Potty Trained Poems - Poems about Potty Trained

...Slow down Momma, I know it's hard, but these are the times you'll miss by far. Slow down Momma, the days may seem long, but remember your children need you to be strong. One more car seat to......

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...BROKEN DOWN ANGELS It disny seem that long ago Toddling and having fun, Crawling then walking along the floor And learning how tae run. Potty trained and full eh life They’d run you af yer......

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... I have a porker as a stalker; it keeps following me down the street I cannot talk to my friends, as it keeps oinking when I try to speak Doesn’t it have an owner it can go home to, and as leave......

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...I sit entranced as the shadows danced …around me I left the Buddha outside in the falling snow …I gave him my hat The tree tilts The snowman wobbles ….the wind laughs ......

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...I spent all of yesterday and most of the day before picking up those rug nuggets where they hadn’t been before. I found one by the back door and another by the chair I saw some in the corner ......

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...The Snuffaluffagus may be The only pet for me The only pet that I can get Because the cost is free I have a neighbor down the street His name is Guffalus He needs to give his pet away His Sn......

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...Chauvinistic men with a false sense of pride drum their chests repeatedly like a gorilla standing upright arrogantly proclaiming themselves the kings of the universe bragging to anyon......

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...While out and about an unexpected over bare ring bout to defecate arose, where sphincter asserted clout and would excrete despite without doubt... if closing distance (to reac......

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...Brother for sale. I'll deliver him too. I can send in the mail, Wrapped in yellow or blue. He's water potty-trained now, But that can change in a day. He'll be bundled with Oreos, So he can ......

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...I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain. I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't be potty trained. I tried to potty train him but I wasn't able to succeed. He still wears diaper......

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...Word "dog" is "god" spelled backward, yes? And both could be a friend, A bone you throw to Deity Might save you in the end. Most dogs will stay in family yard, Are never far from home, But Go......

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...I think I'll signal guru Bob that I've had enough of his implicit stress therapy as he calls it I've contacted the hunchback sperm banks for a safe deposit box until the embrace is ended with the......

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...Line after line of fresh diapers A daily chore for years Clothesline held six dozen each day Unless weather unclear If there was rain or freezing air A wooden rack was filled Placed over ......

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...Curly hair, Pearly white baby teeth, Shes not grown yet, Still trying to wish she stay tiny, Beautiful soft skin, Hyper to beat, Sometimes it takes a lot, Even when it's time for bed, Already......

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...“My Big Boy Pants” I got them after I was potty trained, capable of taking care of my business. I have been told on many occasions to “Put on your Big Boy Pants and deal with it!” Slowly f......

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