It is quite common to kiss injuries on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he could not see.
Soon, he called out words that amusingly shook me,
"Mom, it washed sore, come kiss ouchy on my pee-pee."
Shopping, strolling him down the grocery store aisle
where female hygiene products are sorted in piles,
my son, age four, earnestly said, "When I'm grown, I'll
buy all these things with flowers on them for my wife."
His words styled a smile in me that would last for life.
I used mild-applied wooden spoons for mood anchors.
This set me up for disgust from food cart flankers
when my son yelled, "Look Mom, a hole bag of spankers."
My child, four, eyed that, not the shelved Power Rangers?
I hoped no one would report child welfare dangers.
Once, when a minister summed up his sermon's span
asking "Who's the greatest force in the universe?",
my son, at five, stood up with some dramatic plan.
Lifting his toy hero as high as small ones can,
he enthusiastically declared, "Batman!"
Thoughts of vacation, developed my fav word pearl,
"How many times do I wake up before Disney World?"
When I first learned how to read and write,
I wrote the very first poem, that as an infant, I'd often recite.
The following is the original of this childhood insight;
Ga, Ga,
Goo, Goo,
Pee, Pee,
Poo, Poo,
Ma, Ma,
Da, Da,
Na, Na,
Pa, Pa,
Wa, Wa,
Ba, Ba,
Whaa! Whaa!
Ha, Ha.
Even back then I was a poet destined to rhyme,
but simply didn't know it at the time.
Believe it or not these are actual
town names in the U.S.A. and Canada
BOOGER HOLE West Virginia
CROTCH LAKE Ontario
KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio
INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania
PEE PEE CREEK Ohio
SCRATCH ANKLE Alabama
CRAPAUD Prince Edward Island
TWO EGGS Florida
WHY NOT North Carolina
STINKY POO Alabama
SNAFU Alaska
ANUS Indiana
DDILDO Newfoundland
Silly Jill found a pill
And she dropped it in her tea
She thought it was a urinating pill
To help her go pee-pee
But what she found, on the ground
Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck
So, she looked around, then she left a mound
And left a stink, to kill... "Yuk"
The wife is getting more creepy!
As soon as I say, "I feel sleepy"
She's out of sight
For half the night
And claims she had to go pee-pee!
Here you go
My lovely child
So eager and wild
Ready to see the world
And all the ugliness it has to offer?
I have a digital snack to proffer
Touch, tap, and swipe
Entertain the predators on skype
Come in, come in
I wish to sin
Pay your fee
Grab your stick
And we all win
Lock and load
While I goad
For your digital load
Was it good for you?
If I may be so bold
Throwing gravy
For the world to see
Billions of soldiers
Leaving my pee pee
Look at the mess you made of me
To bad it isn’t free
I’m empty now
So, leave me be
Nap time now, tee hee
Eric (and sometimes not)
ooh! wee!
I've gotsta gets
up and pee
it is the late night's
wee, wee!
i gotsta go and pee-e
can't hold it in
it about to
blow in thee wind
can't hold it back
its about to be
a late night
warm water attack
so grab it
by the swizzle stick
now home it up
and hold it in
till you reach
the late night
watering bin
your inner teeny, weeny
is calling out
to your
inner walls
can fight it
so, off you run
run Forrest run
can't let it out
can't give up
it about
to spray
allover the walls
with your eye
half way shout
your running
like a slow
moving
Three-Toed Sloth
lost in the dark
but you can't
stop now
no! don't give up
emiction is just
a step away
and now weeing
is a look of
satisfaction on your face
aka: lyricvixen
Friday, January 3, 2020
Yes I did it, it was me
When I had to go pee pee
I never put the seat back down
Now my woman wears a frown
Her white toilet is now yellow
I am such a stupid fellow
In trouble because that night
She had a hair curling fright
Half asleep and half awake
It did not take long to break
Her out of a sleepiness
When she sat in a moist mess
I left a minute before
She stumbled in the bathroom door
Now my wet bummed sleepy "zombie"
Is now torturing her sorry
Hubby who no longer can
Go pee like a normal man
I have to sit every time
For this not so funny crime
1,2,3, My name is Mr.G
Would you like my awesome Tea
Please no Mr.G it smells like pee pee
And makes me feel silly
Don’t worry that’s the point
Now drink it or else.
Please Mr.G I have a family
Don’t worry I’m your moms friend from work
She told me to give this to you
Okay
I hope you Dance..
One thing I have learnt , especially with this boy, Oh!! for the mind of a child..We need to view things from a child's perspective.
With children there is a dance for everything .
There's the bathroom dance,
There's the shower dance..
There is the getting jook at the doctor dance..
There's the getting ready for school putting on clothes dance.
Then of course there is the " pee pee" dance ,learnt from their mother.
There is the " food nice " dance ,like when they are having ice cream...
The movie dance, watching some silly cartoon..but then of course there is the dreaded " spanking dance" most of us can relate.
So the point is in our daily life ,we must be able to find one thing to just let go and dance with wild abandon..you know ..like no one is watching you ,my dear friend,
I sincerely hope you find a reason to dance ...
Random thought..
ough, two the window two to shore
rrgh..hey penny one penny tri penny three
elegant hands stay with the script
repeat stage 1,2,3...
Molech was here he was gone for a while
Sunshine boy
Brother Moon & Sister Sun,
remember me in times like these
Kamikaze
to be set free
Molech screams
eating delicious ice cream
tragedy
calamity
stand next to me
I go pee pee
poopy, cocky, stinky chesse
poopy cokcky, stinky cheese....
Kamikaze
with flames to please
after the parade
the fat lady sings
Kamikaze
take her lead
watch as I bleed
craving every need
follow me
follow me
in sincerity
Kamikaze
brocoli rob
smoke the hemp
the day after that mechanical man Al Gore took the stand
I couldn't cry over Bourdain
tried to see what he was up to next but it was too late
a Chinese man was in the alley taking a pee pee
just after elder Bush touched some bush he gets in trouble again
this time was his friend Dan Quayle in drag
the truth can hurt at times so refined never second guessing
I'll start professing a good cause to come clean living in a land of mean
Bourdain was for Bourdain so why should we complain
the guy was totally insane taking his own life for the sake of what ?
you make me want to throw up in mouth blame, ***** & pout
the beautiful thing is when the fat lady sings but sorry it still isn't over then
got fish for frying and i'm not lying
environmental sound like Dan Quayle in a gown
stick it to the man who once said,"Yes We Can"!
more drama for your momma in comes homeboy Obama
Trump is busy working with the wall trying to stand up ten feet tall
Cold piss sorry that I missed a sacred kiss with a hero in our mist.
Hoo Ha or pee pee
Trouser or skirt
Football or Barbie
What can it hurt
Pink or blue
Stiletto or flat
Pantie or brief
Where are you at?
Sugar and spice
Snips and snails
Flip it over
Always comes up tails
Tough Tom
Nelly Nancy
All made up
But never fancy
Child of love
Love my child
Take it as it comes
Mild or wild
Understanding construct
And legislating depravity
Don't always side
With what we can see
Jane maybe John
And John maybe Jane
But knowing how to love
Is what keeps me sane.
General contractors
For gender construct
Put up drywall
Based on duct
But I want my house
Different from constraint
One that welcomes all
Free from social restraint.
Good morning Mommy and Dad
Today I will try not to be bad
I don't know what I want to eat
No! Not that cereal. It's not sweet
Mommy, I don't wanna sit on the baby pot
How come you don't have what Dad I and got
I need a lot more track to play with my train
Mommy, why can't I go out and play in the rain
Why does the cat always run away from me
I didn't mean to pull out her hair, not really.
I need to fix my bike with Daddy's tool
Addy is my favorite girlfriend at school
I don't know why I got into trouble
I just poured out my bottle of bubbles
I'm NOT a baby. I'm big 'cause I'm three
I gotta go to the potty and make pee pee
No. It's not my bath time yet.
I don't know when it is. I forget
But Daddy, I don't want to go to sleep
I can only count as high as ten sheep
I want the pajamas with Lightning McQueen
He's the fastest race car I ever seen
Daddy, read me a story then leave on the light
I love you, Mommy and Daddy. Good night
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June 24th, 2017
Three Year Old Thoughts Contest
By: Brenda Chiri
Can't drink too much poppy tea
Spilt it down my dressing gown
with a frown
On my nightgown
You and me poppy tea
Pee pee you and me wee wee
Sea sick sorrow borrow
Cups with brass handles and moldy
clay woven through the fabric
of your stitched up mind material
Pins and needles
Sins and beetles
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