Short Pee Pee Poems

The wife is getting more creepy!
As soon as I say, "I feel sleepy"
She's out of sight
For half the night
And claims she had to go pee-pee!...

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Ga Ga,
Goo Goo,
Pee Pee,
Poo Poo,
Ma Ma,
Da Da,
Pa Pa,
Na Na,
Wa Wa,
Ba Ba,
Whaaaa! Whaaaa!
Ha Ha!

OOPS! I Forgot to Spell Check....

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Ga Ga,
Goo Goo,
Pee Pee,
Poo Poo,
Ma Ma,
Da Da,
Pa Pa,
Na Na,
Wa Wa,
Ba Ba,
Whaaaa! Whaaaa!
Ha Ha!

Damnit! I Forgot to Spell Check!
*TheKidsterWasHere*...

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There once was a ninja so sneaky
He was often caught having a pee pee
He pretended to stand
With his big weapon in his hand
But the trouble with that, it was leaky....

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My morning excursion to the pee pee place
Is fraught with danger, often fall on my face
Walls, doors, even the dresser
Obstacles cause me lot of displeasure
Destroying my good looks with nary a trace...

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Making secreted dreams
that beat the sound of excreted water
flowing with each enriched elimination
the kidneys are in movement
the physical process is in timing
moving the waste
and expelling
the urination from the necked Urethra

aka:lyricvixen ha-ha!...

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Silly Jill found a pill 
And she dropped it in her tea 
She thought it was a urinating pill
To help her go pee-pee
 
But what she found, on the ground
Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck
So, she looked around, then she left a mound
And left a stink, to kill... "Yuk"...

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1,2,3, My name is Mr.G

Would you like my awesome Tea 

Please no Mr.G it smells like pee pee 

And makes me feel silly 

Don’t worry that’s the point 

Now drink it or else. 

Please Mr.G I have a family 

Don’t worry I’m your moms friend from work 

She told me to give this to you 

Okay...

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Believe it or not these are actual
town names in the U.S.A. and Canada

BOOGER HOLE West Virginia
CROTCH LAKE Ontario
KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio
INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania
PEE PEE CREEK Ohio
SCRATCH ANKLE Alabama
CRAPAUD Prince Edward Island
TWO EGGS Florida
WHY NOT North Carolina
STINKY POO Alabama
SNAFU Alaska
ANUS Indiana
DDILDO Newfoundland...

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When I first learned how to read and write,
I wrote the very first poem, that as an infant, I'd often recite.
The following is the original of this childhood insight;

Ga, Ga,
Goo, Goo,
Pee, Pee,
Poo, Poo,
Ma, Ma,
Da, Da,
Na, Na,
Pa, Pa,
Wa, Wa,
Ba, Ba,
Whaa! Whaa!
Ha, Ha.

Even back then I was a poet destined to rhyme,
but simply didn't know it at the time.
...

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The room’s just very creepy
I cannot get to sleepy
And now I must go pee pee
I’m a child stuck in bed

Mom and Dad are down the hall
Can they even hear at all?
Okay, okay, I’m gonna have to call
Because of monsters in my head

So quickly, loudly now I shout
Mom! Dad! Are you about?!?
They didn’t hear, without a doubt
This monster might get fed

Hurry Mommy and Daddy, I need you!
What would you rather have me do?
Quickly, pleeeeease, oh this can’t be true
I just now wet my bed...

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