Poo Poo Butt
When Kublai got a poo poo butt he would go and hide
the silly dog with his mess seem embarrassed and shy
But Genghis with his hind mess was eager for me to spy
he would trot in searching for me his eagerness beware
Wanted me to pick him up and tend to his dirty rear.
Off we go to
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Categories:
poo, dog, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Monkey Flings Poo
Monkey Flings Poo
Monkey
Flings
Poo
By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison
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Categories:
poo, analogy, animal, humor, humorous,
Form: Other
Poo Cycle
Poo Cycle
My poo cycle is
held in accordance with
Toilet Union Regulations.
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Categories:
poo, humor,
Form: Free verse
How To Poop On Your Own Poem
Touching on the silver glow.
When you touch it,
You'll know it.
It's designed to keep
You running back.
This Spiritual snack.
Keeping you open for attack,
As you sink back into the
World, askew and absconded,
Trying to conjure
Between worried wait:
The Science of the mind
And the love we thought we'd find.
Point me towards the house I will live in.
Let me punch in the
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Categories:
poo, life,
Form: Free verse
poo piles
poo piles like ant hills
how much can a dog go poo
hit- miss with mower
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Categories:
poo, animal, fun,
Form: Haiku
A Poo Tale
I'm a lone oak tree, with a calming skill
Dogs line up for a piece of my mind thrill
They empty sins on my green
Barking poo is soil's protein
I like to talk so I accept their spill.
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Categories:
poo, conflict, day, dog, earth,
Form: Limerick
Last Night's Dinner
Aromatic, foul
Fuming scent, last night’s dinner
Reeking, stinking smells
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Categories:
poo, nature,
Form: Senryu
A Hi-Poo Senryu-Human Nature ---
"Crap," number 2 stool
I gotta go, discharge waste
excrement matters
10/23/23
1st Place placement in Contest
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2023
A Hi-Poo s e n r y u poetry contest
Sponsored by: John lawless
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Categories:
poo, adventure, analogy, anger, anxiety,
Form: Senryu
Hi-Poo
smooshed onto the seat rim
it looked surreal like
a Babe Ruth candy bar
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Categories:
poo, nature, surreal,
Form: Senryu
Smells Like Poo To Me
you think I'm cuckoo
the smells that make me boohoo ~
gaseous poopoo
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Categories:
poo, crazy, cry, senses,
Form: Senryu
Look At All That Poo
look at all that poo
its splattered all over you
didn't find the loo?
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Categories:
poo, humorous,
Form: Senryu
Hi-Poo Senryu
a chocolate throne
it will deceive your bottom
this toilet’s tasteless
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Categories:
poo, humor,
Form: Senryu
Rat Poo Trap
Throned green eyed rat in
golden trap of cheesy poo
he rules like a king
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Categories:
poo, funny,
Form: Senryu
Hi-Poo Senryu
the loos crystal clean
but where the Cabinet meets
stench of corruption
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Categories:
poo, money,
Form: Senryu
Categories:
poo, humor,
Form: Senryu
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