Deflated

My dear old uncle Bill 
Thought he'd try a Viagra pill 
The only affect 
Is he got a stiff neck 
Which seemed to amuse auntie Jill.

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Gershon Wolf

November 3, 2024 at 8:29 PM

Well, just let that 'stiffness' work its way down a bit... ~ Bone R. Boy

Jennifer Proxenos

October 29, 2024 at 3:26 AM

That is really hysterical John, a real wish he hoped to come true, but with a sore neck bet this day he did rue. BLESSINGS, Jennifer

John Read

October 29, 2024 at 9:08 AM

Hi Jennifer, love your rhyming reply. Xx

Jan Allison

October 28, 2024 at 2:29 PM

Lol John, it's also a good thing to drop the pills in your tea - at least it keeps the biscuits from going soft when they are dunked! I've written viagra poems for both the old and new book lol,hugs Jan xx

John Read

October 29, 2024 at 9:07 AM

Hi Jan, thank you for your handy tip, I do dislike soft biscuits.

Ink Empress

October 28, 2024 at 9:47 AM

Dear John, this is so funny! Left me in stitches! Hahah! I can imagine, poor uncle bill! Auntie jill sounds fun! Haha

John Read

October 28, 2024 at 9:51 AM

Thank you for your visit and comment Ink God bless you.

Beryl Edmonds

October 28, 2024 at 7:41 AM

Aunty Jill became hugely inflated - She didn’t know what it as for ages - Along came son Rory - Her bundle of glory - Uncle Bill wonders how they’re related… Sis Beryl

John Read

October 28, 2024 at 9:11 AM

Uncle Bill has been left high and dry, as auntie Jill gives Rory a try, with his flag at half mast, he looks back on his past, wiping a tear from his eye.

Andrea Dietrich

October 27, 2024 at 11:21 AM

Hahaha. It would amuse me as well

John Read

October 27, 2024 at 11:24 AM

I'm so pleased it made you smile Andrea.

Eileen Manassian

October 27, 2024 at 4:30 AM

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Thank you for bringing a smile to my weary heart!! Seems like Auntie Jill is happy she won't have to accommodate him. Thanks for your visit to my page.

John Read

October 27, 2024 at 7:07 AM

Hi Eileen, so nice to hear from someone with a sense of humour. God bless you.

Christuraj Alex

October 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM

Indeed, very humorous.

John Read

October 27, 2024 at 3:42 AM

Cheers Chris, hope it's not to bawdy for you. Enjoy your day. Xx

Miranda Hawley

October 26, 2024 at 9:50 PM

Yep exactly. Nice job.

John Read

October 27, 2024 at 2:33 AM

Cheers Miranda nice hearing from you.

Beryl Edmonds

October 26, 2024 at 9:03 PM

Though aunty Jill was amused - Her ego was badly bruised - Had she lost the spark - That melted Bill’s heart - If so she’d have him removed.…. Sis Beryl

John Read

October 27, 2024 at 2:53 AM

Jill new deep down inside, that bills passion had finally died, she tried her best, but couldn't raise the dead, hopefully one day he will rise.