Short Aardvark Poems
Short Aardvark Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Aardvark by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Aardvark by length and keyword.
huntin seeson four
albert went after aardvark
annie went out on a lark
on albert a ring in the dark
Artistic Aardvark Named Clark
aardvark, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
An artistic aardvark
living in a forest dark
very quickly did embark
upon a quest on an ark
Noah gave him name of Clark.
The Mystic Aardvark
aardvark, animal, emotions, humor, philosophy, truth, violence, wisdom,
Alan the mystic
Rejected wrath and
Violence and ire
Result in endless
aardvark, animals, children, nature,
I do not know?
The aardvark likes to eat termites
He has big ears and a very long snout
He uses his ears to find his food
And his tongue to get them out
there once was an aardvark with quite a tongue
he has used it well since he was young
zip it here
and zap it there
many a poor ant has been stung...
aardvark, animals, funny
When Aardvark sleeps, perchance to dream
About a tasty snack …
I wonder, does he ever wish
It wouldn’t bite him back?
Inspired by Lee Leon’s poem ‘Aardvark’
aardvark, animals, education
Destroyer of high citadels
Thirty five million years, one diet
Consuming whole populations
Poor eyesight, nocturnal
Who invited the ants?
Who asked them to come?
Attacking each crumb
All over my blanket
Eating my food
The next time I picnic
Or come to the park
Remind me to bring
My pet Aardvark!
aardvark, africa, animal, fun, nonsense, rude, word play,
An Aardvark living in Timbuktu,
Raised his finger and said,” screw you”
Why so rude, I said back,
Lovely manners you do lack.
So, to reciprocate, I gave him two.
The Aardvark and the Pangolin
aardvark, animal, betrayal, character, funny love, humorous, jealousy,
The Aardvark and the Pangolin,
Romantically, had been entwined.
But infidelity, was in the air,
Aardvark, had a new suiter in mind.
Pangolin, did challenge his rival,
The Anteater with beautiful snout.
Don’t fear for me, on your betrayal,
Sweet Armadillo, is taking me out.
Short Ribs A: Gourmet or Gourmand
The aardvark is a quirky beast,
And to the armadillo gastronomically related.
He dines on termites, ants and such,
Most any bug his tongue can touch,
On fruits and veggies, not so much,
Just when he's low on Vitamin C....
Or needs to be re-regulated.
to think like a child at 25
aardvark, growth, memory, remember,
i was a pest on the wall
i was an electricity aardvark
i was a refrigerator raider
i was a bumby bill increaser
then the door left a mark
the locks became cunning chameleons
the reality became a badly bitter truth serum
time card growth became forever tattooed in my mind over time
An aardvark ambling about ate ants
beside bubbling bountiful
Eventually, eating exhausted,
his head, he
just jumped ...
Once, out on
tall to take the
wormy woods were
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See, see the splurptious sky
Marvel at its big Mauve depths.
Tell me, dingle, do you
Wonder why the Aardvark ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Crappy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your crumbobulous facial growth
That looks like
A Rotten fish.
What's more, it knows
Your flarpgurgle potting shed
Smells of a ball of snot.
Everything under the big splurptious sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm aliens?
When The Darkness Shines
aardvark, abuse, anti bullying, dark, death, humorous, light,
"Your light burns brighter than a dying star"
Barked the Aardvark to the lightning bug
Suffocating in the mason jar
"Was it not I" replied the fly encased in glass
"Who gave Edison the idea of the bulb
By the seat of my enlightened ass"
"I thought i was special i must admit
And when my light dies out
I hope you step in shit"
Slipping in shit the Aardvark died on the floor
Because the little light burnt out
And darkness shined forevermore...
Animal Guessing Game Number 2
aardvark, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
African mud banks are my go-to place
Yummy termites and ants my favorite food,
My claws help me keep cool in a digging space.
My sticky tongue keeps me in a marvelous mood
Who am I?
Want to try?
Take a guess.
More or less.
Aardvark you say?
You win the car of the day.
Oops. I am sorry to say
A car is not available today.
THEN the skies bellowed a frothy glitter and d o w n became up &
sideways turned horizontally truthful
said the vegan Aardvark.
THE Policeman chewed his m0uth-
side and a Red Ant crawled out from his nostril damn-us (Quatrain 173) &
my pillow has luscious lips from some disembodied woman who once cared
for me. The rest of this delirious
prose is buried in an unmarked book
within a discount store on the far
side of the Moon.