Best Potty Trained Poems
Below are the all-time best Potty Trained poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of potty trained poems written by PoetrySoup members
My Teenage Son Isn'T Potty TrainedI'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't be potty trained.
I tried to potty...
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Categories:
potty trained, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Brother For SaleBrother for sale.
I'll deliver him too.
I can send in the mail,
Wrapped in yellow or blue.
He's water potty-trained now,
But that can change in a day.
He'll be...
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Categories:
potty trained, father, father son, funny,
Form:
Couplet
The SnuffaluffagusThe Snuffaluffagus may be
The only pet for me
The only pet that I can get
Because the cost is free
I have a neighbor down the street
His name...
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Categories:
potty trained, humor, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
LifelineLine after line of fresh diapers
A daily chore for years
Clotheslines held six dozen each day
Unless weather unclear
Two little ones not potty trained
Now grown and on...
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Categories:
potty trained, children,
Form:
Rhyme
My Big Boy Pants“My Big Boy Pants”
I got them after I was potty trained,
capable of taking care of my business.
I have been told on many occasions to
“Put on...
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Categories:
potty trained, growing up, society, success,
Form:
Free verse
I Just Can Not WinThere was a day, oh so clear… I took my newly trained dog for a walk.
Just as I left the house… a rabbit came by,...
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Categories:
potty trained, adventure, dog, family, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
I'Ve Had EnoughI think I'll signal guru Bob that I've had enough
of his implicit stress therapy as he calls it
I've contacted the hunchback sperm banks
for a safe...
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Categories:
potty trained, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
I Just Drank the Last of My Billy BeerI had bought it as a future investment
Just as I am getting ready to sell my house I have a Real Estate Agent
I begin to...
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Categories:
potty trained, funny, house, me, house,
Form:
ABC
Line After LineLine after line of fresh diapers
A daily chore for years
Clothesline held six dozen each day
Unless weather unclear
If there was rain or freezing air
A wooden rack...
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Categories:
potty trained, childhood, daughter, son,
Form:
Rhyme
California Cows Start Passing Gas To the GridAnother one for Andrea D.
Imagine a vast vat of liquid
Covering 5 football fields
33 feet deep in manure
Think of the energy yields
When big piles are seen
Of...
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Categories:
potty trained, animals, business, satire, science,
Form:
Rhyme
My Comparison Poem WhichMy Comparison Poem Which
(Really has become beyond compare.)
When to they subject I was more nearer
What I was seeing became more clearer
And if a telescope were...
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Categories:
potty trained, funny, games, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Rug NuggetsI spent all of yesterday
and most of the day before
picking up those rug nuggets
where they hadn’t been before.
I found one by the back door
and another...
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Categories:
potty trained, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
My DaughterCurly hair,
Pearly white baby teeth,
Shes not grown yet,
Still trying to wish she stay tiny,
Beautiful soft skin,
Hyper to beat,
Sometimes it takes a lot,
Even when it's time...
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Categories:
potty trained, daughter,
Form:
ABC
Tales My Mother Tells(7/5 Trochee form)
“You were such a sweet smart girl,”
my mom says to me
when I ask her how I was
in my infancy.
Then she always tells...
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Categories:
potty trained, childhoodmom, me, me, mom,
Form:
Rhyme
Piss and VinegarYour full of piss and vinegar
My dad used to say
I don't want to smell like pee
To my mother I'd cry my way
Since I wouldn't use...
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Categories:
potty trained, family, father, funny, dad,
Form:
Rhyme