Ode To a Mistake Men Make

Yes I did it, it was me When I had to go pee pee I never put the seat back down Now my woman wears a frown Her white toilet is now yellow I am such a stupid fellow In trouble because that night She had a hair curling fright Half asleep and half awake It did not take long to break Her out of a sleepiness When she sat in a moist mess I left a minute before She stumbled in the bathroom door Now my wet bummed sleepy "zombie" Is now torturing her sorry Hubby who no longer can Go pee like a normal man I have to sit every time For this not so funny crime