Deflated

My dear old uncle Bill Thought he'd try a Viagra pill The only affect Is he got a stiff neck Which seemed to amuse auntie Jill.

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/3/2024 8:29:00 PM

Well, just let that 'stiffness' work its way down a bit... ~ Bone R. Boy

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/29/2024 3:26:00 AM

That is really hysterical John, a real wish he hoped to come true, but with a sore neck bet this day he did rue. BLESSINGS, Jennifer

John Read
Date: 10/29/2024 9:08:00 AM

Hi Jennifer, love your rhyming reply. Xx

Jan Allison

Date: 10/28/2024 2:29:00 PM

Lol John, it's also a good thing to drop the pills in your tea - at least it keeps the biscuits from going soft when they are dunked! I've written viagra poems for both the old and new book lol,hugs Jan xx

John Read
Date: 10/29/2024 9:07:00 AM

Hi Jan, thank you for your handy tip, I do dislike soft biscuits.

Ink Empress

Date: 10/28/2024 9:47:00 AM

Dear John, this is so funny! Left me in stitches! Hahah! I can imagine, poor uncle bill! Auntie jill sounds fun! Haha

John Read
Date: 10/28/2024 9:51:00 AM

Thank you for your visit and comment Ink God bless you.

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/28/2024 7:41:00 AM

Aunty Jill became hugely inflated - She didn’t know what it as for ages - Along came son Rory - Her bundle of glory - Uncle Bill wonders how they’re related… Sis Beryl

John Read
Date: 10/28/2024 9:11:00 AM

Uncle Bill has been left high and dry, as auntie Jill gives Rory a try, with his flag at half mast, he looks back on his past, wiping a tear from his eye.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/27/2024 11:21:00 AM

Hahaha. It would amuse me as well

John Read
Date: 10/27/2024 11:24:00 AM

I'm so pleased it made you smile Andrea.

Eileen Manassian

Date: 10/27/2024 4:30:00 AM

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Thank you for bringing a smile to my weary heart!! Seems like Auntie Jill is happy she won't have to accommodate him. Thanks for your visit to my page.

John Read
Date: 10/27/2024 7:07:00 AM

Hi Eileen, so nice to hear from someone with a sense of humour. God bless you.

Christuraj Alex

Date: 10/27/2024 3:32:00 AM

Indeed, very humorous.

John Read
Date: 10/27/2024 3:42:00 AM

Cheers Chris, hope it's not to bawdy for you. Enjoy your day. Xx

Miranda Hawley

Date: 10/26/2024 9:50:00 PM

Yep exactly. Nice job.

John Read
Date: 10/27/2024 2:33:00 AM

Cheers Miranda nice hearing from you.

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/26/2024 9:03:00 PM

Though aunty Jill was amused - Her ego was badly bruised - Had she lost the spark - That melted Bill’s heart - If so she’d have him removed.…. Sis Beryl

John Read
Date: 10/27/2024 2:53:00 AM

Jill new deep down inside, that bills passion had finally died, she tried her best, but couldn't raise the dead, hopefully one day he will rise.