Short Scandal Poems
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Henry Wallis a social realist
with literal art did persist
A triangle scandal forced him to excile
givingup painting meanwhile
Ball in the pocket,
Glass eye in the socket,
Ripped abs,
big dabs,
too many fingers in too many pies,
Zac Efron has a glass eye
David Cameron’s should stand down for his deputy to take over
He makes and validates the tax laws,
What about his character and moral fibre?
Bight colors
Brand new clothes
Shiny cars
Empty hearts
Cold house
Lost souls
Selfish man
Woman of scandal
Hurt wife
Crying child
Eternity
The old woman in the shoe scandal
who had those kids, too much to handle.
Now that they are full grown
and she is home alone,
she'll down-size to a sandal.
A young lady named Peaches Love-Handles
Made love to a hot burning candle---
She ignited a fire
Began to perspire---
What she did after that caused a scandal
They said she was too hot to handle
Wore a slip on her date with Randall
When she came in at two
Is when the gossip flew
And became the neighborhood scandal
General David Petraeus,
Caught up in a scandal outrageous.
Leadership was his forte,
Til he succumbed to lust and foreplay.
11/16/12
Entered into Nathan's yesterday's
clerihew contest.
In my childhood I wanted to be a Viking or a Vandal.
Alas, my friends! My dreams was not fulfil.
And now, watching the Hollywood's sex scandal,
I dream to start produce a Feature film!
Censure Trump's Venture
Did see Trump wearing his each denture;
Had been going on bad business venture,
Like to forget;
Better yet;
About a sex scandal they should censure.
Jim Horn
Blonde bombers light my rusty old candle
Eyebrows and toes curl, causing quite a scandal
Tend to run amok
As I babble and cluck
Eyes roll independently, use my hooha as a handle
Joseph as a man of principle
thought Mary to be pregnant a scandal.
“Fear not!” said the angel,
“It will not be shameful
for the Spirit has conceived Emmanuel.”
Matthew 1.18-23
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sandals
candle
handle
scandal
Her feet freed from sandals, candle liT
Too wild to handle, the scandal biT
8/8/2019
Your Turn For A Tyburn Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina
Billy once spoke of our approaching doom.
Revealed stitched-cross against bare groom.
But fear never chilled stiff steel handle.
Then he ranted silent scandal!
Now Billy talks little in him white padded room.
You have made my mind fully hellish
Yet you are my most favorite dish!
You have made scandal so many times
I can’t help writing very sad rhymes!
When I think of making love with you
Then it seems I am caged in a zoo!
Two portaitists Anna&Doris Zinkeisen*
in the 20's were preferred to men
Their paintings highlighted at the R&A
what a scandal it caused in that day
*https://artuk.org/discover/stories/sister-art-doris-and-anna-zinkeisen
Oh dear sir quyeer, its headed for the weir.' And the keepers
Are changing.' Quite a nuisanse indeed.' ( one must fear?)This body is most
Foul..' the stink shall be intense..Many will desert, and your despair become immense.'
There once was a man from Warangal
who stirred up quite a big scandal,
He loved a good girl gone bad
She was the best he yet had,
So was shunned as a hardcore vandal.
~04/26/2017
~Limerick contest by JAN ALLISON
Limerick : Once a scandal-ridden Monarchy
Once a scandal-ridden Monarchy
Took to breeding with Tom Dick & Harry
The last Prince with scant blue
Donned the saffron robe true
Thus Millésime House lost lineage Tree.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Methinks thou mayst receive mine words as false;
Her eldest daughter at a stew-house tups.
Come hither, pray - and see with thine own eyes
We lusty knaves surround that saucy wench
To make the two backed beast.
For Lisa’s Old English Scandal contest
Hey, Cruel Memories
that I don't want to remember!
Do not beat all the pains and agonies
on my face
just like tens of hammers
pounding on one anvil
as if to shape a horseshoe,
It’s an absolute disgrace
cause you will then be implicated
in a scandal
Sleep with me
burrow beneath the quilts
skin to skin
a scandal in mid day
rest with me
lull me with your deep breathing
hold me
your arms just right around me
how we fit together so perfectly
dozing I know
the light is seeping away
we are floating
Form:
How To Handle A Scandal
With honor, how would you ever handle,
Someone who has been in a big scandal;
A bad deal,
Did squeal,
Wear sharp barbed wire thong or sandal.
This is what Stephanie Ruhle said from
MSNBC News.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
for braver hearts that dreamt of me
accept my dearest sympathy
taken in a silent rapture
and not wont to admit capture
by my mouth would raise a scandal
but flamed jowls betray my candle
each face, yours alone in a crowd,
and yet your kiss shall make me proud
KILLER
Saturnine sleeper of the night,
Soaring slowly, out of sight,
Sleekly shadowing the gloom,
Silent harbinger of doom,
Innocent assassin, surreptitious, sly,
Stainless scandal slipping by,
Scything swiftly through the dark,
Hark the herald warning: Shark.