Roger

[Creditation: I must thank Jan for reintroducing me To that delightful word... ‘Todger’ in her ‘Bawdy Limerick’] My landlady’s sexually keen She’s also a little obscene She called me her todger I said you mean lodger And she said I know what I mean She gave me a wink and she said You could pay this week’s rent in my bed Her offer was real So I made her squeal My rent is now three months ahead