Pest Poems - Poems about Pest

I hate it when a flea takes a liking to me and keeps darting in front of my eyes. I try swatting it away, but she thinks it's play, and so keeps it up - till she dies....

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O Lord, 'Tis a decade gone Since thy curse fell upon us. The malnourished children are no more, The poor soil lieth barren. Lord, what hast thou wrought upon our village? Mine only companions be the flies and the toads. Thy shadow resteth beside mine empty grave. I am not wroth with thee, Yet surely have I all the right to be so....

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My garden backs onto a farm Which shouldn’t cause any alarm With so much fresh air I’m glad I live there And only one thing spoils its charm I feed the birds and feral cats At night I enjoy watching bats The field mice and spiders That reside beside us Are fine, but there’s too many rats It’s fine that they eat the bird’s...

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Mysogynous Mouse espied a cat in the house ~ exterminated the louse ...

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Everybody had a personal favorite or that one teacher that for some reason we just didn't like. Back in the day, when I was in 6th grade, there was a math teacher that for some reason we just didn't get along with each other. I was a bit of a wise-guy, and he was a...

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By his glad host loved more than the rest! A guest himself tries to look his best: In his host’s house free to wear his crest, Host spending on him like on farm’s past… No doubt to Guest: Host House a real nest: Much like a suckling Host’s cares ‘A breast; Fame one must have touched for ‘A Guest’ The wonders one...

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How many people find rest After a caging arrest? How many can give their best? When locked doors from them, dreams wrest? They are crops their jailer pest! Freedom they seek East and West: Much like The Only Wished Guest, 'F' of Freedom stamp on chest, On my polo it's a crest. Women would theirs mark on breast; They don't like this kind of...

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Do please, your loins gird; The pest is a bird: Low-flying, sharp beak, It’d outsmart The Weak! Plainly take my word: Leave the grazing herd On plains, at the peak, Your protections leak! Scarecrow would pests cow And pests won’t farms plough; In your food-rich farm The birds sure means harm… Try you should Scare Crow. I shall show...

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On our actions should the only curb Be aiming at not to others disturb We may merit the name of man If not, we stink like the garbage can...

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If tiger could be, Be good a pet to have one. Let this dream comes flee......

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How do I convince this angry borer bee My small redwood stoop belongs to me? He persists in buzzing my frustrated head I'm trying to find ways to make him dead. He flies faster than a hypersonic missile I certainly cannot shoot him with a pistol, I painted it with a bee-toxic redwood stain But, as soon as it dried, he was...

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Revenge is the best For the Dead-To-Pity Pest: A Rhode Island Red I could west on its bed, It calmly tracing to its nest To violate its accustomed rest… For a bird, The Willing Pest, Wait at its sighted nest; A real Murderous Guest, Plain Horror as my quest… For the unstoppable pest Be deceptively dressed: Preferably in a Jesus’ Vest, Never acting The Much Stressed And a Rhode...

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Farmers know what they gain From every drop of rain And feel what they lose With heat tightening the noose. Planters guess the – added in scores , When earthworm into the soil bores And celebrate a widening pore: A graciously opened door! Farmers wish the worst for pest, When birds put them to a test And could murderers...

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Today in a cobweb I found a butterfly I think its helpless fluttering was why it caught my eye Carefully I freed it from the spider’s ravages It gave a sneaky grin and headed for my cabbages Today I caught a rat in a catch n release trap I took it to a copse that I’d located on a...

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