Roger
[Creditation: I must thank Jan for reintroducing me
To that delightful word... ‘Todger’ in her ‘Bawdy Limerick’]
My landlady’s sexually keen
She’s also a little obscene
She called me her todger
I said you mean lodger
And she said I know what I mean
She gave me a wink and she said
You could pay this week’s rent in my bed
Her offer was real
So I made her squeal
My rent is now three months ahead
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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