Pooh Pooh Poems - Poems about Pooh Pooh

...Words are fun, they give me a kick Vomit, pooh pooh, manure, ick! Some bounce like a grasshopper’s pogo stick Others are greasy, grimy, slimy, sticky, sick Z words are rare, as are words that bei......Read the rest...

...there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew when he came near, well, everyone knew Penelope, his chérie to her, he was smelly odorous advances met pooh pooh!......Read the rest...

...Doctor to hail for my not being down, Close to thirty years for my breakdown: My biggest catch through a brother mate, Whose only word for him is first rate... Now exchanging blows with Prostra......Read the rest...

...The cruelest of all villains lives on Mount Crumpit for when it comes to Christmas, he says, "Dump it!" He keeps trying to "Pooh pooh" that sacred holiday, but so far everyone's efforts have kept him at bay. Oh, he's a real mean one, that monster, Mr. Grinch A devilish fiend that I would love to catch and lynch I'd ......Read the rest...

...I’ve somehow become a curmudgeon. Before you pooh-pooh and go judgin,’ Just wait ‘til your age Hits the outmoded stage Yet from all you believe you’re not budgin.’ I take note of the way peopl......Read the rest...

...These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous. If you would like to add one of your own and remain anonymous send it to my soup mail. Enjoy! Roses are re......Read the rest...

... Pooh loves the Easter holiday He shares his eggs with friends While reminding them that this day Remembers the grace which makes amends He shares his eggs with friends Enjoying......Read the rest...

...I’ve never tasted Spam before And don’t intend to do it, Although, unless I try, I know That I should not pooh-pooh it. I wouldn’t even think of Spam, The food that I am scorning, If not for ......Read the rest...

...Donald Trump was counting his toes (Which never once smelled like a rose) The Devil appeared And just as he feared Nothing grew as fast as Trump's nose!......Read the rest...

...Hey, Scott Pruitt!* We all knew it Soon would come to this. Rumors flew; it Seemed you blew it. Truth you would dismiss. Anger’d brew; it Looked like, “Screw it!” Were the words you’d his......Read the rest...

...My friend told me that she said that I was a pooh pooh butt. Who told you? My friend said that he was talking about my mama. Your mama is wonderful. Is it possible they were saying something good......Read the rest...

...Ripples ladened with slow songs are the blinks of your sleepy eyelashes lashing me for sold innocence and for feeding dreams with the putrid meat of wrongs. The past is beautiful in......Read the rest...

...Somedays it takes great intestinal fortitude Just remember, you're the one in control of your mood Chose to be happy each day And happy all day you will stay Have a Giggle Degree from MIT......Read the rest...

...Miniature beginnings are the scaffolding to mightiness Just a pinch of yeast puffs up the dough And little stars still light up big skies No matter where you are "on the tot......Read the rest...

...An Echo Poem Original: If I Kissed It - Poem by Brian Johnston If I kissed it, would that make it better? Are you needing much more than a friend? Would it help if I held you so deep in my ......Read the rest...