Short Potty Trained Poems
Short Potty Trained Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Potty Trained by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Potty Trained by length and keyword.
Piss and Vinegar
Your full of piss and vinegar
My dad used to say
I don't want to smell like pee
To my mother I'd cry my way
Since I wouldn't use the toilet
The pee turned to vinegar over time
This is how my dad potty trained me
It still works on grandchildren of mine...
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Categories:
potty trained, family, father, funny, dad, dad,
Form:
Rhyme
Rug Nuggets
I spent all of yesterday
and most of the day before
picking up those rug nuggets
where they hadn’t been before.
I found one by the back door
and another by the chair
I saw some in the corner
and I see some over there.
I bend down to pick them up
until I’m nearly drained.
I surely will be happy
when this puppy’s potty trained!...
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Categories:
potty trained, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Lifeline
Line after line of fresh diapers
A daily chore for years
Clotheslines held six dozen each day
Unless weather unclear
Two little ones not potty trained
Now grown and on their own
They hold up a lifeline of love
Since the soft nest they've flown
Sponsor: Nette Onclaud
Contest: Let Me Feel Your Lines
# 3. Clothesline
Written by: Sara Kendrick
March 30, 2015...
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Categories:
potty trained, children,
Form:
Rhyme
Cuz It's Christmas
I sit entranced
as the shadows danced
…around me
I left the Buddha
outside in the falling snow
…I gave him my hat
The tree tilts
The snowman wobbles
….the wind laughs
The neighbor’s dog
Peed on our snowman
I told the kids
…“he’s not potty trained.”
I wonder
If Santa likes
Sugar, lactose and gluten free
…COOKIES?????
John G. Lawless
©12/5/2022...
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Categories:
potty trained, christmas, fun, kid, winter,
Form:
I do not know?
My Daughter
Curly hair,
Pearly white baby teeth,
Shes not grown yet,
Still trying to wish she stay tiny,
Beautiful soft skin,
Hyper to beat,
Sometimes it takes a lot,
Even when it's time for bed,
Already potty trained,
And broke from a sippy,
Next will be training bras,
And then her monthly,
Keeping all my memories,
Thats all I have,
Time goes by to quickly,
Hoping I don't miss anything,
Or even just pass........
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Categories:
potty trained, daughter,
Form:
ABC
Stop Laughing At Me
(This is a fictional poem)
People laugh because I drink from a baby bottle.
When it comes to my mother, I'm being coddeled.
I'm going to share a secret with you that I've never told.
I've never eaten solid foods and I'm thirty-six years old.
This isn't one bit funny but everybody keeps laughing at me.
I've never been potty trained and I wet my pants when I pee.
Stop laughing at me, I want to be treated with respect.
You think it's very funny just because my pants are wet....
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Categories:
potty trained, funny, people, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Line After Line
Line after line of fresh diapers
A daily chore for years
Clothesline held six dozen each day
Unless weather unclear
If there was rain or freezing air
A wooden rack was filled
Placed over the gas floor furnace
Inside clean diapers spilled
Two little ones not potty trained
Now grown and on their own
They hold up a pipeline of love
Since the home nest have flown
Inspired by Brian Strand's Contest
Rewritten: October 1, 2016
Orginally written: March 30, 2015...
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Categories:
potty trained, childhood, daughter, son,
Form:
Rhyme