Ode To a Mistake Men Make
Yes I did it, it was me
When I had to go pee pee
I never put the seat back down
Now my woman wears a frown
Her white toilet is now yellow
I am such a stupid fellow
In trouble because that night
She had a hair curling fright
Half asleep and half awake
It did not take long to break
Her out of a sleepiness
When she sat in a moist mess
I left a minute before
She stumbled in the bathroom door
Now my wet bummed sleepy "zombie"
Is now torturing her sorry
Hubby who no longer can
Go pee like a normal man
I have to sit every time
For this not so funny crime
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