Goldilocks and the three bears,
The story is a classic.
But one idea came to mind,
What if she was made of plastic?
With lips so swollen
And cheeks so bloated
She was red and shiny
And was very coated.
The bears that came saw the porridge,
They searched and found Goldilocks.
Screaming and fearful, they ran away
Because she had a very scary Botox.
pale is the new plastic surgery
lou reed is the new velvet from the underground
still coughing up dust balls from my throat as my lingering ages
she is the most beautiful moved on and in love
i am hanging from the green light, and i just can't let go
i guess i just wasn't ready for the stuff i never think of
i guess my imagination took over when i opened the door to your introductory smile
i guess i watched too much sin-o-vision and turned into a grass green shark
i guess you were right to walk the other way and leave me alone
pale is the new plastic surgery
the tips of mountaintops and peaks are the new balanced safety precautions
still free fallin' like a guy i know named tom being petty
i am a good boy with a bent halo holding torn up pages resembling your broken heart
i am hanging from the pedestrians crossing sign driven by deserts of very convincing mirages
“Hey, when is my turn?”
asks the horse.
“Hold your horses,”
says the plastic surgeon,
“while I give the duck
a quick nip and tuck.”
PLASTIC SURGERY
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The now senescent sands, lost beauty,
suffering plastic surgery two tides a day.
Back when, the tides revealed its beauty.
Man, so remiss, it hasn't stayed that way.
Metaphorically speaking, as sand can't age
Biologically speaking, but its density,
It increases, and quickly when storms rage
From rock to mud, ongoing, relentlessly.
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Re Susan's poem 'Chalice of Ambrosial Dreams', WHAT! were you thinking?
https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/chalice_of_ambrosial_dreams_991815
She was an aspiring starlet, a real cutie patootie
Folks were in awe of her natural beauty
She wanted to be a great Hollywood star
But she’s taken the surgery much too far
Her teeth have been fixed for a dazzling smile
They are unnaturally white now they stand out a mile
The Botox she had was to smooth her pale skin
But she can’t move a muscle much to her chagrin!
Her eyebrow lift gives her a startled expression
The desire for perfection has become an obsession!
She’s had Botox on wrinkles and fillers on lips
Liposuction drained 2 pints of gunk from her hips
In trying to obtain that perfect pink pout
Its gone terribly wrong she now looks like a trout!
Her breasts are augmented and they look quite obscene
Like over inflated footballs seen in a top shelf magazine
These two huge ‘flotation tanks’ are silicon filled
They are lumpy and hard but her boyfriend is thrilled!
But how did she pay for surgery which was so drastic...
She opened her purse and put it on the plastic!!
Date:05 11 17
Contest Name:Make me actually LOL 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Nina Parmenter
Was tired of my wrinkles
and crinkles around my eyes,
the ones around my mouth
and my forehead on my face,
and couldn't afford the real thing
so thought I'd use
some clear duct tape,
applying it around my
mouth, forehead and eyes,
that way my skin will
look newer and smoother than
a baby's behind,
and then thought
oh what the heck
I'll use it on my boobs
at the same time,
stretching the tape out
and wrapping it for
a lift all around my chest,
that way it'll look like
that area gravity had missed,
and then I thought
might as well apply
some to my rear end,
applying the tape
so my butt looked tight again,
and then being on a roll
I took some more tape
to my thighs and calves,
to make them look more sleek and toned,
like a models in Cosmopolitan,
but then I noticed trying to answer
the door after the bell rang,
that I'd become sort of like the tin man,
because I couldn't walk and talk
and desperately needed an oil can!
When my body begins to burgeon,
I go to see my plastic surgeon.
His magic tucks and nips
will make me smaller hips;
but he just smiles and says, “Stop splurgin'.”