Mutton Poems | Examples

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Premium Member WITCHCRAFT

     Weird Witch cunning most sitting with scary ghost
      eating rotten mutton toast and burnt butter toast.
      Octopus spinning twisting terrifying tentacles
      Witty Witch showing black magic, doing miracles.

     Ghostly Gibbous Moon peeps through clouds, winks wizard.
    Nocturnal owl whirling eyes turns back to attack limping lizard.
    Eight eyes of black widow sparkled through wide window.
     Moon cast ghostly shadow os shrubs in adjacent meadow.

     Vigorous going on scry Halloween Dance.   
      All are  exulted , hated to miss the chance.
      Violent Viper always hyper continue shedding tears
      ' I love you , Dear' to whisper close to my ears.

       Wicked Witch danced in guise of Fairy.
       Suddenly showed her face weird scary.
       Emerald eyed Mini Cat chased macro mouse.    
      arranging party in dark haunted log house.

    Jumper Vampire hugged me swift to inspire.
      gifting , a shiny sapphire : Me ! About to expire.
      Vultures and Hawks coming in flocks ringing gingle bells.
       Me in party at haunted house trembling and heart fails.

Land of the Long White Lie



Must pester Uncle Fester our national jester

Mr dome chrome time to buy another home?


Property cartels fed cahoots loots free to roam

Like we’re being led by the laughing gnome


Coalition behind demolition of OG ancestor

Don’t let it fester about every oversea investor


Cannot cotton on to what’s wrong.. polyester

Kiwis remember embers of being a protestor

 
They were told awhile before the war make sure

To stockpile fossil fuels.. because more is more

They wouldn’t listen Oil companies shares glisten


Billionaire backed..society cracked or is it fracked

Fast tracked as guess who gets whacked the Poor!


Luxon adoring every glutton pushes that button

Haughty and naughty lies flies in roaring forties

Ignoring us imploring see the nexus of the exodus

As its lambs to the slaughter on the isles of mutton

Premium Member Leisure Suit - Seventies 'Cool'

  	mutton-chop sideburns

          bellbottoms... flowery, flared
              
             chic… chains and chest hairs


Premium Member A Mutton Heart

a mutton heart
sharpened, wizened
disheartened

Just a Woman

Eat my flesh
As you take my voice
Smother me with commands
And take away my rights
You hate my kind,
hate my given anatomy
Yet you still want more of a “mutton dressed as lamb”
Even though i “defy” your masculinity and “steal” away your careers
You still want more.
I ask you this while still being under your eye.
Am I still a man's daughter?
Or am I just your easy game?
Doesn't really matter in the end.
I am just a woman.

Premium Member Carnage Voyeurs

   Mother Nature makes little piglets and lambs
      We humans slaughter them for mutton and ham 

   Lest you think mankind unusually cruel
      Ponder what lions and tigers do for their fuel


And then?

Then? What then?

What about the 
Bare legs 
Seeking address 

Wait. Be a snail.
Then the hours 
Began undressing 

And then?

Wait.
No unleashed 
Impulses.

The earth tilts 
Towards the sun 
Here in India

Dusk thickens 
In California 
Legs in line 
Mostly bare
For the dancing hall 
Sea and seagulls
Some vultures too
Mingled with the 
Moneylenders 
Waves and wavelets 
Tipsy and tottering 
Hard orange pieces 
In pursuit of 
soft ones 
Twilight in the bottle 
Exuberance in deluge 

Here the legs
And hands 
Raise the curtain 
Bread and butter 
Poetry and Mathematics 
Computers and 
Greenfields 
Fish and mutton 

Then? And then?
Then? What then?

Mr Pijin

Mono Aluminum Pijin they called him. A rascal and a sailor. He buys beef jerky by the bucket. He shaved his beard with a hand carved whale bone. They roll the flanks of mutton in braided lamb chitterlings, and roast them fair and square. The sauce is sweet nuff for dipping. As He crosses his legs to raise his pinky in the air. Far to perfect is the evening, might a woman wish to dance.  She'd be greasy if she lean on me, cause I wiped the grease on my pants.

Mr Pijin

Mono Aluminum Pijin they called him. A rascal and a sailor. He buys beef jerky by the bucket. He shaved his beard with a hand carved whale bone. They roll the flanks of mutton in braided lamb chitterlings, and roast them fair and square. The sauce is sweet nuff for dipping. As He crosses his legs to raise his pinky in the air. Far to perfect is the evening, might a woman wish to dance.  She'd be greasy if she lean on me, cause I wiped the grease on my pants.

Biryani

Blended spices mixed and
      boiled with chicken and rice, 
Best with mutton or prawns, 
      but tastes good even with
basic fresh vegetables! 
      Blast of flavoured richness! 
Bewitching special treat!

Premium Member Blue

There once was a puppy named blue
Who demolished his master’s good shoe?
So they gave him a bone
With some mutton left on
And now he has something to chew

Premium Member HAUNTED HOUSE

     Far from city in haunted house 
    lived Macro mouse and Micro mouse.
    Macro fond of Micro : His spouse.
    Also stayed with them little louse.
     
    From roof crawling down octopus.
     Swooping the vulture valorous.
     Horrifying notorious.
     Me at nook frightened, oblivious.

     Wicked weird witch is cunning most, 
     sitting with her friend scary ghost.
       relishing rotten mutton roast 
       and charcoal burnt hard butter toast.

      Shedding tears violent viper.
      turning hysteric and hyper.
      Suddenly jumped champion jumper :
       Owner of the house : large vampire.

Premium Member They Are Eating The Dogs

They are eating the dogs
They are eating the cats
They are eating the pets
They are eating the wild hogs.

In the early 20th “c”, Germans used to eat blockade mutton
That’s absolute truth. It’s a shame that this felon
Is desperate and going wild. The dude is a pathological liar
Who will do anything. He’s a tremendous cheater.

Immigrants do not eat the pets
Especially Haitians who love chickens
Tassot or griot meats, black rice and beans.

Haitians love Soup Joumou with lots of carrots
Haitians enjoy one of the best cuisines on the planet
Liar, liar, nobody is perfect. That’s correct.

Copyright © October 2024, Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of numerous collections of poetry.

Premium Member YESTERDAY a refrain

Toasted teacakes,parmesan cheese
Croquetted chicken,fricasees;
Apple dumplings,yogurt creamed
Welsh mutton,in pudding,steamed.

Baked Alaska,Banbury cake
Lyons ices with  Cadbury flake;
Gorganzola buttered roll
Side salad oil drizzled,in a bowl.

Melba meringue,warm mince pies
Filet mignon,mushrooms and fries;
Sunday roast in dripping jelly
Onions and peppered tripe belly.

Trout poached,not microwaved
Slowly cooked,and no time saved;
Thick fishstock,bouillabaissed
Beefsteak so lightly braised.

Hash browns,sausage,gravy and mash
Casseroled stew or goulash;
Poached,simmered maybe pressure cooked
Tempting meals from Granma's book.

When Sheep Play Poker

"A straight!  Two-three, five-six and eight,"
but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight;
you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump."
Bright chortles burbled round the stump
till Jingles raised, "Two straws of hay,"
too rich for Fay-Fay: "I can't play,
though, know that ram hauled in by truck?
I thought he gave me … lotsa luck!"
Suzette guffawed, "Not luck you meant."
"Perv, pigsty's where your mind has went!"
"Well, we all know why he's brung here …"
"Too bad it's only once a year." 
"Who poofed?" sneered Molly, "That's so crass!
Wow, someone dined on rancid grass …"
Embarrassed Mildred urged, "Just play,
let's brighten up this gloomy day."
Belle brooded, "Yeah, dawn brings the shears …"
"Well you look cute, nude tail to ears."
"And your sagged udder shows you're old!"
Tense silence fell--that barb was bold--
but Alice, heedless, claimed, "Two pair!"
which drew the wrath of Mildred's stare:
"Two fives, a two with ten on top?
You're one stupid mutton chop …"

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