A Pant-Less Lady

A pant-less lady
liked to go places
she was rather bawdy
and liked to loosen her laces

she was spied by a grandee
he pulled up his braces
then gave her lots of brandy
alas he could not undo his breeches

A pant-less lady
liked to go places
one has to admit she is barmy
as her wares she discloses
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Guzzi Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 4:01 PM
Oh yes what David said There once was a oant-less lady ....shady etc. Light & Love
Williams Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 3:53 PM
Shadow I like this bit you should try and convert it into two limericks it suits the flow, well done…David
Hamilton Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 4:00 PM
ty David I appreciate your feedback Shadow x smile hug
Dome Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 1:51 PM
ha ha. very funny well done Has to read the title twice. take care Pete. very naughty.
Hamilton Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 2:12 PM
ha ha Peter just frivolous fun ty Shadow x smile hug
Dunn Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 1:42 PM
Not my favorite of your writes but it is well done, thank you for your comments on my rose write. cheri
Hamilton Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 2:13 PM
hi Cheri ty for your honesty Shadow x smile hug
Andresen Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 1:27 PM
- To be read with a smile on your mouth :) - well done, Shadow ! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
Hamilton Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 2:14 PM
indeed a smile Anne Lise ty so much Shadow x smile hug
Kendrick Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 1:07 PM
Interesting work..Sounds like a 1920 Flapper ...Enjoyed reading your creative work..I was delighted to hear that my work had placed in your contest..I enjoyed writing that one for it brought back a memory of childhood..Thanks...Sara
Hamilton Avatar
January 6, 2014 at 2:11 PM
ty Sara just a bit of fin you deserved your place I was pleased to see some new faces do well Shadow x smile hug
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