Short Saggy Poems

wearing saggy pants
misinformed about meaning
the wise inmates laughed...

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You opened your eyes
Realised you're alive
Thankful for every breath
Until you look down at
Those saggy breasts...

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'Twas detected in Matt Nagy
   a spine that is saggy

Instead of 'steadfast resolve'
   x-ray showed 'instant dissolve'...

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Agnes had skin old and saggy
Her eyes were dark and baggy
She pierced two safety pins
Each side of her chin
Which gave a lift to poor Aggie...

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A boob who was rather naggy
Said to its mate we're too saggy
Without more support
I'm afraid dear cohort
We're nuts in pants that look baggy...

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What our parents told us
About truth, love, and purpose
Is dripping saggy from a nail in the wall

Take my hand gypsy love
Banish my broken tongue
Make me love the day!...

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Got a saggy butt balanced with overhanging belly
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This product is fab
Even Hollywood starlets apply this nice-smelling jelly...

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my punishment 
was to loosen my tight skinned face 
needles filled with doctor tails 
placed up in my gums 
donnish rotten flesh
bloated face    
saggy skin 
bruised under my eyes 

why because slave 
should never try and be free...

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Let me tell about a snowman, Ole Frosty
He needs a facelift that's way too costly
Coal eyes are covered by saggy eyelids 
And a dimple chin reaches his forbids 

Sponsor: Brian Strand
Contest: Four-liner: Clerihew
Written: December 08, 2014...

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I have a favourite type of girl,
I love my ladies trim
Like Skinny Ginny
And Ultra slim Kim

I love them thin and bony
Not a hint of saggy
I like Scrawny Dawny
And Scraggy Maggie

Lovely Lean Jean
Or Slender Brenda
For the nearer the bone
Is sweetest and tender...

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Smiled  ...those blue eyes 
Like gems shined on crown
Mirrored me the same back ...love filled eyes 

Looked me at sky 
Filled eyes mine.....twinkling stars

Unknown sphere (world)
Tried to perceive it 
In my saggy mind 
As reflections...... of my thoughts

Rested ...rippled lake
Full moon shined in self....

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Summer's wearing saggy pants right now,
Tired and worn out with all the fun.
She's ready to take some time away,
And declare this season close to done....


She is the chosen queen of seasons,
And reigns with such warm delight.
But now she will abdicate her throne
To Fall, who's poems we have yet to write......



8/27/13...

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Listen to poem:

the years have added
to my patina in ways
that were not pre-approved

they crept up
one saggy whimper
one tiny wrinkle at a time

sly and sneaky
perfidious and insidious 
emphatically inclined

till one day barely recognizable
the years took their toll
adding much to my patina



AP: 3rd place 2023, Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on November 19, 2022...

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The camera doesn’t lie, they say,
But it sure gives one pause
For there, upon the screen, are glaring
All a person’s flaws.

The saggy skin, the double chin,
The wrinkles, moles and dots;
A close-up lays it bare and man,
You might just want to plotz!*

I see why folks get camera shy – 
It’s not that they’re aloof;
They know they’re not young anymore,
But hate to see the proof!

*faint, explode...

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Wit d rain of tears
Came d harvest of pain 
In d season of poverty

Reign of theft
Rainin xtravagance
Reign of arrogance
Rainin squander

They do not make it
yet they take it
We do not take it 
Yet we make it


Mother almost murdered
Saviors turnin saggy
Victims whistlin hardship
Hope getin smothered


Rain of tears
Harvest of pain
Season of Poverty

                        
            *Baba Mahmud Muhammad*...

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The slimy backend of the American Dream
Coming to a screeching halt on an anonymous highway

The AC Press horrendously portrays the days events
Why do people read this discharge?
Isnt the same reason celebrity disaster magazines
Line every shelf of the checkout at the grocery?

This newspaper is the equivalent
Of a chain smoking, saggy faced
Ex waitress
With her uterus removed
Playing the lotto
And heading to Atlantic City
To get emulsified with alcohol...

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