The Oyster Speaks Up

A diner sits down looking forward to eating oysters it was their season after all just as he was about to pounce on the oysters the head oyster spoke up saying hey human what the hell do you think you are doing you think you have the right to eat me? that’s violating my human right don’t ya think the diner laughed said to the oyster shut up and accept it is your fate to be eaten this date just let me enjoy eating you and you have no human rights as you are in fact not human don’t ya know eating the complaining oyster shutting him up as he ate him up