Short Shitty Poems

Short Shitty Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shitty by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shitty by length and keyword.


Premium Member Constipation

Constipation is an extremely shitty word I don't usually use it, I usually use turd Must keep it sophisticated Some might be listening To this conversation besides the P-Soup herd
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Insane Saturday Traffic

Traffic on a Saturday morning in the big city Insanity describes it well or really quite shitty There's mucho angst Everyone's a crank Each morning we need to take a loosen up pill
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Turds

Constipation is an extremely shitty word I don't usually use it, I usually use turd Must keep it sophisticated Some might be listening To this conversation besides the Humorick herd
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Feel All Shitty

At times I disgust myself but please show no pity I'm totally in charge of my clever little ditties It's only for a laugh At times I may gaff It's then I hate myself and I feel all shitty
Form: Limerick

The Seeing Mind

The Seeing Mind 

He had been to Antarctica 
As a tourist
How was it, I asked 
Expecting him going on
About the majesty 
Of the place
He hesitated and said: 
It was full of ice, snow 
And shitty penguins


Premium Member Outta My Rear

Feels like limericks are coming out of my ears Or sometimes think they're coming outta me rear But those ones are shitty Not for transmitty So I'll try not to post 'em but can't promise my dears
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Crapulence

Believe it or not, this word's in the dictionary “discomfort from eating too much” nice imagery “Crapulence” sounds shitty Not really very pretty A daily routine so we don't become big and billowy
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Lifestyle Shitty

Two wheel bikes are inevitable in our cities An increase in the number of cars sure ain't pretty Only a few years hence Much change will make sense Cities of the future must avoid a lifestyle shitty
Form: Limerick

Funnel

Twenty-two is a shitty Thing. No age left to look forward To, the slow decline steepens As your brakes quickly go out. Oh. How could I Forget? My Insurance Goes up at Twenty-five. I Cannot Wait.

The Driver Within

Life feels like a mess
Can't relieve my stress
Negative thoughts feel my mind
Feel shitty most of the time
Feel so alone
Like no one's home
I think i'm losin my mind
Need someone to listen
My mind's over fillin
Just can't do this on my own
Unsure of how to help myself
If you know can you please help?
Form:

Why Does It Have To Hurt So Bad

Why does it have?
To hurt so bad
When we all know
That in the end
We’re nothing but sad
Falling in love
You think you’d be happy
Like nothing else matters
We become all sappy
It starts out amazing
When it feels so real
But all that we’ve been handed
Is just such a shitty deal
Play your cards right
And you will see
Nothing will ever
Turn out right

Goodbye Bad Memmories

No more feeling torn apart,
No more useless Shitty art,
And no more aching in my heart.
You and me,
We have a thing. 
It lifts me up and makes me sing.
My heart was broken, 
Now together,
Hoping this will last forever.
No more crying empty tears
That have built up from the past.
Bad, old memories should never last.
Empty promisses are gone too,
And I now know that I can pull through.
Form: Couplet

Who Says

A life lived in Missouri....
Time ticks and I start to feel more and more guilty...
As we know I was dealt a shitty hand of cards......
Your still number 1 in my heart.....
Says to be my bestest friend......
Your were no longer there at the end...
Forgiving is all we can do....
Moving on is the beginning of something new.....
I have no shame against you.....
But for now will be distance....

Wallow

Down here, I wallow in the slime
but whine about it, all the time
This pit of muck and dirt I dig,
to root about in, like a pig
Filled with angst and fear and doubt
so deep that I cannot climb out
I make it stink with rank self pity
the kind that comes from thinking shitty
When you look down, from up on high
you'll know me by my weepy eyes
But pass on by, don't shed a tear
for I really kind of like it here
Form: Couplet

Dig

Bury me in pity.
I constantly feel so shitty.
My fingers point to higher 
ground.
I try to speak, without a sound.

Grunting and growling.
I'm drowning.
The voices of my aching faces.
It's tiring, inspiring.
Just how long I endure.
My faces, they're jaded.
My soul, has faded.
It's goodbye, I'm sure.

Dig up my brittle bones.
The deeper, the stones.
I start to turn to dust.
This coffin,
I lay in,
is rust.
Form: ABC

Laughable

no i don't make sense
i'm most always tense
and my heart has dents
but why should that stop us?

my theories are juvenile
my thoughts are in a pile
and my worries go on for a while
but you won't notice.

i don't have much
i can screw up everything i touch
and my morals sometimes wind up in a bunch
but i won't stop being in love with you.

no i'm not pretty
my days are most always shitty
and i have too much pity
but my soul is open to you.

You

I don't want  your help, damn sure as hell don't need your pity. 
The caliber of person you are can only be described as shitty. 
Your very presence around me makes me crazy I'm ready to commit me.
Constantly feeling on edge. If I didn't love living I'd rather jump off a ledge. 
Your voice is so torturous to hear, gives me a migraine headache and blood out my ear.
I dislike a lot of people, and I hate only few.
But I must honestly say, that I really hate you.

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