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Pant Poems - Poems about Pant


Pant-less to look silly
There’s too little in life to bestow boon, So much pain to rob us the warmth of noon, So, to inject some fun, Warmth to winter’s dull sun, To honour tradition At a sub-way station, Impart levity to one afternoon, Let’s look pant-less silly-- All us, Tom and Billy. __________________ Happenings|24.01.2025| humour, laughter, fun Poet’s note: no trousers tube ride was first held in...

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Categories: pant, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
White Pant Death Warrant
Blood - thirsty Agitators: Their leader's imitators; All the wild participants With their slogans for drunk chants And they all had pitch - Black pants: The first thing Black Union grants White's your doom just transparent, One's white pant one's Death Warrant! Thirst for fresh blood inherent, One's bleeding corpse to parent We're the Huge Elephants For no business with crushed ants What our legs do, too,...

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Categories: pant, black african american, conflict,
Form: Rhyme



Inspired By Poem Gram Shree By Sumitra Nandan Pant
Spread on the vast farm,dew-drenched grasses as soft as silk, Embrace the bright sun rays, and glow like some gleaming milk! On the frolic colourful flowers, fickle the frivolous butterflies! Mingles with the brown land, on the horizon, the endless sky! With red-golden flaunting fruits, smother the mild mango trees, While sitting on the leaves less peepal, sing the nightingale...

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Categories: pant, 8th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Pant a Loon
What women stuff in their knickers Would scare the Hell out of vicars But girls must know Win, Place, and Show The Best of Blue Ribbon liquors...

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Categories: pant, word play,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Women's Pant Pockets
I know there are many examples of gender equality issues but I wish to write about women's pant pockets be they jeans or other pants . . . the pockets in women's pants are tiny and useless but men's pockets are large enough for a wallet, a cell, keys and maybe things we do not even want to know...

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Categories: pant, life,
Form: Verse



Premium Member Holy Pant-
I come before you holy; Ah! but the pebbles on my feet are so rough; The mack daddy will flee, in pants of poly; Forgot to check for cars first though; Hope is never hopeless; Alas, my leg of dry gangrene, hath fallen off again; Where's the Scotch tape? In a dress? A dress, address; Out west, is where I went,...

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Categories: pant, analogy, word play,
Form: Free verse
Pant Scent
She bought the underwear I am wearing, The blankets I am sleeping in: The pots I am cooking in: The lotion I am smearing on my skin; All I have are her pants To remind me of her beautiful scent; I am tired of living like a fool, Away from the only love I know; I didn't want to write, I am having strange dreams I...

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Categories: pant, sorry,
Form: Alexandrine
How White Is Your Pant
How white is your pant that you boast? Every pant wore within is dirty and smelling, How white is your singlet that you shoulder high As if you own the whole air that walks around? Tell the children that died before their time That nature cheated them before they came. How white is your mouth that you smile always? Close a little...

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Categories: pant, abuse, africa, animal, anti
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member A Pant-Less Lady
A pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled up his braces then gave her lots of brandy alas he could not undo his breeches A pant-less lady liked to go places one has to admit she is barmy as her wares she discloses...

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Categories: pant, fun, humor, humorous,
Form: Verse
Fancy Pant
love to prance willing to take a chance it cloth or new too red white and blue loves to dance they call him FANCY PANTS...

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Categories: pant, adventure, dance, freedom,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Pant
Hold me you bloody fool make love to my mind cover me with your embrace tamper with my wants enter into my needs shower me with moon lit kisses drown me within your passionate glow stop breathe sigh and touch me...

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Categories: pant, happiness, me,
Form: Chant Royal

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