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See, see the splurptious sky Marvel at its big Mauve depths. Tell me, dingle, do you Wonder why the Aardvark ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel Crappy. I can tell you, it is Worried by your crumbobulous facial growth That looks like A Rotten fish. What's more, it knows Your flarpgurgle potting shed Smells of a ball of snot. Everything under the big splurptious sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only charm aliens?

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Date: 9/25/2017 8:38:00 PM
I like how your mind works.
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Date: 8/25/2015 8:09:00 AM
Well I'm laughing, nicely done.
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Date: 5/8/2014 4:43:00 PM
ha, nice one! Never noticed vogon was a form option before. Was listening to Hitchikers on audio cd recently so this is fresh in my mind! Great poem! Splurptious - great word! Out of curiosity I looked it up on google - only this poem comes back!
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