The Snuffaluffagus

The Snuffaluffagus may be The only pet for me The only pet that I can get Because the cost is free I have a neighbor down the street His name is Guffalus He needs to give his pet away His Snuffaluffagus A Snuffaluffagus, you see Is rather big to move He likes to play my clarinet And stay within a groove He likes to talk about the things That interest both of us I’m grateful for the chance to own A Snuffaluffagus When Guffalus was out of town I watched him for a week We played the game of tag, you’re it And lots of hide and seek I dressed him in my father’s clothes Until my dad complained A Snuffaluffagus, you see Is poorly potty trained I’m glad that Snuffaluffagus Is happy in his way To sleep with me in my bedroom And join me when I pray I’m hoping mom and dad will see The value of a pet The Snuffaluffagus may be Their best decision yet To have a pet you really love Is really quite a plus That's why I recommend to you A Snuffaluffagus.