Funny Lyric Poems

These Funny Lyric poems are examples of Lyric poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lyric Funny poems written by international poets.


Food Talk by Marcy Paulk Bonnette
Carrots talk
Peas sing
A poet is the tangerine

"Celery," said Lettuce.
"What?" Celery said.
"What do you dream of when you go to bed?"

"I dream of people's faces
Coming so...

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Categories: food, fruit,

Fortuitous Tea by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...

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Categories: family, food, friendship, fruit,



This ain't a goddam country song by roger turner
This Ain't a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn't write a Country Song

'Cause that's not how I roll

This song it...

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Categories: america, funny, music, nostalgia,

Smarter by Todd Aguilar Jr.
Smarter than a dolphin golfing a par five with two raging rabid bears

Smarter than a blind man walking up seven uneven stairs

Smarter than a clunky...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, golf,

Take Me from the City by Keith Dovoric
(after J. P.) 

I’ve been workin’ every morning
Since my sixteenth year of life
Have to leave my crying babies
And my sweet, consoling wife
But there is no...

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Categories: america, anxiety, city, farm,

Premium MemberPRAISE STOMP-- by James Edward Lee Sr.
PRAISE STOMP--
 
And if David danced before the LORD with all his might
This must have been a funny sight
To his brethren and fellow man 
David...

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Categories: appreciation, celebration, dance,

What Are You Going To Do Without Me Around by GeorgeKenneth Martin
The house is much quieter,
since you went away
I feel so much happier,
without you around
I'm glad your not here today,
to bitch me out
And my laundry's alot...

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Categories: heart, how i feel,

Premium MemberAdjust Your Attitude Dance Class by Caren Krutsinger
I walk into the AYA studio, apprehensive as I have never taken a dance class.
"Come on it!" Suzette, our dance master says. On the wall...

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Categories: dance, funny, humorous, introspection,

Long time, no see by Bud Cee
Here's a lighter bro
Spark up that home grown
Smoke going up ashes going down
This Indica ain't from around town
And I haven't seen you in a while
Since...

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Categories: friendship, funny,

Loony by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If...

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Categories: crazy, funny, happy, humor,

I want to Gamble by Bester Okwatsa
I want to gamble,
So let the highest bidder take my heart,
I won’t grumble,
As long as you treat me with a heart,
We might as well get...

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Categories: anxiety, desire, funny love,

Yo EM, by Mike Grant
Yo em whats up 
have you fried your brain fuck
I listened to you while i grew up 
I heard your depressed because your white 
Well...

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Categories: absence, anger, cheer up,

Premium MemberIm Coming Home by Kelly Hitchcock
Its 3:00 a.m. in the morning
The plane is finally touching down
It’s funny - my thoughts and feelings
Have already beaten me to the ground

I know this...

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Categories: love,

It's starry by Serge Lyrewing
Firewood in stove is singing
with the flame again, anew!
Sheep are in the sky; it’s meaning
that I sleep. Oh, yes, I knew.
I woke up with early...

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Categories: emotions, feelings, happy, hope,

Good night sweet day a lullaby by John Beam
The sun is tucked snuggly, in the cuddly sea,                ...

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Categories: baby, children, good night,

My Yippy Skippy Sweatheart by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
for Granny Artemis

You're myyyyyy....
Yippy Skippy Sweetheart
Make me Yip and Skip all day
When life is poop
And I'm stuck in the soup
There's one thing I can say:...

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Categories: dance, funny love, humorous,

Premium MemberThe Special Relationship Parody Anthems by Nick Trim
American National Anthem Parody.

Jose can you see, 
if the White House is still there?
it appears to have burned, 
as there's ash where it was.
But we...

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Categories: america, england, funny, giggle,

Jeff Mart Jingle by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Years ago I wrote a jingle for a real store.
They didn't know I did, but I did.




The soda pop shop
The soda pop shop
Be sure to...

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Categories: food, funny, music, silly,

Premium MemberYou just cant see it through by Kelly Hitchcock
I got your card and the flowers today
I guess you’re going to try this one more time
After all the pain you put me through
There’s not...

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Categories: lost love, love, love

hi yam ma min na muse sing papa by matthew harris
hull loo from the rip tide 'o this eastern sea board
of these united states - no always in a chord
with each other - sum give...

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Categories: lyric, 12th grade, age, character,