Short Mutton Poems
Short Mutton Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mutton by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mutton by length and keyword.
mutton-chop sideburns
bellbottoms... flowery, flared
chic… chains and chest hairs
Buttery asparagus
beef served on the bone
skate with caper mayonnaise
mutton chop curry
rhubarb and custard
From days gone
By !
Currently my favourite dish
is not mutton,chicken or fish
a soup of poetry
it's delicious, cost free
and I'm tasting it with great relish.
King size prawn cocktail hors d'oeuvre
Duchesse potatoes
Crown roasted ribs of mutton
Balmoral tarlets
Mint imperials
Bourbon bakes
Sheik!
My neighbor is a real glutton
At a feast, he gobbled much mutton,
Besides other meat,
Ate piles of sweet!
Now his trousers, he can’t button!!
Yam the ram is mean and a glutton
With his head he is always button
One day Yam Rammed Ewe
Ewe went in a stew
And since then they call Ewe mutton!
Roast Welsh mutton from Brecon
a Yorkshire pudding
A Melton Mowbray pork pie
Wensleydale cheese straws
Bakewell Tart and cream
Draught Bitter
Beer !
There once was a puppy named blue
Who demolished his master’s good shoe?
So they gave him a bone
With some mutton left on
And now he has something to chew
On the coals,mutton stew and
fresh pitta bread rolls;
the wedding was just lacking
red wine from the vine-
a word from a king
and all was
fine !
Full story of this vignette at John 2:1-11
mutton chop whiskers
grandpa puffs cherrywood pipe
dislodging smoke rings
6/22/2019
MagiCicada 13 or 17 Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Maureen McGreavy
Syllables: 5/7/5
Mother Nature makes little piglets and lambs
We humans slaughter them for mutton and ham
Lest you think mankind unusually cruel
Ponder what lions and tigers do for their fuel
You fixin' to get CLIPPED (clueless beast!)
Or dismembered for a mutton feast
Make a break from your breeders
Don't follow lyin' leaders!
Or you gonna' get FLEECED (at the least!)
***For Carolyn's Contest
Once there was a don called “Bang roseu”
His policy “vocabulary I bang when I speaku”
“Mutton, chicken coming going” he say
“All roam like goats, dogs and hen” to say
Bloody this boss is a guardian saint of education! bang roseu!
If Academia by the Military, be gifted Internet technology
Then Military replaced with what. The www.
If Internet was no more use and turned from lamb to mutton
What technology, do they hold now, those that will press the button.
Sexy Sardine:
Dishy
Fishy
Charming Swordfish
Darlin'
Marlin
Alaskan poacher gets mauled by a:
Polar's
Molars
After sex, bears often share a:
Yogi
Stogie
Snake Charmer:
Viper
Piper
Sheep Predator:
Mutton
Glutton
Blended spices mixed and
boiled with chicken and rice,
Best with mutton or prawns,
but tastes good even with
basic fresh vegetables!
Blast of flavoured richness!
Bewitching special treat!
They flattered me as an expert cook
Cuisine compliments with pride I took
Once cooked mutton biryani
Called close friends for company
At night in foodquake their stomachs shook.
August 2, 2019
Syllable count : 9/9/7/7/9
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Rikity Skikity
Rikity, Skikity, Mikity, Squawk
If you were a sheep how would you talk?
Would you talk flock or have mutton to say?
Tell me Rikity, Quikity, I pray.
If I were a sheep, I would not talk,
I'd sit in the fireside room, knit woollen sweaters,
And cradle a lamb, and rock...... Baaaaaaaaaaack and forth.
DRAT THAT DROUGHT
Relinquish water's recipe and rain from sky.
All rain dances done left California dry.
Ignited fires baked us like a Scottish mutton pie.
Now let us wash it down with RAIN and not with rye.
-Edlynn Nau
© November 9, 2015
Contest: Wind, Snow, or RAIN [AcrostRain]
Sponsor: Jan Allison
PLACED: SECOND PLACE
struggle for survivalist
houses crumbling
it is row of red mutton on butcher hook
next is you
why cheerup India
family system turned down
houses crumbling
it is row of red mutton on butcher hook
next is you
why cheerup India
right to life,unprotected
houses crumbling
it is row of red mutton on butcher hook
next is you
why cheerup india
Love fool's like us
Bottom of the dating pool
Trying to keep up with the Jones's
All about Eve
Heart on Sleeve
Love Cat's
Emotional Mushrooms
Raised in the Dark
By means of fertiliser
Retaining water
Love fool's like us
Lamb's to the slaughter
Made of Wool
Counting Sheep
Vegetarian
Lamb dressed up as Mutton
Mint Sauce
Alexander leaves now shiny green,
Young stems for a tender cusine;
Lambs lettuce in a salad course
Jacj in the Hedge with mutton sauce;
Sweet Cicely , Marjoram mix and thrive
On shingle bankswhere sa beet survives;
Tansy's spice scented for full flavour
Flowers in omlettes soon to savour;
Seasonal plants of an English clime
Medicine,herbs since ancient time.
PEEKING THROUGH THE KEYHOLE
Pretty puppy peeking through the keyhole.
Inside playing three kitten and one mole.
That was a haunted house.
Wandering macro mouse
chewing, relishing rotten mutton roll.
01/17/19
'SLAP THE MUSE AND TURN IT LOOSE' Contest by John Lawless
I tag them incidents
With no strict precedents:
A Hater-of-Elephant-Admirer-of-Tusk
A Critic-of-Perfume-User-of-Musk:
An Attacker-of-Night-Walks-Lover-of Dusk
A Consumer of Corn Teaser of Husk
An Enemy of Flour Friend of Rusk …
Also, who nightly tasks handle
But never bothered to near a candle
And A Class of Eaters of Mutton,
For more asking by touching their shirt button.
Mrs. Crow Mutton has a mission – the Antarctica or bust.
We were shocked when she ordered boots in red rust.
She ordered a down winter coat with a print on it too.
And a patterned knitted cap created by my Auntie Lou.
Why Antarctica? We asked her, for we wanted to know.
Because Michigan has never had enough sparkly snow.
And I love seeing my breath float out of my beak.
We saw her flying home to Ann Arbor the very next week.