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Funny Lyric Poems

These Funny Lyric poems are examples of Lyric poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lyric Funny poems written by international poets.


Tae a Mouse by Jinty Carrino
    Tae A Mouse   
      (Whit wid Robert Burns say!)

Ha’ where ye gon ye cowrin...

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Categories: celebration, creation, funny, humorous,

Premium MemberMoney Honey by Tom Wright
Money Honey
By: Miracle Man
10/12/2018


Ad agencies inform customers in a brazen way,
Each day that the sun rises they’re making hay.
Attention getting commercials are so designed,
To take...

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Categories: angst, character,



Premium MemberWhat's in a Smile by Tom Wright
What's in a Smile?
Written: by Miracle Man
1-4-2019

 Her smile has a subsequent afterglow,
It expresses to others what words cannot say.
Though at a diametrical crossroad, her...

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Categories: friendship love, smile, uplifting,

Cycle Bike Psycho AVA MAX Sweet but Psycho Parody by Nick Trim
I drive around a bi-cycle
a cycle bike psycho 
at night a light’s on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike
oh it’s a little delightful 
my seat on my cycle...

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Categories: fun, funny, humorous, parody,

Premium MemberHelp Wanted by Mark J. Halliday
Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...

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Categories: funny love, humorous,

Chicken Singing Turkey in the Straw by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Buck buck buh-buck-buck
Buck buck buh-buck
Buck buck, buck buck, buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.

Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buck buck buck...

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Categories: animal, bird, farm, funny,

A fool word by Abdellah khalfi
A fool word’s


Am I just a fool ?

Or I ‘ve seen the truth ?

When I came to this world

I was a little  baby

Feeling hope...

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Categories: innocence, inspiration, life, loneliness,

If I'd be born for evil deed by Serge Lyrewing
If I'd be born for evil deed
to capture water, land and heaven,
I'd plead you save my soul in need,
It is deformed, it's a black as...

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Categories: emotions, evil, feelings, hope,

Do You Want To Eat A Peanut by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
You'll never know how much I gag on peanuts
You'll never know how rotten peanuts are.

Listen. 
Do you want to eat a peanut
Do you promise not...

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Categories: food, funny, music, parody,

Dreaming A Long-Dead Dream by Derek Chos
I write this as a performer
A puppetmaster's sad game
An archetype that I can never shed

The years are growing shorter
With nothing left to fill them
I've reached...

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Categories: abuse, depression,

Honey of poetry by Serge Lyrewing
Red-blooded moon
We drink its honey
It’s out of boon
The nightmare’s coming.

We cannot sail
The gardens faded
Poets will fail
And love is jaded.

The blind chance
leads in the nowhere
The cold...

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Categories: allusion, depression, emotions, feelings,

Daft From Bath by Nick Trim
You look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...

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Categories: england, funny, giggle, hilarious,

D'Amor by Adeyemi Joshua
Love intoxicates
Makes your heart palpitate, 
Makes your emotions radiate, 
Scaling highest current, electrocuting feelings. 

Love is bad
Love is hard
Love is bald
Love is mad. 

Tune you...

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Categories: love, love hurts,

VANESSAs LIP by Lyric Man
Vanessa was 
the college campus beauty queen
and she'd set 
her brown eyes on me
We were both 
captivated at first sight
two love birds 
as happy as...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, fantasy, fear,

Tiddly Diddly by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
(giggly apologies to Bo Diddly and Buddy Holly)

I'm tellin' you how it's gonna be
You gonna play tiddlywinks with me
Tiddle forever and one day
Winks are winks...

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Categories: fun, funny, games, love,

Premium MemberMonday by Carol Connell
The following is to be sung with a very twangy country voice.

Verse 1

I woke up late this morning', had to get right up and go.
Rushing...

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Categories: day, god, humorous, life,

Premium MemberThat faraway look in your eyes by John Hamilton
THAT FARAWAY LOOK IN YOUR EYES

I’m waiting for you here, 
thinking ‘bout you all night long
Can’t believe what you said, 
thought our love was deep...

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Categories: anxiety, confusion, longing, lost

Shady Seller by Todd Aguilar Jr.
I will be a witness to this

To all this bad business 

Practice gets lost in the need for money

Quality drops when you question it they...

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Categories: appreciation, business, conflict, education,

A Song Not by Paul McCartney by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
NO ONE WANTS TO LIVE IN A COLD HOME
from the album "Heaters for Sale"
by Not Paul McCarney 

No one wants to live in a cold...

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Categories: endurance, funny, home, myth,

Premium MemberTHE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS A CLOWN by James Edward Lee Sr.
When the world is so sad
Even to the point  of being mad
The smile has been misplaced
As a frown has come in it's placed

No more...

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Categories: analogy, anxiety, confidence, encouraging,