Funny Lyric Poems

ooh! wee!
I've gotsta gets
up and pee

it is the late night's
wee, wee!
i gotsta go and pee-e

can't hold it in
it about to
blow in thee wind

can't hold it...

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Santa’s helpers, take a break
From the toys they like to make
And just for love and pure funs sake
They dance the Santa Shuffle

Rudolph with his nose...

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Sad Elf

Empty bells, empty bells, 
they never ring, 
they can not sing, 
empty bells, empty bells...

I am small and took a fall, 
but after all,...

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Singing in the Dark

You are everything to me, 
why can’t you see, that you are…
X2

I wake up,
and breath you in, 
sometimes.
I want to cry
and then,...

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I know you are in pain, 
it's clear to see, 
that remain feel beat, 
you insult leave hard, 
you insult leave whole, 
and when acceptance...

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Tie your shoes
Step to the side
Let the gentlemen
Past you bye
You think it's
Funny slouching
around
I wish you'd
Start thinking
and ask me why
get it right the first time
Or get...

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Tie your shoes
Step to the side
Let the gentlemen
Past you bye
You think it's
Funny slouching
around
I wish you'd
Start thinking
and ask me why
get it right the first time
Or get...

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Tie your shoes
Step to the side
Let the gentlemen
Past you bye
You think it's
Funny slouching
around
I wish you'd
Start thinking
and ask me why
get it right the first time
Or get...

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Tie your shoes
Step to the side
Let the gentlemen
Past you bye
You think it's
Funny slouching
around
I wish you'd
Start thinking
and ask me why
get it right the first time
Or get...

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Tie your shoes
Step to the side
Let the gentlemen
Past you bye
You think it's
Funny slouching
around
I wish you'd
Start thinking
and ask me why
get it right the first time
Or get...

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Comedian Chris Rock once cracked wise
about black on black crime on stage. He joked that
on every Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr boulevard...

in America, one can...

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I woke up this morning to find no sun up in the sky 
So I jumped out of my bed in hopes to find out...

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I ask for so little
You refuse to open up your heart
Refuse to let me in

You turned our love into a game
Still think it’s funny
With me...

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I’m standing in the corner 
of a room named loneliness  
 
There are people all around me 
in their ties and fancy dress

They’re engaged...

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There our tenderness was,
It's not guilty of course,
that there is no it more,
that your knock in my door
I do not wait in silence,
Gravity, 
languor, 
violence
in...

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No Polyglot Here
By: Tom Wright
9-7-2019-

I’m no shade of polyglot,
It’s only English for me.
Italian, French, or German;
Now which would it be?

Learning another language,
Wouldn’t be germane.
From an...

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Just Tell Me What to Do

And, I, on a great schooner,
will sail away from you.
To another shore where 
freedom is.

To be loved for exactly who
I am.
For I...

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When we were younger
Our hearts and hands had melded
And brightened up a world

Then in winter, came snowstorms
And lightning, to burn up our shelter
A dragon roaring...

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Folks call me, they call me...
Unusual
They make, they make fun of me...
Call me unusual
So unkind, 
nothing but hatred and malice on their minds...

Father, Father God;'
Why?...

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Oom, bumba bumba bumba
Oom, bumba boo
Shoot the police and
Shooby dooby doo.

Oom, bumba bumba bumba
Oom, wumba woo
Shoot out on 42nd
Doo wacka doo....

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