Wtf
One day I was walking down the street,
and out of nowhere I got poop bombed.
By a strange looking bird, and I screamed
WTF! He could have at least said in coming,
watch out or look out! All I got was a smirk
and a flap of the wings! I thought to myself
this day couldn’t get any worse, but it did!
As I continued walking I stepped in a pile of
fresh dog poop and you guessed it I yelled
WTF again, the dog nor his owner was no-
where to be found, they both were missing
in action. Later on that day I filed a police
report because dog and owner needs to
be arrested not later but immediately.
So if you see someone yelling WTF
at the top of the lungs they probably
had a Sh%t encounter on that day!
05/30/2023
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