Oysters Poems | Examples

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Premium Member Empty Nets and Comfy Oysters

The mollusks sleep
in jagged beds of salt,
brine decor,
and desired obscurity

While my desperate nets heave, HEAVE
but come up
with skinny crabs 
and empty dreams

Color the sky and sea romantic
Call the birds
to offer movement to the canvas

Anything that takes prying
should be left unopened,
like sawing through bone and lace

My hands agree
holding soggy ropes

There Are Not Enough Oysters Now

There are not enough Oysters—now—
The Tide—has turned away—
Sweet—Salty—Pink—their Secret Flesh—
Once blushed beneath the Sky—

The Rocks—retreat—like faithful Friends—
Too long—the Sea—has pled—
For Pearls—that once were whispered—round—
Are faint—like Ghosts—of Bread—

The Stone Crab—waits—in patient Grief—
Its Claws—a Prayer—unsaid—
The Hand—too late—remembers Grace—
When this great Feast— we Ate—

So Nature—keeps—a Book of Loss—
And writes—in Salt—Her Psalms—
While Human Hunger—counts the Cost—
And empties—out—Her Palms—

What I Found Inside The Oyster

What I found inside one Oyster —
Was not a Pearl — of Sea —
But something soft — as Wonder —
That trembled — quietly —

It had no luster — save the Thought —
That Beauty might be small —
Enough to fit — within the shell —
That scarcely shone — at all —

The Tide went out — and left me —
Its secret — in my hand —
That Wealth — is not a Substance —
But what we understand —


Oysters

I swallow the living grey flesh whole,
its salt-slick body
sliding down my throat like a small death
I chose to welcome.
The shell cracked open,
exposed—
raw.

Li Po Eating Raw Oysters, Drinking Wine

Beneath the moon's pale gleam, I sit alone,
The sea's cool breath weaving through my robes.
Upon my lips, the ocean's secrets flow—
Each oyster a pearl of the world untold.

Their brine whispers of the tides' long song,
Of ships lost, of lovers waiting in vain.
A sip of wine softens the sea's harsh kiss,
Its fire dancing where salt once reigned.

Oh, life is fleeting, 
like white foam on the crest of green waves,
But here I linger, a guest in deep sleep.
Wine and shell, the night's treasures, I keep,
And toast the stars, in there bare silver light.

Who needs tomorrow when tonight is this sweet?
The sea, the wine, and the world at my feet.

Premium Member Oysters

The sea scatters oyster shells on its shores,
adorning Gaia with its treasured gifts.
Oysters have shed pearls since the dinosaurs;
seeding sandy beaches between tide shifts.

Mother-of-pearl colors a glassy sky
as Dawn merges with the blue of the sea.
And time is in no hurry to slip by,
escorting endless waves ashore carefree.

Sol's light gilds the sand, and gold filigree
set with quartz crystals sparkles in the sun.
And an oyster open for all to see
proudly holds a pearl that Nature has spun.

The sea bestows its riches on the Earth,
where humans can appreciate their worth.


Miles of Cubic Stones

Nine mile water pipe.


Ponosse ergo
Godzilla saw
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Letourneau g175
Saws fractum 2012 Aps
Forage
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Chain trencher
Sandvik dd42zie
Hw300
Mega tunnel boring machine
Mb r800dru cutter
Long wall shredder
Dc drum cutter
Roof top water harvesting.

Premium Member Amorous Food Poisoning

Date fed me oysters with amorous intent
Food poisoning struck me,  I heard his lament.



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Premium Member Oysters

There is a stall down by the dock
Selling the freshest seafood stock.
Creatures in shells, caught just offshore.
Live oysters there for eating raw. 
Each one sealed up and watertight.
To prise open it is a fight.
Down in one, living flesh slither.
Sudden burst of ocean flavour.
Only these ones you eat alive
If you expect to stay alive.

Oysters help keep men in the pink
As they contain a lot of zinc.
Tis healthy food without a doubt.
Best washed down with some Irish stout. 
Now Casanova knew the score,
As he ate live oysters galore.
He knew how to play a good game
Eating fresh oysters without shame.
There is a stall down by the dock
Selling the freshest seafood stock.

Premium Member Rocky Mountain Oysters

Cookie, fire-up yer chuck wagon 'cause th' round-up is begun!
Us cowpokes is gonna cull th' herd frum dawn to th' settin' sun!
We is gonna supply you wid th' cookin's fer our chuck tonight;
Heaps uv good ol' Rocky Mountain oysters broiled fer our delight!

It'll be a hot an' dusty trail as we drive 'em frum th' chaparral,
An' herd them cantankerous kine fer brandin' in th' ol' corral!
It'll take a heap uv sweat an' a lot uv cussin' to git 'em movin', alright,
But it'll be worth it, 'cause we is feedin' on Rocky Mountain oysters tonight!

Usin' our cuttin' hosses we'll rope an' wrestle th' bulls to th' ground.
There we'll brand an' neuter 'em as they beller an' kick around!
We'll be bruised an' kicked fer little pay but that'll be alright,
'Cause we is gonna enjoy a feast uv Rocky Mountain oysters tonight!

Us cowboys works hard wid little pay rollin' 'round in th' manure,
Convertin' bulls into steers; that's more'n them city fellers could endure!
But that's okay, 'cause at round-up time we gits a special treat;
Tonight we is gonna enjoy a feast uv Rocky Mountain oysters to eat!

Fried Oysters

When I got to Heaven,
God was gone

His desk cleaned out,
the Angels pawned

Not one scant sign,
he was ever there

Eviction notice,
pinned to his chair

My ride had left,
my ticket torn

No place to stay,
my hopes forlorn 

Looking down,
I saw the truth

The clouds were empty,
destitute

All tenets followed,
a promise made

Those things I dreamed of,
the church forbade

So here I stay, 
imprisoned high

No pearly gates
—the oysters fried

(Rosemont College: February, 2020)

The Oyster Speaks Up

A diner sits down
looking forward
to eating oysters

it was their season
after all

just as he was about
to pounce 
on the oysters

the head oyster spoke up
saying 

hey human what the hell
do you think you are doing

you think you have the right
to eat me?

that’s violating my human right
don’t ya think

the diner laughed
said to the oyster

shut up and accept 
it is your fate
to be eaten this date
just let me enjoy eating you

and you have no human rights
as you are in fact
not human don’t ya know

eating the complaining oyster
shutting him up 
as he ate him up

Premium Member Mountain Oysters For Ladies Brunch

Mountain oyster stew for lunch
Lovely for an old ladies’ brunch
They down them with glee
Happy as crones can be
I do not think they have a hunch

Oysters Bay and Point Can Tell

Oyster's Bay And Point Can Tell,

Where The Pearls Of Light Do Dwell.

Along The Meat Of Muscled Shell,

Across Points Bay, ... Feat, Feat, We Shall!

Premium Member Mountain Oysters Yum Yum

Mountain oysters so tasty until 
You get knowledge from mean cousin Bill.
But before I found out
Gave them enormous shout
I hate to admit I ate my fill!

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