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Report Poems - Poems about Report

A Qualitative Report on a Single Subject Ego Death
Hypothesis: What is an ego anyways Are we born with it And from the moment we have the willpower we’re tasked with muting it Or does it grow from experiences of rejection Fed by whom? Is it intrinsically preserving, Extrinsically repelling… For the sake of avoiding philosophical debate Let’s say we have an agreed upon theory Experiment: I’d like to think my ego dissolved The moment...

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Categories: report, change, death, mental health,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member PROGRESS REPORT
I have finally used up all my COVID toilet paper Am still finding MASKS in various places The rubber glove supply is slowly waning The alcohol wipes dried up six months ago The foot prints in the supermarket have totally faded I’ve even seen people in the checkout lines talking So much for six degrees of separation Hand shakes are making a...

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Categories: report, fun, silly,
Form: Free verse



US Sports Report
When playing basketball being tall is best it's thought but that's not all wearing saggy baggy shorts on the court needs keen hand-eye coordination plus being fleet of foot and have no quibble with dunk or dribble if through the hoop a Wilson you wish to put. As for American football boring from the sideline I find it's more talk less action namby-pamby as opposed to...

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Categories: report, baseball, basketball, football, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Science Report or Who Prays for the Mantis
Praying mantises, those arthropod thugs, prey upon other, unfortunate, bugs, "But who prays for the praying mantis?", I ask, "And what lurks behind that killer's mask?" After the males have fulfilled their function, the females seem to lack compunction, practicing sexual cannibalism, they say, enjoying a nice meal after a roll in the hay. While males consider this distasteful, females say,...

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Categories: report, humor, insect,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Book Report - Phantom of the Opera
The phantom of the opera was sincere, but, with him, I wouldn't want to share a beer. Not only that, but furthermore, in any case, have you ever happened to see his face? A spectral figure, clothed in red, he had no face upon his head. High o'er Paris on an opera house roof, she described that phantom...

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Categories: report, silly,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member weather report
a tempest gathers on my horizon with limited purview and cloudy vision encroaches quickly on my unsettled mind my true soul and nature is threatened by downpour rapids and torrential rain blighted foreboding develops as the parsimonious option a rainbow in doubtful reflection so wished for is yet so far away half-conscious daydreaming becomes a nightmare powerful stallions of gloom dominate the scene the...

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Categories: report, courage,
Form: Free verse
That School Report
A lot of time was spent at school. I always liked to play the fool. It was written in my school report, although the teachers would exhort. The teachers wrote their report letter, 'Mrs Wilde, your son, he must do better. His behavior, we just can't approve. Your son, he knows, he must improve'. 'Your son he likes to...

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Categories: report, cheer up, children, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Priority Report
I came home to find that my door was ajar And someone had stolen my keys and my car “I’ll just get a new one tomorrow,” I said And then told my wife that I’m going to bed She came up behind me and that’s when she said “Am I going mad or have we got no bed?” I told her...

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Categories: report, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member nothing to report
nothing much to report except renewal continual of vibrant stillness that betwixt bliss beats enlivens presence with the flow of soma nectar dripping through nadis bringing thus to life dormant nodes that all then conjoin tango dancing in unison creating a rhythm that amplifies bliss reverberations fixating fickle attention in the world within aglow aflame with magnetism transmuting our form into living light at our core wherefrom stirs ethereal reverberations fulfilling will of God here and now...

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Categories: report, spiritual,
Form: Free verse
Weather report
Earth all ball for the sun playing football spell ...

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Categories: report, weather,
Form: Lanterne
Premium Member Spacemans Report
Earthlings are pink and furry, they look like yetis spaceman said. The king of Utombbiblia rolled his three eyes under his head. That’s not the report I got from the last two missions, weirdly enough. Take my word for it, spaceman argued. You know I know my stuff. The king was confounded, confused, at a loss as to what...

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Categories: report, science fiction,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Alexa Weather Report
when did it get cold, slipped right under my nose; surprised when Alexa told me so this snow job so-so ...

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Categories: report, weather,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mosquito Massacre - Shocking Report
Well, fellow stinging malarial insects They really chloroformed us this time You got the latest stats, Buzzer? Check, Bleeder: Read 'em and weep 3,400,000 dead; 1 wounded Just a minute, there, Buzzer. One wounded? That's right, Bleeder. Critical condition too What's this weirdo's diagnosis, if I...

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Categories: report, death, humorous, insect,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member A bushies report
( Aus government says) Suicide is your best option Or we intervene.! Choices have a shelf life Choose wisely choose at length! Reply suddenly (to death?)...

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Categories: report, appreciation, courage, education,
Form: Senryu
The Report
The window lets in an odd solitary ray of light, Of timid color, a cusp between twilight and night. It lands hesitatingly on the golden tip of my pen, and then blasts into the iris of my eye, half open. Startled, I squint but soon realise its but a reminder, That the affairs of the day, I should soon surrender, And...

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Categories: report, work,
Form: Free verse

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