Terry Flood Poet Limerick

Roger

[Creditation: I must thank Jan for reintroducing me
To that delightful word... ‘Todger’ in her ‘Bawdy Limerick’]

My landlady’s sexually keen
She’s also a little obscene
She called me her todger
I said you mean lodger 
And she said I know what I mean 

She gave me a wink and she said
You could pay this week’s rent in my bed
Her offer was real
So I made her squeal 
My rent is now three months ahead

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Jo Chamberlain June 22, 2021 at 2:40 PM Brilliant. Very funny limerick. Terry Flood June 22, 2021 at 3:03 PM Hi Joanna. Always a pleasant surprise when someone finds an older poem. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Lindsay Laurie February 15, 2021 at 3:43 PM G’day Terry … a funny set of limericks indeed. Keep up the good work. You may never pay rent again - thanks Terry - Lindsay Terry Flood February 15, 2021 at 5:08 PM I’m making down payments on the freehold now. Glad you enjoyed. Terry.

Jan Allison February 12, 2021 at 4:21 PM ha ha ha this is so funny and todger is a wonderful word isn't it lol:-) hugs Jan xx Terry Flood February 12, 2021 at 4:40 PM It’s just one of those words that is both rude and inoffensive in equal measure. Thanks for delving into my vocabulary... just be careful of what else lies there in. ;-) Terry