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Constipation

Constipation is an extremely shitty word
I don't usually use it, I usually use turd
Must keep it sophisticated
Some might be listening
To this conversation besides the P-Soup herd

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 8/6/2017 2:45:00 PM You are right on all counts! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/6/2017 4:37:00 PM Thank you for your endorsement, Dale! Thanks for dropping by my friend!!!

Patricia Cresswell Date: 8/6/2017 10:22:00 AM Great! If you can't take a little bit of shit in your life; who will grow the flowers. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/6/2017 10:26:00 AM BANG ON Miss Patricia!!! Life is meant to laugh and have fun, RIGHT!!! HIGGLE ON MY LOVE!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/6/2017 8:11:00 AM No euphemisms today//I say, "Hip Hip Hooray!"//Censors be danged//I'll be hanged//If I cannot say, "What the hay!" HERD ON JACKSON!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/6/2017 8:22:00 AM Censors???? Do we have 'em? So far no hide nor hair of 'em! Maybe I'll push the envelope and see how far I can go!!! Wait a minute... think I already have! CHEERS JOHN JOHN!!!

Jan Allison Date: 8/6/2017 7:11:00 AM ha ha ha the poetry soup police have you on their radar - thankfully it doesn't work at the weekend lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/6/2017 7:15:00 AM Not to worry... I'm a tricky devil!!! LOL GOOD MORNING MISS JAN!!! Huggsies, Brother Jack xxx

Russell Sivey Date: 8/6/2017 6:10:00 AM You said a bad word Jack, aaah I'm telling Mom, lol! Ha! This limerick is very fun! I enjoyed this comical and stunning poem here this morning, you have delighted me again by your incredible words of wisdom to die for! You have surely written cleverly today, Great Work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/6/2017 6:14:00 AM YUP!!! We never know who's tuning in, do we!!! lol We must be sophisticated and act like a grown ups!!! LOL