Funny Lyric Poems

Sweet Girl
Intro — Spoken
Funny how a few lines of poetry... can turn into something real.

Verse 1
Sweet girl… I scribbled down a line
Didn’t plan it —...

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It started out with one good boy,
A prehistoric, funny, little plushie toy,
His name was Gary, quite refined,
A murder floof with teeth aligned (yikes)!
They dressed him...

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I was new at the Jewish senior home
In the center garden I saw old man read a tome
I asked his name, to start a conversation,...

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I saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died

(chorus)
I'm in love with...

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I had to discourage the love of Mary Lou
My pals advised me what to do 
Just insult her the Texas way
She'll set you free and...

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©7 Spot Winner  - Artimus The Poet, Susan Manley 12/24/2024

Inspired by a meme and my boyfriend. 

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(To be sang to the tune of...
   "Modern Major General" by Gilbert and Sullivan)

I am the very model of a modern medi miracle.
I've...

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LOVE BIRDS:
INTRO:
Love had a chance, 
Sold her feelings to his fans.
Made money out of her dance. 
Everyone enjoys her at jams, 
specially when she shows...

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Love birds:
intro:
love had a chance, 
sell am feelings to im fans. 
 make kudi komot for ha dance.  
 everyone enjoys am for jams,...

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WHO BE YOUR FRIEND:
INTRO:
This is ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES... 
Who be you friend? 
That persorn who never dey lef you side...
No matter what. (no matter what) 
That...

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Deck the Halls
Whacked the guy that stole my money
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Jail's the place for you now, sonny,"
Fa, la, la,...

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I come from the borough of Queens, New York
My classmates call me a Klutz and a dork
Those names pervaded my soul, taking a toll
Being at...

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CHRISTMAS DISCIPLINE

Just a maybe, 
pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too 
pa rum pum pum pum
Do not think me insolent 
pa rum...

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Christmas Song parodies 

Feliz Navidad

Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Put me in handcuffs because I rob.

I Wanna phone call this very...

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Gogyokha

The heart-throb telling me about
a lovely pigeon, Habiba(Heart-desire)
courage & strength upon my mind
'tis tagging to love her lingeringly
I promise to be your husband....

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