Potty Trained Poems - Poems about Potty Trained

...and Which the Witch? Warning! Suitable for Children Only! "That dog's a menace to the community. I'm taking her to the sheriff to make sure she's destroyed." -- Miss Almira Gulch, a......Read the rest...

..."Faith means holding a belief (say, in the existence of a god) sans any proof beyond all Rational doubt. After all, why else call it faith?" -- words of Wisdom from a Rational unicorn ......Read the rest...

..."That dog's a menace to the community. I'm taking her to the sheriff to make sure she's destroyed." -- Miss Almira Gulch, a citizen taxed, speaking of a pet ow......Read the rest...

..."You're right," I told the couple who'd dropped in to buy a 'friend' to entertain their daughter, who had just turned 5 years old, "Tiny ones like that one there can pass for newly-borns...and runts......Read the rest...

...I sit entranced as the shadows danced …around me I left the Buddha outside in the falling snow …I gave him my hat The tree tilts The snowman wobbles ….the wind laughs ......Read the rest...

...I spent all of yesterday and most of the day before picking up those rug nuggets where they hadn’t been before. I found one by the back door and another by the chair I saw some in the corner ......Read the rest...

...The Snuffaluffagus may be The only pet for me The only pet that I can get Because the cost is free I have a neighbor down the street His name is Guffalus He needs to give his pet away His Sn......Read the rest...

...Chauvinistic men with a false sense of pride drum their chests repeatedly like a gorilla standing upright arrogantly proclaiming themselves the kings of the universe bragging to anyon......Read the rest...

...While out and about an unexpected over bare ring bout to defecate arose, where sphincter asserted clout and would excrete despite without doubt... if closing distance (to reac......Read the rest...

...Brother for sale. I'll deliver him too. I can send in the mail, Wrapped in yellow or blue. He's water potty-trained now, But that can change in a day. He'll be bundled with Oreos, So he can ......Read the rest...

...I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain. I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't be potty trained. I tried to potty train him but I wasn't able to succeed. He still wears diaper......Read the rest...

...Word "dog" is "god" spelled backward, yes? And both could be a friend, A bone you throw to Deity Might save you in the end. Most dogs will stay in family yard, Are never far from home, But Go......Read the rest...

...I think I'll signal guru Bob that I've had enough of his implicit stress therapy as he calls it I've contacted the hunchback sperm banks for a safe deposit box until the embrace is ended with the......Read the rest...

...Line after line of fresh diapers A daily chore for years Clothesline held six dozen each day Unless weather unclear If there was rain or freezing air A wooden rack was filled Placed over ......Read the rest...

...Curly hair, Pearly white baby teeth, Shes not grown yet, Still trying to wish she stay tiny, Beautiful soft skin, Hyper to beat, Sometimes it takes a lot, Even when it's time for bed, Already......Read the rest...