Pant a Loon

What women stuff in their knickers
Would scare the Hell out of vicars
But girls must know
Win, Place, and Show
The Best of Blue Ribbon liquors
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Wolf Avatar
June 10, 2021 at 7:54 PM
Oy! I just got it. You certainly have an 'impish impulse' there, Rico. lol. Clever-as-ever you remain! ~ gw
Flood Avatar
June 10, 2021 at 3:24 PM
I’m gonna be here all night... I’m normally good at this kinda thing... but I ain’t seeing it. Don’t tell me what I’m not seeing, it’ll spoil it for other readers. I’ll just keep looking into those damned knickers. Terry
Leffanta Avatar
June 11, 2021 at 11:23 AM
You write a POTD about cunnilingus and still don't get it?
Hankins Avatar
June 9, 2021 at 12:24 PM
Awwww. It took me a while, but I think I got it. Excellent, my friend, just excellent!
Bauer Avatar
June 9, 2021 at 12:12 PM
i had to read it twice, rico, so now i get jan's warning! funny!
Leffanta Avatar
June 9, 2021 at 11:02 AM
Jan's WARNING: If you work in a church or office, do NOT read this limerick out loud!
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