Aardvark Limerick

Aardvark Limerick

An Aardvark living in Timbuktu,
Raised his finger and said,” screw you”
Why so rude, I said back,
Lovely manners you do lack.

So, to reciprocate, I gave him two.

Limerick Contest
Line Gauthier
Written 19.10.17
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Wood Avatar
May 15, 2018 at 4:36 PM
Funny Kevin.
Gauthier Avatar
November 16, 2017 at 8:00 PM
Delightfully crude but after all, it is a winning limerick. Congrats, Kevin.
Smith Avatar
October 25, 2017 at 8:22 AM
Fun one Kevin, congratulations...
Roper Avatar
October 24, 2017 at 9:04 PM
Congratulations, Kevin, on your win :) Hugs Eve ~`*
Allison Avatar
October 24, 2017 at 4:41 PM
Dropping back to say very well done kevin:-) hugs jan xx
Canerdy Avatar
October 24, 2017 at 4:03 PM
Funny one, Kevin! CONGRATS! Janice
Dietrich Avatar
October 20, 2017 at 8:01 PM
this is even works for your own daft and surreal contest!!
Dietrich Avatar
October 20, 2017 at 8:00 PM
Love this, Kevin. I am imagining on tv when they do this and you see the two fingers blurred out!!
Wood Avatar
October 20, 2017 at 1:13 PM
Love this irreverent little limerick Kevin.
Y. Avatar
October 20, 2017 at 12:02 AM
Hi Kevin, This is really funny. And your imagery is spot on. I wish you the best of luck in the contest :-) Alexis
Allison Avatar
October 19, 2017 at 6:08 PM
very funny Kevin:-) hugs Jan xx
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