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My elderly auntie named Dot
her memory’s going to pot
For she served me raw food
and was totally nude
A dinner I’ve never forgot

7/27/18

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/30/2018 7:54:00 PM

She Dotted her i's, I see. Did she cross her T's?! ~ gw

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2018 4:22:00 AM

ha ha ha that is hilarious!:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/29/2018 10:42:00 PM

G'day Jan … you pay big money in a restaurant for this service - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2018 7:12:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) I wonder if customers complain about the wrinkled outfits lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 7/28/2018 4:53:00 PM

Jan, I cannot stop laughing. I am crying, as I picture an ELDERLY aunt doing this!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2018 7:39:00 PM

Thankfully its just fiction but I can imagine it happening! I woke up a few days ago with the first 4 lines and then finally finished the other day but I try not to post more than one poem a day so this was on hold lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 7/28/2018 3:20:00 PM

Love chicken and fish, but not raw, unless its genuine shushi or oysters. Good limerick, Jan. As for golf, I've never played the game and all that walking is not for me. Thanks for stopping by. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2018 3:22:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Maurice:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 7/28/2018 7:26:00 AM

I really like this one Jan. I think that would be very memorable!!....A FAV for me!!.............pat

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2018 8:21:00 AM

Thanks Pat:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 7/27/2018 11:45:00 AM

Great one, Jan, I always enjoy your funny entertaining limericks. John

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2018 11:48:00 AM

Thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 7/27/2018 11:21:00 AM

Love it, your limericks always entertain!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2018 11:48:00 AM

Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 7/27/2018 10:30:00 AM

Love it. Perfect flow, Jan. Traumatized for life, I'm sure.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2018 11:07:00 AM

Thanks Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 7/27/2018 9:22:00 AM

I too knew your auntie named dot....she is the reason I started smoking pot....just to get to the point....she liked to roll joints....and we always smoked the whole lot....lol....you should be on stage with your jokes jan.…;)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2018 10:18:00 AM

Thanks Eric, I have been on stage a couple of times with my poetry - the last one was in front of over 600 people including my elderly mum - will never forget it. They had my name as 'Allinson' in the programme and a friend of ours was at the performance. I asked him what he thought of my poems and he said oh were you there ... he hadn't recognised me in a dress and heels lol:-) hugs jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 7/27/2018 8:44:00 AM

Thank you Jan... you made me smile this morning...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2018 10:16:00 AM

Always a pleasure to see you my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings

Date: 7/27/2018 8:14:00 AM

Youre elderly auntie named Dot // knew there something she forgot // she served you raw food // when totally nude // then put herself in the pot. // Barry

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2018 10:16:00 AM

lol thanks Barry a great limerick response:-) hugs Jan xx