Shitty Poems

A Lifestyle Shitty

...Two wheel bikes are inevitable in our cities
An increase in the number of cars sure ain't pretty
Only a few years hence
Much change will make sense
Cities of the future must avoid a lifes...

Outta My Rear

...Feels like limericks are coming out of my ears
Or sometimes think they're coming outta me rear
But those ones are shitty
Not for transmitty
So I'll try not to post 'em but can't promise m...

My Three Ms

...20/04/2018.

                    My 3 M’s

It’s time to change the minds dirty diaper,
To think crisply, cleanly, somehow riper.
How is this cleansing feat to be achieved,
A new process of tho...

Feel All Shitty

...At times I disgust myself but please show no pity
I'm totally in charge of my clever little ditties
It's only for a laugh
At times I may gaff
It's then I hate myself and I feel all shitty...

Someone

...It’s funny;
I can never tell how much someone means to me
Until they’re walking out of my life.
I take everyone for granted:
Write their stories 
But forget their presence.
Praise their company...

The Lies We Tell and the Secrets They Keep

...Human nature ain't it funny 
So caught up in the state of being 
We lose sight actually lost not seeing 
The mirror of life when clear isnt pretty 
Ignorance is bliss truth always bitter shitty 
...

Turds

...Constipation is an extremely shitty word
I don't usually use it, I usually use turd
Must keep it sophisticated
Some might be listening
To this conversation besides the Humorick herd<>

First and Last Reader

...an editor's lament

I'm sick of shitty verses, mine and yours
Keep them far outside my office doors
	In the postal drawer
	I see eighty-four
Surely I will die if I read more.

I'm tire...

Voice of the Real Victims

...Voice Of The Real Victim
Girls have me long as I increase her beauty, I’m the hair
But people use me creepy, it’s not fair.
Me the forehead being in a full entity,
Though I can grab your mind whi...

Untitled

...Skynard told me, when I was young
To live my life but to live a simple one
Lord knows I've tried but I took a different road
Life can be a mess or beauty can take your breath
But I've had to carr...

Insane Saturday Traffic

...Traffic on a Saturday morning in the big city
Insanity describes it well or really quite shitty
There's mucho angst
Everyone's a crank
Each morning we need to take a loosen up pill<>

Her Slashed Facade

...She gazed into their eyes. The people she has loved all her life, blinded by a facade of people that surround everyone. 

The girl she danced with to their favorite songs and held as she went throu...

The Rape of My Voice

...I was coarsely stopped at a junction today
With fixed alternatives thrown my way
To let pedestrians storm in my life when there is no sign of crossing
Or to be my own royalty and allow no shitty b...

The Runaway

...The Runaway

out in the street
was sick of it all
packed my bags and left
the people were very cold
had to sleep in the shelter
grabage everywhere near cot
the smell of urine in the night
to...

Joe

...Joe goes home to his 5 bed semi
Dado rails and flat screen telly
Wife’s cooking dinner, wine in her hand
Kids playing in the den with painted hands
He kicks off his shoes, throws his jacket on th...

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