Short Roger Poems
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IT Professor Simon Rogerson
a first-name his surname began
Folks often twisted the two
thus Roger Simonson came into view
Roger Joseph Ebert
on film judging was an expert
so, upon his review
would he give two thumbs up to my clerihew
I knew of a man named Roger
He was my neighbour's lodger
I heard he was leaving
He was caught thieving
Just like the Artful Dodger
There was a man from Gloat
He snuck behind a goat
He had a bit of pot
Flanked the animals blind spot
Roger rammed it up to it’s throat
Gulls
Cry brings
Ghost Rider
Pirates shimmer
Jolly Roger flies
Mist unfurls sails
Empty decks
Forever
More
She
exudes
coquetry-
with a flirty
smile
Portrait of a Younf Woman by Roger Van de Weyden 1599-1641
http://brianspoetrybio.blogspot.com/
There once was a poetry contest
which was an heroic concept
The great Roger McGough
just took a quick look
and entered a haiku contest instead
A well endowed man named Billy
Had the most enormous willy
When he got it out
His lady would shout
Come here and roger me silly
Jan Allison
13th September 2014
Dear Santa, I want a Hamster cage,
A small one with exercise wheel.
You brought one for Roger last year,
Please do what you can, I appeal.
Dad, Can I have a Hamster?
tiny creature Roger guarded
a white albino squirrel
she had been chased away from the tribe
we took her inside and fed her
she thrived under our tutelage
Rogers’s Squirrel
Rockin' rolling cowboy, casting charm on rocky road to rogue ride of his roller coaster!
(From my pen name Roger Carvis, the beautified American version of my real name Rogel B. Cawis)
SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
Once a cut-throat and cannon ball dodger
Now a one legged salty old codger
But when ship enters docks he
Will look up an old doxy
And hoist up with a good Jolly Roger
Soldier
(Sold)ier
One who sells their life for service to their country
Sol(die)r
One who dies for their country
Soldie(r)
Roger that
Any questions?
Eric (and sometimes not)
R-ightfully
O-bliterate
G-lobal
E-nemy's
R-eigning
R-age
E-mploying
Y-our
N-eatness
A-s
L-ungs
D-efeat
O-pponent
Topic: Birthday of Roger Reynaldo (April 02)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Willie McCovey
Baseball great
Baseball glory gone
Hank Aaron
Home run king
Passing by Babe Ruth
Say hey Willie Mays
Basket catch
Superstar
Micky Mantle plays
Baseball world
Roger Maris twin
R-hythm
O-f
G-roup's
E-xcellent
R-ecord
R-epeats
E-ventually
Y-ielding
N-ice
A-nd
L-ovely
D-isc's
O-utcome
Topic: Birthday of Roger Reynaldo (April 02)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Brussels Roger van der Weyden
the greatest in his day,a Belgian
as a portraitist* never to fail
specialist of great detail
*https://www.wikiart.org/en/rogier-van-der-weyden/portrait-of-a-young-woman-in-a-pinned-hat-1435
TIME FOR CHAMPAGNE
Louis Roederer will do great
Moet and Chandon is okay
No Prosecco can be served here
Only the very best will do
Pol Roger will be fine with me
Nette Onclaud, Time For Champagne, 12 June 2025
Roger rabbit ran as fast as he could
Moving merrily
Jumping joyfully
Around and around.
Searching solely for Jessica rabbit
Late lost in time
Suddenly seeing she was not what she seemed
Pretty prim pompous Jessica was a witch
epulse
I-nvisible
C-ontagion
R-ightfully
O-bliterating
G-ruesome
E-pidemic's
R-abid
D-isease
O-nce
R-isk
O-f
P-andemic
A-pplies
N-astiness
Topic: Birthday of Ric Roger D. Doropan (April 29)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Captain Tabby Longtail stands
Like Ahab at the helm,
His Jolly Roger flying high
Above his salty realm.
He’ll keelhaul your scurvy carcass
If you give him any bull,
And he’ll make you walk the plank, mate,
If his food dish isn’t full.
He wanted to ROGER the lodger
She had a HUGH chest ANDREA*
But his wife found out about his desires
I can still see the FLO of blood from here!
*based on the British way of saying the name ANDREA = 'and rear'
Not for contest
11~13~16
Ravishing Rosie Redbud raced red roadsters rapidly down the roadside.
Racing recklessly, Rosie Redbud rammed Roger Reynold's red ranger,
resulting in ruined wrecks and a raving, ranting Roger.
Ravishing Rosie wreaked havoc with tongues.
For Gwen's Tongue Twister contest
The gals are besotted with Roger,
he's famed for the size of his todger,
they pay for his time
(he charges a dime) -
he's ninety but not an old codger.
No need of Viagra in force
as Roger's ancestors were Norse
(and vikings were known
for getting a bone) -
his resume says, 'Intercourse.'
aboard the ship named Jolly Roger
she
wears the black Skull and Bones Flag
and
it
waves in the salty air
where
the
pirates celebrate
in all the captured booty
and
flashed
their
whiskey smiles and yellow bloodshot eyes
while
the
pirates shouted out
the
sun taste like sweet bottles of rum