Best Scandal Poems
SWEETEST SCANDAL
one sunny smiley day
on a busy highway
mr. CADBURRY meets
sweet HERSHEYS
without TRACKER
in MARATHON
they take their "SNICKERS"
going to M&M's hideout
they share
COMBOS of hugs and KISSES
with BUTTERFINGER on hand
and juicy TOOTSIE ROLL
together they rock an roll
brighter than MARS
better even than MILKY WAY GALAXY
reaching peak of CLOUD 9
after nine solid months
GOODNESS KNOWS
there are CELEBRATIONS
and KUDOS
cause BABY RUTH comes out
saying
Chocolates please!
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OLIVE ELOISA GUILLERMO
1:14 am, May 08, 2014
Besides love and happiness
The world is full of sufferings
Political crisis, economic crisis, epidemics and poverty
Slanders, violations, crimes and trafficking
Politicking, hegemony, disputes and wars
A never ending story of sufferings
Hardly any solutions
But becomes great inspiration for
Story tellers
Art pieces
Poems writers
And
An old grandmother's story for the next generation
Of course an unerasable scandal
THE BREAKFAST OF SCANDAL
Once upon a lofty testament
The blue print of a rhapsodic love furls
Among the two betrothed by a mutual affection.
Their love echoes and here to stay and born.
Their twin love merges to one
By the highly acclaimed folk,
A great éclat from dawn to dusk;
The world transfixed with joy;
Those who could not attain such,
Wish themselves the devil's blow,
And a few carapace of such great virtue;
Their footprint on earth the words of all.
Their matrimonial altar lay upon trust,
They stay in quietude and harmony,
None will one-day dream to dispute them
Or to harmonize their grievances;
They stay like the two eyes that never share a duel;
If all could by a means be like them,
The world forever shall glamour and clamour peace,
They love so much, both at the table
And in the "washing room" helpmeet they are.
Sometimes cited by the arbitrators to their client,
Sometimes a pacesetter to the religiously inclined;
A perfect example to the world around and beyond,
Both the dramatist and the poet their critics they always be.
And the kings sit and take no decision without them.
While the works of men decay,
At the credo of indecision,
The ploughing of scandal overtakes the bedrock of trust.
Her faux-pas display a maximum foolery,
In the eyes of the fire on the cloud,
She burnt their property,
And sent her lover to hell,
And swallowed a knife.
A mystery to the world unraveled,
Each hand on the chin awaiting solace.
The world is borne and grieved;
Ours is to bear and stoically shaved.
Limerick : Once a scandal-ridden Monarchy
Once a scandal-ridden Monarchy
Took to breeding with Tom Dick & Harry
The last Prince with scant blue
Donned the saffron robe true
Thus Millésime House lost lineage Tree.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Our tax they win it now
rub the law in iniquity
buy and sell but can nay say how
so an odd act of equity
see the tag on a not fed cow
try to sue; jab in unity
a big axe to get a bow
for all to ask the quality
the hot tar and wax now felt
woe to the sir on dry belt
hit and tow the raw app to melt
for all to see and reply
the bad and the low, all ply
top to rat, now out of supply
Political 5-7-5
"Scandal of the day"
scandal of the day
wire tapping civilian phones
said talks not listened !!!
With a remote control
Everything may be at your fingertips
But not human rights
Man with wisdom is difficult to control
Bribery and scandal will be questioned
A peaceful demonstration may occur
Protesting
For human rights and justice
The country is neither under one person
Nor controlled by the only remote control
Called hegemony
But under the whole people's rights
But under God's protection
But under one's conscience
If any
David Cameron’s should stand down for his deputy to take over
He makes and validates the tax laws,
What about his character and moral fibre?
you really seem to think you're hot
silly little glamour queen
givin'up the money shot
steppin' out of limosines
how you make your daddy proud
acting like a debutante
hangin'with the who's who crowd
always gettin'everything you want
now splash it for the world to see
show 'em how you've got it made
and for the tabloid industry
hurry now before you fade-
fade into obscurity
silly little millionairess
livin'in your world of bliss
all hail the spoyold princess heiress
for in the last analysis...
I guess we'll always have paris!
The President had not been elected yet,but an unseen scandal had been set! The opposition was making some bets that the running President would not pass "The Scandal Test"!!!! The same day that the scandal was set";Tiger Woods had just made "A Whole In One",and the running "President"had been having a lot of fun,and the opposition was betting that a scandal would cause him to look like a bum!Tiger Woods surprised his opposition by making "A Whole In One'!The Presidential Scandal Prevention Committee was getting ready to be put to the test to see if it was better than the opposition who was trying to create a scandalous mess!!! The running President had been accused of unauthorized touching,and unauthorized smiling,and unauthorized showing of compassion,and unauthorized winking at younger women!!!The Presidential Scandal Prevention Committee decided to stop the foolish foolishness that day,and the opposition that the running President had said that was ok,because "The War" with Iraq was on its way,and they all said that we had best get together to protect "Democracy" in this world ,and especially in the U.S.A!!!The winking,and touching,did not mean a thing,because when "The TwinTowers"fell "Americans" realized,and saw what "Hell"could bring!!!! The real enemy tried to bring down"Democracy"and American self esteem"!!! The war was sickening,and many innocent people died,and there were innocent people on both sides!!! The suicide bombers as to this date commit suicide! The "Trojan Horse" called "Oil" failed that day,and "Americans" started fracking right away!! The American People decided to fight "Terrorist"for their own freedom,and their own land!!! "The Presidential Scandal Prevention Committee,and those who opposed that committee decided to get together on 9-11,and not bicker about trivial things,and fight what is wrong:and not let "Terrorism"or Terrorist" live on!!!!Love was revived in its own way to show its power over "Terrorism",and Terrorist,ethinic cleasing,racism ,hate bigatry,in a special way!!!!!The Presidential Scandal Prevention Committee came together in the midst of stormy unpredictable weather for the better!!!!!
Louis the Fifteenth, king of France,
Adored Madame du Barry.
His royal ardor was not bound
To the person he did marry.
His paramour was hard to please.
The king brooded day and night
On what act of loving kindness
Might appease her appetite.
One day he called his jeweller,
Whose face turned pale, then green,
When told to make a necklace
The likes of which no eyes had seen.
Vanity of vanities! Let nobody forget:
All humankind proposes yields to a Higher Will.
For the king lay dead and buried
When it was time to pay the bill.
They asked:' Who has got the money?
Who is there so rich
As to settle payment
And haul us from this ditch?
Louis the Sixteenth was now king,
But not long on the throne.
To purchasing the necklace
He himself was prone.
His wife strongly objected.
She thought the whole thing crazy.'
'We need to spend on self-defence:
More vessels for the navy!'
Now Cardinal De Rohan was a worldly priest,
Not averse to 'oo la la.'
Especially not in the matter of
Jeanne de la Motte Valois.
As a young girl she was naughty,
But she confessed in style.
The priest let her off counting rosary beads
All for the sake of her sweet winning smile.
Jeanne told the cardinal
They could have a sales deal signed
As friends at court had signaled
That the queen had changed her mind.
The queen and cardinal soon met
And the queen signed with aplomb.
De Rohan was too befuddled
To sense something was wrong
The queen received the necklace
But the queen was not the queen.
Charming though the lady was,
Who knew where she had been?
The necklace was picked to pieces
And sold off part by part.
O woeful desecration
Of this glorious objet d'art?
The cardinal faced the music
A victim of delusion
'Gullable, not guilty,'
came the court's conclusion.
Madame de la Motte Valois
Had no basis for a plea
And she was branded on both arms
With the letter V.
This letter stood for 'Voleuse,'
Meaning in English 'thief.'
Somehow she got to London,
And there she came to grief.
When fleeing from her creditors,
She fell from an upper floor.
Those creditors she did escape,
But only at death's door.
During her interment
Wagging tongues spoke of her guile
But someone chirped in her defence:
'But she had such a sweet winning smile.'
Drunk in a crazy lust night!
I know that I had so lost my sight.
Heard those grins from pervert guys,
Gentle kisses were pretty good lies.
Remember it well when I was naked,
Those ticks of cameras were really intimidated.
Left me alone on a yellow soft bed,
Seen a lot of stains in faded color red
Tomorrow morning when I woke up,
Drank finest coffee in a white broken cup.
Used my computer and looked in to my social profile,
I saw myself naked in a worst mistakenly odd style.
Cried out so loud but felt so helpless…
That scandal was so absolutely clueless.
I wish I could go back to past to correct my past.
It will never be happened coz’ these pictures got so blast.
Well if life gets to be,
More than you can handle.
Then visit Coco Beach.
And see the, Spandex scandal.
Ball in the pocket,
Glass eye in the socket,
Ripped abs,
big dabs,
too many fingers in too many pies,
Zac Efron has a glass eye
A Different Thought About the
Penn State Scandal
By Elton Camp
The deplorable scandal at Penn State
Threatens to bring unreasonable hate
A graduate STUDENT some now condemn
With even death threats against him
Because he saw a child under attack
Many want to put him on the wrack
Because he failed then to intervene
To stop an act so blatantly obscene
It is easy to condemn him with spite
“Not to call the police wasn’t right.
He should’ve done a whole lot more
Like knock the old coach to the floor.”
Please try to see it through his eyes
Just imagine his horror and surprise
That he didn’t act isn’t quite so odd
Since the coach was almost like a god
Football worshipers share the blame
And might have even done the same
It would have been easy to walk away
And not single word ever come to say
If he had, none ever would have known
His reputation and job wouldn’t be gone
Give him some credit and take a look
At the action this young student took
To the head coach he reported next day
Imagine how hard were the words to say
Because, really what could he ever do
If the coach declared his account untrue
The point is, don’t be so quick to condemn
What if it had been you instead of him?
With hindsight, his decisions he must rue
But about the past there’s naught he can do
(Note: I deleted and reposed this to eliminate an extremely foolish comment by a reader who obviously hadn’t read the poem carefully at all. In a university setting, a graduate student has zero power. I’m sure that the young man wishes he had done more, but he did report what he saw to the proper official when he COULD have merely walked away and said nothing. There have been a number of death threats from the super righteous people who weren’t there at the time and now want to condemn him.)