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Here you go My lovely child So eager and wild Ready to see the world And all the ugliness it has to offer? I have a digital snack to proffer Touch, tap, and swipe Entertain the predators on skype Come in, come in I wish to sin Pay your fee Grab your stick And we all win Lock and load While I goad For your digital load Was it good for you? If I may be so bold Throwing gravy For the world to see Billions of soldiers Leaving my pee pee Look at the mess you made of me To bad it isn’t free I’m empty now So, leave me be Nap time now, tee hee Eric (and sometimes not)