Best Report Poems

I forecast: anticyclone set, unmoving
The descending air evaporates and dries
Over Wales and England weather is improving
We predict a full eight eighths of cloudless skies

Or in other words our God had blessed the land
In the field the grass transforms to flaxen chrome
Deep green the oaks surround...

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She told the police, Please help me
My husband is missing you see
First he was there, then he was gone
And I don't know where he could be

The police seemed concerned and said,
Describe this man that's not around
If we don't have a description
We fear he may never...

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Test are made to determine what you know,
How you react, and what you are made of,
Even though some test will give you a shove,
Directing you where you might need to go.
At some point in time, you will have to grow
Instincts, that will elevate you above
Levels...

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"Attention, poet! 
Drop the mike,
let the word hostages (plural, noun) go
and get out with your hands up!
A step to the side will be considered an escape from reality."

P.S.: The suspect repeatedly ignored commands to throw down his sharp quill and threatened the officer (singular, noun)...

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WEATHER REPORT

It's rain
Again...

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I received my report card today
and "damn" was all I could say.
Where am I going with all these grades?
A child like me, what have my mother made?

How can I ever look anyone in the eye
when all I had to do is get my grades high?
And...

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In plain sight
Obscure reporting
Accuse the truth...

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Fear feasts on our insides
And wrecks decision-making
Evil jumps in with glee
And another one loses trust

And another one down
And another one down
And another one loses trust

Evil grins
At what might have been
As another one loses trust

Housing fails
Markets, too
And countries follow suit

“Be afraid
Be very afraid”
Used to be a...

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He's going to have to turn it around
Getting himself on to stable ground
He's going to have to learn what I missed
He's going to have to learn all of this

He's going to have to learn one day
No matter how far along the way
As it will all...

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The message they mete out is strong
It's cooked at the top but smells wrong
This cursed wurst to eat 
Slice of life that looks neat  
A baloney treat for the throng...

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Weather Report

Cloudy
                                Rainy
           ...

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BOBBY MCGEE  -   THE  POLICE REPORT VERSION

Unemployed and destitute in Baton Rouge
Intending to steal an illegal ride on a train
Feeling tired from too much drink
Bobby sexually allured a truck driver to stop
He took us to New Orleans in the rain
I withdrew...

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Hawkins County Sheriff’s Report

Complainant advised that he thought
His girlfriend the thief that he sought
So he set up a trap
Near the couch where he sat
Believing this time she’d be caught

One envelop had dollar bills
One envelop had many pills
When he went to bed
She stayed up instead
In the...

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Here’s your roaming reporter, the Average Joe,
Always reporting, always on the go.
I’m reporting today on the impending battle,
As state troops amass in the city of Seattle.

Much to the surprise of our neighbors up North,
The state of Washington is marching forth
To capture Vancouver Island and Victoria...

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did you do well
or was it hell
learmng in school
get right tools
to make a good start
not have a bad sad
REPORT CARD...

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