Saggy Poems - Poems about Saggy

US Sports Report

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When playing basketball
being tall is best it's thought
but that's not all
wearing saggy baggy shorts on the court
needs keen hand-eye coordination
plus being fleet of foot
and have n...

ever mother

...She gave way for you,
Hard time breathe for you,
Sleepless nights for you,
Under the blooming sun for you,
In the sobbing rain for you,
With her saggy body 'cuz of you,
Stifling and reshuffling...

My Man, His it

...A mother to you, a son to me, sucking the life out of my bosom and weep in disgust when it's saggy.
Men love a tempting hole to fit in,
to dissolve seeds of bliss and then chymic wring
it barren o...

Captain Nate Part 2

...Aye aye, said the captain, who spoke to his mate,
The very same mate, who choked on his plate,
A young pirate laddie, with one common trait,
A rabid distaste for the food which he ate.

Oh how c...

My Marriage Vow

...I send you roses today, my dear
For the sun is clear
And my heart is fair.

My love letter to you, I feared
Is long gone undelivered
It's outdated, here in my heart is reserved.

How time fli...

Malady of Heavy Sighs

...

Suddenly
when melancholy arrived,
she engraved the words 'sad' 
deep into my manic mind.
Then abandoned me in 
a pit of sinister silence.

Who turned out the lights
inside the moon?

No...

Bad Boys

...Alright ladies, what you gon do when they come for you?

He said, “Hey Cutie,” that’s all she heard
And he made her smile with just those two words
What is it about you Bad Boy that got her so ho...

what botox can't fix

...A boob who was rather naggy
Said to its mate we're too saggy
Without more support
I'm afraid dear cohort
We're nuts in pants that look baggy...

Caged Passion

...I watched the shadows move and the curtain rise, and the moon suddenly appear from underneath the star lit skies, the clouds drift slowly and fade in the dark, and a bright light suddenly appeared ou...

Sun Sets

...It was in the month of March,evening.                                                             My sister and I came back from the corn fields                                           The balmy no...

The Hots

...i got a ghostly
mostly moist handful of you
i got a mind
that's top heavy with you
it spills over with you
leaks you
I pant like a Parisian poodle for you

my baggy saggy heart
is packed to ...

Two Women

...She has red lips and dimples
round rabbit eyes
brushing hair
waving over a broad forehead
is coming
her slender legs are long
The ends of skirt sway over lap
Her waist is an ant's
Her breasts...

I Gotta Shet

...Stomach in knots 
Knots of doubt 
Knots cursing at my anxiety
Sweating into panic mode 
Thoughts racings 
Praying no one knows 
Is it obvious I gotta shet?!
I’m mad my stomach bubbling 
I’m m...

Fear

...Walking down the street
My head hung low in defeat
Stepped in out of the cold 
Guess I'm getting kinda old
Put my self in a cage
Trying to beat the rage
Must be my age
Bodies feeling kinda sag...

The Girl Inside of Me

...A reflection of a woman in the mirror I do see.
A face graced with wrinkles stares right back at me.

Her appearance looks tired and worn with time.
I survey her face as her eyes meet mine.

He...

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