Notes About The Poem

For those who may not know, mountain oysters is a delicate dish made of bull testicles. 

Mountain Oysters Yum Yum

Mountain oysters so tasty until 
You get knowledge from mean cousin Bill.
But before I found out
Gave them enormous shout
I hate to admit I ate my fill!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Mcferran Avatar
July 30, 2019 at 11:49 PM
Thanks for the warning! ;D hahahaa (My, but isn't poetry educational?!)
Krutsinger Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 4:15 AM
It can be. I had to throw this one in. It was too good after I thought of it.
Mchattie Avatar
July 28, 2019 at 4:13 PM
Ewwww!!! But then again... that's what some cultures say about Kraft Dinner. Have a great day.
Krutsinger Avatar
July 28, 2019 at 9:16 PM
I love Kraft Dinner! You too!
Rodrigues Avatar
July 27, 2019 at 8:15 PM
LOL! Who knew! A test-y treat ;)
Krutsinger Avatar
July 28, 2019 at 7:11 AM
Well aware, I have actually managed to not eat any.
Allison Avatar
July 27, 2019 at 6:48 PM
yeuk yeuk and double yeuk lol thanks for the giggle Caren ... no bull you made me lol:-) hugs jan xx
Krutsinger Avatar
July 28, 2019 at 7:11 AM
I am so glad you saw this one. I wrote it hoping you would.
Theraven Avatar
July 27, 2019 at 3:46 PM
Caren, Not in a million years. Or at least until the haggis runs low. -Richard
Krutsinger Avatar
July 27, 2019 at 4:05 PM
Hahahahahahaha I never pictured you prissy in any way. Still don't Richard! Hahahahahahaha.
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