Dog Nonsense Poems
These Dog Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Dog. These are the best examples of Nonsense Dog poems written by international poets.
Sal, Fish And Dougoh
Sal saw sea
beyond the seesaw
but
did her fish suit swimming
in a flashy swimsuit
Doug, her dog
at the pantomime
groans a panting moan
then
Sal, fish and Doug
did a...
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nonsense, animal, dog, fun, humorous,
Valentine DilemmaI thought to bring you
a rose...but roses, short lived
dry, and fall petally away --
I thought to bring you a
manufactured heart: made of
chocolate or silk
but...
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heart, humorous, inspirational, nonsense,
Smoked FishPut a flipper on a kipper if you want to toast a seal
Put a bloater in a toaster for a better fitting meal
If the...
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fish, food, nonsense,
Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog RapBlind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap
Yo, gather 'round the table, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a blind man named Benny, he was never...
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nonsense, adventure, animal, best friend,
A Dog And A Frog On A Spoona dog and a frog
who stood on a spoon
and went round the town
in their dressing gown
said the dog to the frog
oh lets spoon to the...
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nonsense, crazy, fun, humorous, imagery,
Liststhere's something intrinsically poetic about lists…
1.
bread (wholemeal)
twelve eggs
solar panels
occasional frogs
corporate lawyers
steam
2.
onions (red)
tomatoes (finely chopped)
garlic (four cloves)
fireman's ladder (aluminium)
disparity (secretly hidden)...
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nonsense, fun, funny, humorous, life,
Wave Wave Wave - Surrealism Nonsense Poetrywave wave wave
a mouth an ocean
tongue slobbering like a big slobbery dog
licking my face
wave wave wave
zave mave jave
licking my face an ocean wave
mouth of...
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nonsense, dog, fun, humorous, metaphor,
Ouch! A Crazy Day Outso walking through the forest
out walking on a walk
passing tree after tree after tree
then a tree showed me its bark
interesting I thought
and so too did...
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nonsense, children, dog, fun, funny,
Dream Analysis With A FriendMe
And so there I was
in a house, but it wasn't a house
it was a shop, but not any old shop
it was my house and I...
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nonsense, dream, fun, funny, humorous,
joe willie
once a dog named joe willie
complained his mouth felt silly
for every night
he chomped and he bite
cans of alumn spiced chili.
...
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nonsense, best friend, dog, food,
Reasons to WorryI think of scary things, it seems,
As dogs that jump like cats, in dreams.
They say I spend too much time caring
With no...
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nonsense, animal, anxiety, cat, dog,
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were...
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nonsense, animal, dog, funny, humor,
Working DogsHad a big dog for to tend the sheep
Small dog for a ratter while we sleep
Old spot for all to pet
Growler for warn he let
All...
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nonsense, animal, dog, jobs,
A Cat and a DogA cat and a dog, marinated delight,
In a frying pan, they engaged in a fight,
Their sizzles did soar,
Mom kicked the pan, what a roar!
Dinner was...
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nonsense,
WtfOne day I was walking down the street,
and out of nowhere I got poop bombed.
By a strange looking bird, and I screamed
WTF! He...
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nonsense,