried like my pal,
I only wants a little kip
Not like my Auntie Val.
She likes to sleep for England
And all the English men.
Sometimes she sleeps with 40
And sometimes only 10.
We Cried for a Week and Still Remember
auntie, pets, cat, cat, , cute,
The joyful cat with three colors
He woke me up before I went to school
He couldn’t sit still always playful
Stayed for six months, which was so wonderful
The smartest cat with three colors
Always did potty on the toilet
I got him from my auntie, they both passed
To ever had him was one of our bless
The cutest cat with three colors
On Sunday, crashed by my own neighbor
We cried for a week and still remember
Named Tymmy, no other cat better
SHE DESCENDS TO STARES
auntie, body, humorous,
WARNING BAWDY LIMERICK !
My daughter descended our stairs
Nude boobies and bottom she bares
She answered the bell
To our Auntie Nell
Who chastised her for showing her wares
But Chloe says Auntie you see
There's nothing wrong with nudity
On the nudist beach
Men say I'm a peach
And pluck me when I'm in the sea!
Nude descending Staircase Poetry Contest
Sponsored by John Lawless
Together we put our hands together
Pray for me and i will pray for u
Sent from heaven im a blessing
Nothing more but to see your smile
R.I.P auntie mary
Tears are not joy but sorrow
Love strong enough to hold us
Gods angel you still are to me
Words spoken in a thousand languages
Im being watched over(thank you god)
No god but just his guide
Missing momma's voice
Her warm hugs are no longer here
I miss you momma
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH:)...
auntie, grandchild, silly, words,
This actually had happened many, many years ago to my eldest sister.
Oh my, what children should not hear, for they instantly repeat what some
My grand-daughter called her grandpa chrome-dome
now Sue don't call him names just leave alone
Grannie, I just heard what Auntie said
now I have to put Auntie to bed
Grannie, Auntie's singing grandpa's chrome-dome
Grannie, Auntie's singing grandpa's chrome-dome.