Short Roger Poems

make me a roger
castle me and see the love
it goes where?over...

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like father and son
Tom Landry Roger Staubach
unbeatable team...

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Live and Let Die
Roger Moore’s first Bond
who’s your favorite Bond?...

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Live and Let Die
Roger Moore's first Bond
wasn't he the best one?...

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Hoist
the Jolly Roger
atop the mainsail
we're heading
for Bermuda
with the wind
on our tail....

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His name was Jolly Roger.
Our friendly ice-cream man.
Often licked but never beaten, 
was the slogan on his van....

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I knew of a man named Roger
He was my neighbour's lodger
I heard he was leaving
He was caught thieving
Just like the Artful Dodger...

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There was a man from Gloat
He snuck behind a goat
He had a bit of pot
Flanked the animals blind spot
Roger rammed it up to it’s throat...

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Gulls	
Cry brings
Ghost Rider
Pirates shimmer
Jolly Roger flies
Mist unfurls sails
Empty decks
Forever
More

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She
exudes
coquetry-
with a flirty
smile

Portrait of a Younf Woman by Roger Van de Weyden 1599-1641


http://brianspoetrybio.blogspot.com/...

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There once was a poetry contest
which was an heroic concept  
The great Roger McGough 
just took a quick look 
and entered a haiku contest instead...

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A well endowed man named Billy
Had the most enormous willy
When he got it out
His lady would shout
Come here and roger me silly

Jan Allison
13th September 2014...

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Dear Santa, I want a Hamster cage,
A small one with exercise wheel.
You brought one for Roger last year,
Please do what you can, I appeal.

Dad, Can I have a Hamster?...

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tiny creature Roger guarded
a white albino squirrel
she had been chased away from the tribe
we took her inside and fed her
she thrived under our tutelage
Rogers’s Squirrel...

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Rockin' rolling cowboy, casting charm on rocky road to rogue ride of his roller coaster! 

(From my pen name Roger Carvis, the beautified American version of my real name Rogel B. Cawis)...

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SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

Once a cut-throat and cannon ball dodger
Now a one legged salty old codger
But when ship enters docks he
Will look up an old doxy
And hoist up with a good Jolly Roger...

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Soldier

(Sold)ier

One who sells their life for service to their country

Sol(die)r

One who dies for their country

Soldie(r)
 
Roger that
 
Any questions?

Eric (and sometimes not)...

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R-ightfully
O-bliterate
G-lobal
E-nemy's
R-eigning

R-age
E-mploying
Y-our
N-eatness
A-s
L-ungs
D-efeat
O-pponent

Topic: Birthday of Roger Reynaldo (April 02) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Willie McCovey
Baseball great
Baseball glory gone

Hank Aaron
Home run king
Passing by Babe Ruth

Say hey Willie Mays
Basket catch
Superstar

Micky Mantle plays
Baseball world
Roger Maris twin...

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R-hythm 
O-f 
G-roup's 
E-xcellent 
R-ecord 

R-epeats 
E-ventually 
Y-ielding 
N-ice 
A-nd 
L-ovely 
D-isc's 
O-utcome 

Topic: Birthday of Roger Reynaldo (April 02) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Brussels Roger van der Weyden
the greatest in his day,a Belgian
as a portraitist*  never to fail
specialist of great detail

*https://www.wikiart.org/en/rogier-van-der-weyden/portrait-of-a-young-woman-in-a-pinned-hat-1435...

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Roger rabbit ran as fast as he could
Moving merrily 
Jumping joyfully
Around and around.

Searching solely for Jessica rabbit
Late lost in time
Suddenly seeing she was not what she seemed
Pretty prim pompous Jessica was a witch...

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epulse
I-nvisible
C-ontagion

R-ightfully
O-bliterating
G-ruesome
E-pidemic's
R-abid

D-isease
O-nce
R-isk
O-f
P-andemic
A-pplies
N-astiness

Topic: Birthday of Ric Roger D. Doropan (April 29) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Captain Tabby Longtail stands
Like Ahab at the helm,
His Jolly Roger flying high
Above his salty realm.
He’ll keelhaul your scurvy carcass
If you give him any bull,
And he’ll make you walk the plank, mate,
If his food dish isn’t full.
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He wanted to ROGER the lodger
She had a HUGH chest ANDREA*
But his wife found out about his desires
I can still see the FLO of blood from here!

*based on the British way of saying the name ANDREA = 'and rear'

Not for contest 

11~13~16...

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