Long Pee pee Poems
Long Pee pee Poems. Below are the most popular long Pee pee by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Pee pee poems by poem length and keyword.
Kool-Aid AnyoneThe outty and the inny
Fleshy repeated stabbings
Produce a ninny
To be tossed to the fray
And taught their worth for the day
Is to obey
What we say
Of how, when, and why to play
Its your moral decay we crave
Your...
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Categories:
pee pee, body, boy, creation, girl, growing up, humanity,
Form:
Rhyme
Twelve Dog Days of ChristmasOn the first day of Christmas my doggie brought to me, pee-pee under my tree
On the second day of Christmas my doggie brought to me, two licks of love and pee-pee under my tree
On...
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Categories:
pee pee, christmas, dog,
Form:
Lyric
My Morning, Every MorningGood morning children! Rise and shine!
15 minutes until breakfast time.
Hurry up or you’ll be late.
David!! Do not say the word hate.
BECAUSE, it is not a nice word
No Sierra, we are NOT getting a bird.
BOY,...
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Categories:
pee pee, childrenchange,
Form:
I do not know?
Mushroom Tip-SeeIt only took me one cap and one stem,
For the Halloween feeling to kick right in.
I took to the night,
Like a ride in a bike.
Please do not quote me on this,
But I really had to...
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Categories:
pee pee, adventure, cool, crazy, hilarious, holiday, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
And Then--Puppies Everywherepregnant pet
we bet ...
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Categories:
pee pee, care, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Something Old Something NewOriginal poem posted Aug. 3, 2021 for Charles Messina's Contest:
When I Let One Loose in the Elevator
(for those who do not know, SBD means "Silent But Deadly")
When I let one loose in the elevator,
so...
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Categories:
pee pee, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
XYThere is a change in the air
Of supposed men
Who reject they have a pair
And desire women’s underwear
How weak minded
To follow this trend
Of pretending this gender
That you bend
To follow the flow
That its your job
To suck and...
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Categories:
pee pee, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Sound of Running Water Prompts Urge To Urinate(alternately titled:
Pee pee song and dance routine)
Invariably analogous setting
kickstarts schlemiel to agitate
excretory mechanism linkedin,
viz body electric doth actuate
merely upon turning faucet triggers
unstoppable onset to micturate
drinking coffee or caffeinated tea
also functions as diuretic
mimics similar rush'n spate
oh...
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Categories:
pee pee, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Dramatic Verse
My PhilosophyMy Philosophy
let me loose in this here caboose
Sucka's going to see me before I go pee pee
Buggy down to the sock's just as the famed Scott Lerock
I'm the man with the plan...
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Categories:
pee pee, africa, anti bullying, beautiful, computer, rap,
Form:
Free verse
Cat Love -- Dog LoveCat Love ©
Don't ruffle my fur that direction! I've got it looking just the way I want.
I love you but I'm very busy today.
Don't move, this is my lap time and I'm very comfy.
Scratch...
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Categories:
pee pee, cat, dog, humorous, love, pets,
Form:
Free verse
Heart of Kudzu"The universe is an implacable force sans any intention period."
-- Physics 101,
Lesson 1: "The Horror! The Horror!"
* * *
In Dixie, all us kin...
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Categories:
pee pee, pain,
Form:
Sonnet
I'M Not a Baby, I'M ThreeGood morning Mommy and Dad
Today I will try not to be bad
I don't know what I want to eat
No! Not that cereal. It's not sweet
Mommy, I don't wanna sit on the baby pot
How come you...
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Categories:
pee pee, boy, child, grandson, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Boudain's Funeral Cold Piss With Dan Quayle In Dragbrocoli rob
smoke the hemp
the day after that mechanical man Al Gore took the stand
I couldn't cry over Bourdain
tried to see what he was up to next but it was too late
a Chinese man was in...
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Categories:
pee pee, anxiety, art,
Form:
Free verse
Adult Dark - No Adult Content At AllIt's the last afternoon and we run for the school bus,
me and my brother, Mick, finally free,
'cos it's summer vacation, no teachers, no homework,
all the time in the world, well, a clear month or three.
We...
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Categories:
pee pee, family, old, old,
Form:
Quatrain
I Hope You DanceI hope you Dance..
One thing I have learnt , especially with this boy, Oh!! for the mind of a child..We need to view things from a child's perspective.
With children there is a dance for...
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Categories:
pee pee, child, dance, fun, humor, inspiration,
Form:
Footle
I Am DanI am Dan, to some, Dan The Man
I peed my pants for too long
to be the man.
Before I say why; know,
it will make me cry.
Will it you? Or only sigh.
To sigh or cry, let...
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Categories:
pee pee, abuse, freedom,
Form:
Free verse
Nocturia, Rap, Lyric, Crossoverooh! wee!
I've gotsta gets
up and pee
it is the late night's
wee, wee!
i gotsta go and pee-e
can't hold it in
it about to
blow in thee wind
can't hold it back
its about to be
a late night
warm water attack
so grab it
by...
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Categories:
pee pee, dance, funny, giggle, hip hop, humorous, music,
Form:
Lyric
Pee-Pee RetentionWhen I was younger and I thought of old age
Thought we all became senile at this elderly stage
It appears I was wrong, I can still go potty
And able to dress this tired old body
Try as...
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Categories:
pee pee, age, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
The Gender ConstructHoo Ha or pee pee
Trouser or skirt
Football or Barbie
What can it hurt
Pink or blue
Stiletto or flat
Pantie or brief
Where are you at?
Sugar and spice
Snips and snails
Flip it over
Always comes up tails
Tough Tom
Nelly Nancy...
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Categories:
pee pee, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Nature CallsNature calls and I don't mean coyotes
Got a panicky feeling down to my toe-sies
Till the next rest stop to hold it I'll try
Got everything crossed including my eyes
Don't ask me questions, can't answer right now
Really...
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Categories:
pee pee, funny, nature, me,
Form:
Couplet
Kamikazeough, two the window two to shore
rrgh..hey penny one penny tri penny three
elegant hands stay with the script
repeat stage 1,2,3...
Molech was here he was gone for a while
Sunshine boy
Brother Moon & Sister Sun,
remember me in...
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Categories:
pee pee, anxiety, art,
Form:
Free verse
Happy Mother's DayTo the mother's I do know,
To the mother's I don't know,
Tomorrow is your day,
You showed love,
You showed you care,
You went all out your way to be there,
You cooked,
You cleaned,
You washed their dirty jeans,
Mother...
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Categories:
pee pee, family, love, mother,
Form:
Free verse
OHere you go
My lovely child
So eager and wild
Ready to see the world
And all the ugliness it has to offer?
I have a digital snack to proffer
Touch, tap, and swipe
Entertain the...
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Categories:
pee pee, computer, internet, lust, men, sexy,
Form:
Free verse
Poppy TeaCan't drink too much poppy tea
Spilt it down my dressing gown
...
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Categories:
pee pee, flower, good night, rain, spring,
Form:
Lyric
Ode To a Mistake Men MakeYes I did it, it was me
When I had to go pee pee
I never put the seat back down
Now my woman wears a frown
Her white toilet is now yellow
I am such a stupid fellow
In trouble...
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Categories:
pee pee, men, satire, silly, sleep, wife,
Form:
Rhyme