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Funny Lyric Poems

These Funny Lyric poems are examples of Lyric poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lyric Funny poems written by international poets.

I Can Lie Too: Now with audio


[Verse 1]
You're so incredible, 
the most amazing man.
I'm taken to new heights of pleasure 
with the touch of your hand.
There will never be another man...

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Categories: betrayal, divorce, funny, heartbroken,

I Ain't No Good

I ain’t no good, I don’t do the things I should,
My woman tells me ‘bout it all the time.
What I do wrong, well the list...

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Categories: books, education, funny love,

He's Still My Man

(A country song to my hubby…read this with a Loretta Lynn voice)

Verse one:

Well, my man is the kind who likes to unwind 
with a BudLight...

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Categories: family, fun, funny love,

Dirty Little Business

It's a dirty little business
And I've never stooped so low
But if I stay here long enough
I'll dig myself a hole

There's trouble all around
And death to...

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Categories: funny, garden, humor, humorous,

Spitin Seeds To my friend Art

I dedicate this song to my friend Art Hill a fellow musician  
 who really does keep watermelons handy 
during these summer months
 to...

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Categories: friend, humorous,

Missing You

It's a funny
 strange thing
When you're not around

Like the lack
 of a smile 
On a circus clown

Or a ferris wheel,
 With all empty seats
 a...

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Categories: lonely, longing, loss, lost

My Watermelon Song

Watermelon is a hard word 
to try and find a rhyme
And I thought that I could
If I would take the time

So, I've travel far and...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, writing,

HOWL IF YOU LOVE ME!

It started out with one good boy,
A prehistoric, funny, little plushie toy,
His name was Gary, quite refined,
A murder floof with teeth aligned (yikes)!
They dressed him...

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Categories: humor, political,

Movie of Shame

I was new at the Jewish senior home
In the center garden I saw old man read a tome
I asked his name, to start a conversation,...

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Categories: addiction, bullying, corruption, evil,

Big Blue Cow

I saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died

(chorus)
I'm in love with...

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Categories: feelings, funny love, humor,

Losing Mary Lou

I had to discourage the love of Mary Lou
My pals advised me what to do 
Just insult her the Texas way
She'll set you free and...

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Categories: absence, girlfriend, humor, hurt,

7 Spot Winner a song


©7 Spot Winner  - Artimus The Poet, Susan Manley 12/24/2024

Inspired by a meme and my boyfriend. 

...

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Categories: computer, fun, funny love,

Modern Medi Miracle

(To be sang to the tune of...
   "Modern Major General" by Gilbert and Sullivan)

I am the very model of a modern medi miracle.
I've...

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Categories: uplifting,

LOVE BIRDS

LOVE BIRDS:
INTRO:
Love had a chance, 
Sold her feelings to his fans.
Made money out of her dance. 
Everyone enjoys her at jams, 
specially when she shows...

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Categories: adventure, break up,

LOVE BIRDS

Love birds:
intro:
love had a chance, 
sell am feelings to im fans. 
 make kudi komot for ha dance.  
 everyone enjoys am for jams,...

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Categories: adventure, break up, love