Mutton Poems - Poems about Mutton

From the Book OOh-Us

...
Miss Percy and Mister Pasmer
decided to jump the broom
they would marry in December,
 February or June
the perfection of coupling
they wished to have a ball
a celebration for freinds and fami...

Billionaires hunker down in their Queenstown bunker lairs

...
Let’s pester Uncle Fester

After dafter Luxon 

Pushed the button

Welcomed every glutton

To the isles of mutton


Theme of the meme

Team New Zealand 

It does seem

No longer a
...

And then?

...Then? What then?

What about the 
Bare legs 
Seeking address 

Wait. Be a snail.
Then the hours 
Began undressing 

And then?

Wait.
No unleashed 
Impulses.

The earth tilts 
Towards...

Mr Pijin

...Mono Aluminum Pijin they called him. A rascal and a sailor. He buys beef jerky by the bucket. He shaved his beard with a hand carved whale bone. They roll the flanks of mutton in braided lamb chitter...

Mr Pijin

...Mono Aluminum Pijin they called him. A rascal and a sailor. He buys beef jerky by the bucket. He shaved his beard with a hand carved whale bone. They roll the flanks of mutton in braided lamb chitter...

Biryani

...
Blended spices mixed and
      boiled with chicken and rice, 
Best with mutton or prawns, 
      but tastes good even with
basic fresh vegetables! 
      ...

Mango Mellow Madness

...MAngo Mellow Madness
M's

1.
Mango Mellow Madness
Mapping Meandering meaningless memories
of Malice with Mirthful mourning
What messy Magma monstrosities
Best to murder them
Hmphf ( angrily)...

Blue

...There once was a puppy named blue
Who demolished his master’s good shoe?
So they gave him a bone
With some mutton left on
And now he has something to chew
...

HAUNTED HOUSE

...
     Far from city in haunted house 
    lived Macro mouse and Micro mouse.
    Macro fond of Micro : His spouse.
    Also stayed with them little louse.
     
    From roof crawling down octo...

They Are Eating The Dogs

...They are eating the dogs
They are eating the cats
They are eating the pets
They are eating the wild hogs.

In the early 20th “c”, Germans used to eat blockade mutton
That’s absolute truth. It’s...

Halloween Horror

...
                                                                    
   Octopus spinning twisting terrifying tentacles.
     Witty witch showing black magic doing miracles.
    Vampires flying a...

Milton of Croton

...Which speaks: or yo whom is in
concern
competion among contenders
to be champion one must
wait his turn
ranked among the best one must
chore and labor
to stand head tall above the rest
one mu...

YESTERDAY a refrain

...Toasted teacakes,parmesan cheese
Croquetted chicken,fricasees;
Apple dumplings,yogurt creamed
Welsh mutton,in pudding,steamed.

Baked Alaska,Banbury cake
Lyons ices with  Cadbury flake;
Gorgan...

When Sheep Play Poker

..."A straight!  Two-three, five-six and eight,"
but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight;
you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump."
Bright chortles burbled round the stump
till Jingles raised, "Two straws...

Insomnia

...
     I'm wide awake and cannot sleep,
     That's when I started counting sheep.
     I began, with ten little lambs,
     And then with two, headbutting rams.
     Then three that graze the Vi...

• Short Mutton Poems
• Famous Mutton Poems
• Best Mutton Poems
• Read Mutton Poems
• Long Mutton Poems
• Mutton Quotes