Dog Nonsense Poems | Examples
These Dog Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Dog. These are the best examples of Nonsense Dog poems written by international poets.
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Sal saw sea
beyond the seesaw
but
did her fish suit swimming
in a flashy swimsuit
Doug, her dog
at the pantomime
groans a panting moan
then
Sal, fish and Doug
did a selfie on her phone
I thought to bring you
a rose...but roses, short lived
dry, and fall petally away --
I thought to bring you a
manufactured heart: made of
chocolate or silk
but substitutes for you
have always been wrong
from the start
so, I showed up empty handed
and the dog and cat
tore me apart....
a dog and a frog
who stood on a spoon
and went round the town
in their dressing gown
said the dog to the frog
oh lets spoon to the moon
so they jumped up and down
and the spoon left the ground
look look oh look at the moon
how truly exciting said the dog
spoon spoon we went on a spoon
would you believe it said the frog
to the moon to the moon
travelled the dog and the frog
yes they went on a spoon
and thus ends this short epilogue
there's something intrinsically poetic about lists…
1.
bread (wholemeal)
twelve eggs
solar panels
occasional frogs
corporate lawyers
steam
2.
onions (red)
tomatoes (finely chopped)
garlic (four cloves)
fireman's ladder (aluminium)
disparity (secretly hidden)
mildness (abundant)
gluttony (almost definite)
mozzarella (abridged)
3.
clean sink
dirty sink
point un-necessarily
wear wetsuit and carry surfboard in populated area
shirk responsibilities
vacuum dog
hide
reappear (nearly palindromic)
borrow an eagle
book car in to be painted yellow
buy a bucket
start new list
wave wave wave
a mouth an ocean
tongue slobbering like a big slobbery dog
licking my face
wave wave wave
zave mave jave
licking my face an ocean wave
mouth of the boisterous dog
vave kave bave
wave wave wave
I drown near too near
but by the dog save
and to the shore gave
or the mouth my grave
wave wave wave
so walking through the forest
out walking on a walk
passing tree after tree after tree
then a tree showed me its bark
interesting I thought
and so too did my dog
who excitedly barked back
we had a crazy crazy walk
the tree and my dog had a talk
Me
And so there I was
in a house, but it wasn't a house
it was a shop, but not any old shop
it was my house and I ran
but I didn't run like me I ran
like a dog but I wasn't a dog I was me
but I ran on all fours
but as I ran I clawed at the path
grabbing great pleats of path
and tried to drag it under me
but what was in front of me
stayed there and wouldn't end up
behind me and so I ran but didn't run
through my house that was a shop
with a path inside but I was outside
my house that wasn't my house
gaining no ground at all.
Friend
(Looking up from his phone)
Weird. I don't remember mine.
Same again? My round.
once a small dog named joe willie
complained that his mouth felt silly
for every night
he chomped and he bite
a can of alumn spiced chili.
I think of scary things, it seems,
As dogs that jump like cats, in dreams.
They say I spend too much time caring
With no reasons for such scaring;
That, I should learn to relax at night;
But coyotes in trees give me a fright.
Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were gone quick and neatly,
Devoured completely"
Another witness
Says, "'twas one, not two or none
Lucky to remain"
Judge asked the witness,
"If each pooch ate the other
Which was out, which in?"
A surprise witness
Loudly shouts, "there were two, they
Switched identities"
Had a big dog for to tend the sheep
Small dog for a ratter while we sleep
Old spot for all to pet
Growler for warn he let
All had a job and work for their keep
A cat and a dog, marinated delight,
In a frying pan, they engaged in a fight,
Their sizzles did soar,
Mom kicked the pan, what a roar!
Dinner was ruined that unfortunate night!
One day I was walking down the street,
and out of nowhere I got poop bombed.
By a strange looking bird, and I screamed
WTF! He could have at least said in coming,
watch out or look out! All I got was a smirk
and a flap of the wings! I thought to myself
this day couldn’t get any worse, but it did!
As I continued walking I stepped in a pile of
fresh dog poop and you guessed it I yelled
WTF again, the dog nor his owner was no-
where to be found, they both were missing
in action. Later on that day I filed a police
report because dog and owner needs to
be arrested not later but immediately.
So if you see someone yelling WTF
at the top of the lungs they probably
had a Sh%t encounter on that day!
05/30/2023
My good dog he's getting old
Slowing down and not so bold
To lazy to bark
Slow walk in the park
Still keeps me warm when I get cold
You’ve got to have a certain knack
when opening your Silly Sack;
the beasts within will soon attack
with no hold barred, no turning back.
Now these are not the monstrous sort,
it’s just that they do not comport.
Of mischief, they are never short,
treat mayhem like it is a sport.
Prepare for giggles, snorts, and laughs,
guffaw at awkward giraffe gaffes,
where pigs with dirt soap take mud baths,
where self-signed cars give autographs.
Juno the dog is in there too;
you know what she likes best to do.
She’ll give horse rides, and when we’re through,
we’ll see our parents at the zoo!
So loose the drawstring, open wide;
heck, you might even jump inside!
A Silly Sack’s the place to hide -
with imagination as your guide!
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I wrote this as quatrains first, then remembered the contest and wrote it as limericks - frankly, I like the quatrains better...