Roger Poems - Poems about Roger

Good Night Soupers

Good night ladies and gentlemen 
I’m ready to sleep and dream again
My silk bonnet on my head again
Ceiling fan going strong my friend

Good night hope you sleep long
But if you’re in another time zone 
Then enjoy your morning or noon
May your day be pleasantly consumed

And if you’re looking for a test
Enter my Prince Roger Nelson

Roger Joseph Ebert

Roger Joseph Ebert
on film judging was an expert
so, upon his review
would he give two thumbs up to my clerihew

Roger Dodger

In a small town nestled in Tennessee's embrace,  
Lived a man named Roger, with a wild, free grace.  
A rebel and a dreamer, a hippie at heart,  
With a spirit so vibrant, he played his own part.  

With a big heart that welcomed all souls in his way,  
He spread

Hunter Biden

From his mother’s womb
One February afternoon
and straight to the Situation Room
Hunter Biden, we presume.
His father, with his thoughtless clauses and pauses,
Captured the most prestigious of offices.
And angry was the Republican caucus.
The Donald, he got jaundiced.
And vowed revenge on those Commie leftists.

So he rang Roger Stone
On the secret Bat Phone
I need you Dirty Trickster 
For I

Rogering Roger

The gals are besotted with Roger,
he's famed for the size of his todger,
they pay for his time
(he charges a dime) -
he's ninety but not an old codger.

No need of Viagra in force
as Roger's ancestors were Norse
(and vikings were known
for getting a bone) -
his resume says, 'Intercourse.'

Tribute to Roger Ebert Film Critic

Roger Ebert was a consumate wrter and movie critic.
Internationally and in Chicago, where we met after
the Chicago Riots.
Each New years Eve, all his friends and to his famed, 
New Years Eve Party….
He went out of his way to see we all were treated
more than well in I learned from Roger, that people’s 
hearts came first.
What

Roger, Over and Out

Federer’s retiring,
He finally announced.
He hasn’t played in ages, but
The newshounds, they all pounced.

A classy player, through and through,
He ranks up with the best,
To which his many titles
And his sponsors will attest.

It wasn’t a surprise for fans
And yet the message sent
Is that, in tennis circles,
There is something to lament.

Roger Pink Wall Brick

As parodies go

You as hell done gone and stole the show

With Black is the new Pink

Roger if may so bold as to quote 
and paraphrase you in your own words

Hey preacher teacher leave those
kid's alone

We don't need no thought control

Especially from someone who went 
from using a wall as a metaphor to tell us

All in

Roger Carvis

R-eal lover of art and literature 
O-ver the years, that creates
G-enuine and original ideas 
E-xpressed through highly dedicated works 
R-evering the value of writing as a form of expression.

C-onstantly promoting originality and forbids 
A-ny kind of vicious imitation.
R-everberating the spirit of 
V-aluing the sanctity of the 
I-deas of others, so real 
S-elf esteem and sense

Friendship of Fred and Roger

FRIENDSHIP
of FRED and ROGER
Free Verse

Like true brothers, for many years you’re friends,
From Calabarzon to Mimaropa regions
Sharing secrets, stories and laughters
The countenance of friendship forever. 

Yes, you’re growing old and your hair is gray
But your hearts remain young
you share your problems without hesitation
That makes your friendship firm and no vacillation. 

You’ve found more and more comrades
Everyday

Our Black Hole

I
Roger Dean at a South African college
And team, caught our singularity
The black hole, so Einsteins Relativity
Does not apply here, physics' knowledge

II
Amazing that at the center of our Milky Way
There is so much outside of usual gravity
Space-time, if a fabric, has massive debris
One of these swallows all light, passers by!

Our Black Hole

I
Roger Deane at a South African college
And team, caught our singularity
The black hole, so Einsteins Relativity
Does not apply here, physics' knowledge

II
Amazing that at the center of our Milky Way
There is so much outside of usual gravity
Space-time, if a fabric, has massive debris
One of these swallows all light, passers by!

NOTE: I like to think of black

Gutom

Hahayaan kong marinig mo, ang bawat pag kabog at paghagulgol nitong nasa loob ko.
Simula, mula simula ako ay tulala habang nag-iisip kung ano ang isusulat na tula.

Wakas, hanggang saw akas bakas parin ang nilagyang gapas
 Noong ang loob ay nagdarasal na kumalas patungo sa bagong bukas.
Ngayon, pilit paring ginagamot ang pilat na sa akin ay

The Blessed Sword of Duke Roger De Hauteville

Many believed that medieval castle
built on that rocky and treeless 
hill had an inestimable treasure
that a royal family hid for decades
into its secret chambers so dark:
to whom did the blessed sword
belong? A prince, a king, a knight,
a mercenary, or to a valourous Lord?

Was there also a gold crown ornated
with precious jewels from the Orient?
Legends seem

Friendly Pirate Wannabe Flies His Jolly Roger

Friendly pirate wannabe flies his Jolly Roger...
while surfing cyber seas today March 2nd, 2021.

Actually yours truly quite a literate codger
(ah shucks just missed being draft dodger)
no not for baseball team, but Vietnam War
circa November 1, 1955 – April 30, 1975.

Though non establishmentarian logophile,
battle weary shambling thru gauntlet aisle
where nasty, short and brutish bullies hurt
painfully shy

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