Short Aardvark Poems
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An artistic aardvark
living in a forest dark
very quickly did embark
upon a quest on an ark
Noah gave him name of Clark.
Categories:
aardvark, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Monorhyme
The aardvark likes to eat termites
He has big ears and a very long snout
He uses his ears to find his food
And his tongue to get them out
Categories:
aardvark, animals, children, nature,
Form:
I do not know?
a witch and a pet aardvark
broom to an amusement park
with a mic in hand
and dave brubecks band
warble a strange meadowlark.
Categories:
aardvark, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, night, october,
Form:
Limerick
Have you ever watched an aardvark
on display at your local zoo
He paces back and forth, forth and back
I get dizzy. I wonder if he does too
Categories:
aardvark, animal, moving on, repetition,
Form:
Light Verse
there once was an aardvark with quite a tongue
he has used it well since he was young
zip it here
and zap it there
many a poor ant has been stung
Categories:
aardvark, animal,
Form:
Limerick
An aardvark went looking for bugs,
but he found, to consume, only slugs:
he pondered his luck,
and soliloquised, “Yuck!
No wonder that people do drugs!”
Categories:
aardvark, food,
Form:
Limerick
When Aardvark sleeps, perchance to dream
About a tasty snack …
I wonder, does he ever wish
It wouldn’t bite him back?
Inspired by Lee Leon’s poem ‘Aardvark’
Thanks, Lee!
Categories:
aardvark, animals, funny
Form:
Epigram
Aardvark
First animal
Alphabetically
Destroyer of high citadels
Thirty five million years, one diet
Consuming whole populations
Poor eyesight, nocturnal
Termite eater
Aardvark
Categories:
aardvark, animals, education
Form:
Rictameter
Dig dig dig little aardvark
gobble down those ants and termites.
gulp gulp gulp, tasty tasty tasty.
Slurp them up with your long rough tongue.
Gulp gulp gulp
Slurp slurp slurp
Dig dig dig.
It is fun to watch you eat
Categories:
aardvark, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Free verse
Who invited the ants?
Who asked them to come?
Pesky intruders
Attacking each crumb
Unwanted guests
Totally rude
All over my blanket
Eating my food
The next time I picnic
Or come to the park
Remind me to bring
My pet Aardvark!
Categories:
aardvark, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
I have no shoes shall we dance;
I don't gamble shall we play a game of chance;
I have a pet aardvark should I feed him ants;
I have vertigo am I in a trance;
3/4/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022
Categories:
aardvark, 7th grade, 8th grade, analogy, endurance, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Aardvark Limerick
An Aardvark living in Timbuktu,
Raised his finger and said,” screw you”
Why so rude, I said back,
Lovely manners you do lack.
So, to reciprocate, I gave him two.
Limerick Contest
Line Gauthier
Written 19.10.17
Categories:
aardvark, africa, animal, fun, nonsense, rude, word play,
Form:
Limerick
I had a dog that did not bark,
one day I took it to the park.
It stopped beside the plants
and started eating ants;
a passer by said "nice aardvark".
A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest, placed 3rd
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date wrote: 30th May 2022
Categories:
aardvark, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The aardvark is a quirky beast,
Uniquely dentalated,
And to the armadillo gastronomically related.
He dines on termites, ants, and such,
Most any bug his tongue can touch,
On fruits and veggies, not so much,
Unless he's running low on Vitamin C…
Or needs to be re-regulated.
Categories:
aardvark, animal, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
The Aardvark and the Pangolin,
Romantically, had been entwined.
But infidelity, was in the air,
Aardvark, had a new suiter in mind.
Pangolin, did challenge his rival,
The Anteater with beautiful snout.
Don’t fear for me, on your betrayal,
Sweet Armadillo, is taking me out.
Categories:
aardvark, animal, betrayal, character, funny love, humorous, jealousy,
Form:
Rhyme
i was a pest on the wall
i was an electricity aardvark
i was a refrigerator raider
i was a bumby bill increaser
then the door left a mark
the locks became cunning chameleons
the reality became a badly bitter truth serum
time card growth became forever tattooed in my mind over time
Categories:
aardvark, growth, memory, remember,
Form:
Free verse
I felt happy as a lark,
I watched an aardvark;
As I sat in a giant arc.
Next, I waved hi to Mark,
As he jogged in the park.
He wanted to catch Clarke.
Then I noticed a dog bark,
That resembled a gray shark;
Lastly, had to run; it got dark.
Alexis Y.
03/11/2022
Categories:
aardvark, humor, silly,
Form:
Monorhyme
An alligator, aggravated,
ate another aardvark.
Although abdomen’s aching,
and another aardvark’s abating,
Alice’s argument’s arbitrating.
Albeit alert at Alligator’s advance,
Andy’s ascertaining alligator’s ailment.
Andy awaits assurance.
Alice’s arrested and anchored.
Alas, abbreviated adieu!
Categories:
aardvark, humor,
Form:
Tautogram
An Aardvark
an aardvark is a curious animal
that passes himself off as a mammal
with rabbet ears and pig snout
he is unusual looking no doubt
on ants and termites, he does feed
but not so much on centipedes
he hides by day in the ground
and comes out at night to walk around
the aardvark is an odd looker for sure
but for some he holds a strange allure
Categories:
aardvark, animal,
Form:
Ekphrasis
The locusts are coming
They’ll be here soon
Turning all greenery black
Obliterating the moon
Devouring vegetation
Causing aggravation
Raising a ruckus and din
A sorry state the world is in
Yet in three weeks they’ll die out
And I bet you’ll shout
for joy as their shells go snap-crackle-crunch
when your pet aardvark eats them for brunch
Categories:
aardvark, insect, nature, sound,
Form:
Couplet
An aardvark ambling about ate ants
beside bubbling bountiful
cascades churning
down.
Eventually, eating exhausted,
finding ferns
gently grasping
his head, he
just jumped ...
kerplop! killing
little languishing
microbes mating
nearby.
Once, out on
picturesque plains
queerily quiet,
raking roots,
(sometimes standing
tall to take the
ultimate
view) various
wormy woods were
xamined
yielding ...
zilch.
Categories:
aardvark, funny
Form:
ABC
See, see the splurptious sky
Marvel at its big Mauve depths.
Tell me, dingle, do you
Wonder why the Aardvark ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Crappy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your crumbobulous facial growth
That looks like
A Rotten fish.
What's more, it knows
Your flarpgurgle potting shed
Smells of a ball of snot.
Everything under the big splurptious sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm aliens?
Categories:
aardvark, silly,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
"Your light burns brighter than a dying star"
Barked the Aardvark to the lightning bug
Suffocating in the mason jar
"Was it not I" replied the fly encased in glass
"Who gave Edison the idea of the bulb
By the seat of my enlightened ass"
"I thought i was special i must admit
And when my light dies out
I hope you step in ****"
Slipping in **** the Aardvark died on the floor
Because the little light burnt out
And darkness shined forevermore
Categories:
aardvark, abuse, anti bullying, dark, death, humorous, light,
Form:
Rhyme
African mud banks are my go-to place
Yummy termites and ants my favorite food,
My claws help me keep cool in a digging space.
My sticky tongue keeps me in a marvelous mood
Who am I?
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Take a guess.
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Aardvark you say?
You win the car of the day.
Oops. I am sorry to say
A car is not available today.
Categories:
aardvark, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Personification
THEN the skies bellowed a frothy glitter and d o w n became up &
sideways turned horizontally truthful
said the vegan Aardvark.
THE Policeman chewed his m0uth-
side and a Red Ant crawled out from his nostril damn-us (Quatrain 173) &
my pillow has luscious lips from some disembodied woman who once cared
for me. The rest of this delirious
prose is buried in an unmarked book
within a discount store on the far
side of the Moon.
::02.??.2020::
Categories:
aardvark, poetry,
Form:
Free verse