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Poo Poems - Examples of all types of poems about poo to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Blame it on the Rain
..."Blame it on the rain", for business on your sunny day, though it is a provider for you, you provide a poo poo. World, obstain or remains In your dusty bowl, she be more precious than gold ......
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©
Jude Herrick
Categories:
poo,
art, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
Huh
...Some say zed and some say zee Some say yes and some says oui Some say moi and some say me But the whole darned world says huh Some say poo and some say poop Some say broth and some sa......
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©
Terry Flood
Categories:
poo,
language,
Form:
Rhyme
Morning Emergency
...Morning Emergency The siren didn’t sound; There was no alarm, But an emergency there was, And it had caused some harm. The pull-up was pulled down Removed and even thrown. Danger! Danger! ......
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Judy Bausch
Categories:
poo,
baby, child, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Division Of Neighbor
... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......
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David Fisher
Categories:
poo,
analogy, betrayal, body,
Form:
Rhyme
Agape Love The Highest Form Of Love
...The fortunate ones know How such a precious treasure As your own newborn's First engaging sunshine smile Making your own heart so warm you melt And sings with so much joy it dances Making your......
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©
Peter Dome
Categories:
poo,
angst, baby, birth, cute,
Form:
Free verse
THE QUEEN OF POOP FIGHTS BACK!
... Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style I’ve taken a break for a while But I won't be deterred From writing about turd And subjects some others deem vile I’m producing book numbe......
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©
Jan Allison
Categories:
poo,
anti bullying, how i
Form:
Limerick
Molly McEwe
...A young sheep we’ll call Molly McEwe she lived in a field outside Crewe, no surprise, her mother did too. Though her father she never knew; he came in a truck, tupped a few, then driven to pastu......
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©
Terry Miller
Categories:
poo,
farm, fun,
Form:
Monorhyme
Humpty Dumpty
...Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men, Couldn’t put Humpty together again. The Queen’s seamstresses they tried to sew, The f......
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©
Terry Miller
Categories:
poo,
fun, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Do You Ewe
...Baa baa black sheep or should I call you ewe Yes ma'am, yes ma'am but it's really up to you eww, eww there's something on my shoe eww, eww I think I stepped in poo Baa baa black sheep I t......
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©
Charles Messina
Categories:
poo,
humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Intelligence unveiled
...In a world of wires, cables and geeks, a woman sauntered, looking quite unique with circuits of wit and bytes of charm mistaken for Ai what a cause for alarm! I was the lady, I had to laugh s......
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©
Aysha Nuwas
Categories:
poo,
character, crazy, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Getting Around Conventional Limits: A Waltmarie
...Twinkle twinkle little stars, please tell me wherever you are, sky blue, The cows turn their heads, as they stand in their beds, grass grew, The mop and the broom had to clean up a ro......
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©
Hilo Poet
Categories:
poo,
allusion, analogy, appreciation, imagery,
Form:
Verse
Polite Pirates
... The captain called all hands on deck He said come on lads what the heck Whatever you do when you have to poo don’t leave the loo in such a wreck ......
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©
Jerry Brotherton
Categories:
poo,
poetry,
Form:
Limerick
A brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte
...A brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte specified such so as to issue a rhyme, but proceeded as this scribe didst git linkedin with the cutting crew, mow or less......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
poo,
12th grade, beautiful, celebration,
Form:
Rhyme
Acceptance in the Real World
...Why do they find it necessary, To do what they do? Judge and parade you On all things poo. When did they stop seeing the light? When did they stop seeing the fire? That Burns inside a Chri......
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©
Marilyn Stevens
Categories:
poo,
christian, social, society,
Form:
I do not know?
Acceptance and Rejection
...Why do they find it necessary, To do what they do? Judge and parade you On all things poo. When did they stop seeing the light? When did they stop seeing the fire? That Burns inside a Chri......
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Marilyn Stevens
Categories:
poo,
christian, social, society,
Form:
I do not know?
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