Funny Lyric Poems

VERSE 1
ok now its story time 
young boy from our time 
okay its kinda mad 
maybe even kinda sad 
but he was  three when...

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Let's Strive
To Better One Life
By: Tom Wright
12/7/98  

Today, Let's try to make for someone,
their world a better place.
Through some small thoughtful gesture,
or mere smile...

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So you’re in the big house
With the big car
The big driveway
And the big yard
With the big pool
The big fortress of high hedges
Between you and your...

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It wasn’t for your pretty eyes
I tried to reach not you, my honey,
The cruel world was telling lies
It doesn’t lie today, it’s funny.

Your eyes are...

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Well ya can do anything ya want
Drive like the devil's on yer heels
or go skatin' on a lake 
with crepe thin ice
But yer either gonna...

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I thought I had gotten away from this part of my childhood,
but I turned at lettuce and ran into my cousin Linden
in the grocery store...

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I was not the culprit this time, but no one believed or could see.
Since I had done it six months earlier, no one wanted to...

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Las Vegas. We will have a blast! Have your husband get us tickets.
My husband got them, encouraged me greatly.
All was terrific.
Las Vegas never sleeps.

But we...

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Total Recall
By: Tom Wright
6/3/2006

I boasted to Ernestine the other day
That my having total recall was a snap;
But when queried about last weeks sermon
My memory was...

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Road Rage
By: Tom Wright
8/2/2006

The latest phenomenon
Of “Britches” day and age,
Was his life’s first encounter?
With the tag Road Rage;

It had happened one night
Or was it early...

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Have You Got Gas?
By: Tom Wright
8/1/2006

I power your mowers and propel your cars
One of many derivatives from a barrel of oil,
Pushing three stage rockets past...

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Got Change?
By: Tom Wright
6/3/2006

Ernestine once said to me, “a penny for your thoughts”
So in a flash I relayed ideas foremost on my mind.
I didn’t mind...

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Summer on the Farm
As Related By Britches
By:Tom Wright
8/7/2006

Britches gets up early
To greet the breaking of dawn,
A stretch, a scratch,
And if sleepy, a yawn;

Old Elsie the...

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Satire 
Doing Sweeties Chores
7-9-2016

My wif no longer cuts the grass
And goat jus died from eatin glass
Her old string trimmer is most gone
She’s upen left so...

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I use to dream
Dream about this perfect image
 image the perfect life,with the perfect guy
The perfect guy,would make me feel something i've never felt before.

I...

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Proudly the white tummies purposefully sauntered forth
Orange arrow beaks decidedly pointed 
Stubby feet not nearly strong enough to hold them up

Yellow mirrored eyeballs, reflecting the...

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I’m chicken. Yeah, chicken.
And I don’t mean finger lickin’.
She wants me to commit,
But I’m not ready yet;
‘Cause I’m chicken.  Chicken. 

Told her how I...

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Raw, raw foods
Ain't the true goods for you.
You can die hard from raw intoxication,
Contamination, i-in-inflammation…!
Cook 'em all the way through, yo.

"Y'all chef and staff,"
"Yes…?"
"I can't...

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    Tae A Mouse   
      (Whit wid Robert Burns say!)

Ha’ where ye gon ye cowrin...

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Money Honey
By: Miracle Man
10/12/2018


Ad agencies inform customers in a brazen way,
Each day that the sun rises they’re making hay.
Attention getting commercials are so designed,
To take...

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