Scandal Poems - Poems about Scandal

I was new at the Jewish senior home In the center garden I saw old man read a tome I asked his name, to start a conversation, "Marvin Klutznik", he replied, to my consternation. I had paid so much to be in the place The man I was speaking was a global disgrace I felt like departing, but since not...

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Oh dear sir quyeer, its headed for the weir.' And the keepers Are changing.' Quite a nuisanse indeed.' ( one must fear?)This body is most Foul..' the stink shall be intense..Many will desert, and your despair become immense.'...

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They looked at me with doubt The light had long gone out I was long past my prime Ripples in a pond subside over time "That's him?", an onlooker thought it odd "Yes" his brother said, "I swear to God!" A girl said "I don't see it, but it must be there" Their doubts didn't faze me, I really didn't care "It's all...

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Now let's begin This tale I'll spin Took it on the chin Never thought I'd win Honeysuckle Boot belt buckle Scraped up knuckle Raspy chuckle Kicked my ass Soft green grass Still I sass This too shall pass Knew I'd lose It was no use I had to choose Handpicked noose Before I fought Tied a knot In the rope id brought For justice sought But then a sound Shots...

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(Inspired by ‘paranoir’ by Riz Mack) Reckless Jack and fair Jill, youthful hearts aroused, did scale that hill, less for water, than illicit thrills. Atop that perilous height, they began a lover’s fight. Stolen moments, once sweetly solaced, can prove brief. Alas, the twisted tryst, turned awkward tumble swift, with clothes askew and most immodest bruises blue. Honest folk, share this lesson...

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The strangest act by a loved patron: Inviting police and his baton Over missing drinks in a carton Reported stolen by a matron. Now, dragging down club Electron. She shall change her name to Neutron Or, still nice and as sweet proton; She might be sued if it's "Citreon". But this is lesson for Miriam, Who would into a cellar ram: Loved for being a...

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Well if life gets to be, More than you can handle. Then visit Coco Beach. And see the, Spandex scandal....

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John Fred had been a nice chairman, Able to Union's Machine man: John Fred: Your Excellent Buddy, For years your preferred study; Lots of quotes from his speeches His Firmness Ideas he preaches, Until David saw Bathsheba With the glamour of Queen Sheba Out dashing like a Mad Vandal After lust and winning scandal... Yet, raise you not hopeless matter You shan't Chairman's image batter His...

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dog gets honorary degree scandal...

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With a remote control Everything may be at your fingertips But not human rights Man with wisdom is difficult to control Bribery and scandal will be questioned A peaceful demonstration may occur Protesting For human rights and justice The country is neither under one person Nor controlled by the only remote control Called hegemony But under the whole people's rights But under God's protection But...

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Besides love and happiness The world is full of sufferings Political crisis, economic crisis, epidemics and poverty Slanders, violations, crimes and trafficking Politicking, hegemony, disputes and wars A never ending story of sufferings Hardly any solutions But becomes great inspiration for Story tellers Art pieces Poems writers And An old grandmother's story for the next generation Of course an unerasable scandal...

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Louis the Fifteenth, king of France, Adored Madame du Barry. His royal ardor was not bound To the person he did marry. His paramour was hard to please. The king brooded day and night On what act of loving kindness Might appease her appetite. One day he called his jeweller, Whose face turned pale, then green, When told to make a necklace The likes of which...

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I am seeing health specialists over a serious concern, for a year I've had a sick note which says I can't work, always paying less benefit than they say I should earn, and it's now mandatory for me too do a job search and they'll sanction my benefit, if I don't search I won't earn,...

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Let the ringlets be, Our amulets are flambé, Splash the rum in the ocean, Brash your heart to glean, Burghal of the stunted inamorato, Sensational swain knocking the blistering moderato, Reveal into my arms, Sheal the harms, Heal the rainstorm charms, Predawn our attachment, Wiredrawn the moment, Undrawn the maladjustment, I love you ardently, You, truelove diffidently....

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Another sex scandal hits the party of family values Another fall from imperial grace Another pastor Caught in a red hot sex scandal He claims that his wife Had an affair with a pool boy Who tried to black mail him The pool boy denies it Says the man liked to watch And it was a consensual affair No black mail at all But...

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