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Funny Lyric Poems

These Funny Lyric poems are examples of Lyric poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lyric Funny poems written by international poets.

Chicken Singing Turkey in the Straw by Jessica Amanda Salmonson

Buck buck buh-buck-buck
Buck buck buh-buck
Buck buck, buck buck, buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.

Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buck buck buck...

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Categories: animal, bird, farm, funny,

A fool word by Abdellah khalfi

A fool word’s


Am I just a fool ?

Or I ‘ve seen the truth ?

When I came to this world

I was a little  baby

Feeling hope...

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Categories: innocence, inspiration, life, loneliness,

If I'd be born for evil deed by Serge Lyrewing

If I'd be born for evil deed
to capture water, land and heaven,
I'd plead you save my soul in need,
It is deformed, it's a black as...

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Categories: emotions, evil, feelings, hope,

Do You Want To Eat A Peanut by Jessica Amanda Salmonson

You'll never know how much I gag on peanuts
You'll never know how rotten peanuts are.

Listen. 
Do you want to eat a peanut
Do you promise not...

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Categories: food, funny, music, parody,

Dreaming A Long-Dead Dream by Derek Chos

I write this as a performer
A puppetmaster's sad game
An archetype that I can never shed

The years are growing shorter
With nothing left to fill them
I've reached...

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Categories: abuse, depression,

Honey of poetry by Serge Lyrewing

Red-blooded moon
We drink its honey
It’s out of boon
The nightmare’s coming.

We cannot sail
The gardens faded
Poets will fail
And love is jaded.

The blind chance
leads in the nowhere
The cold...

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Categories: allusion, depression, emotions, feelings,

D'Amor by Adeyemi Joshua

Love intoxicates
Makes your heart palpitate, 
Makes your emotions radiate, 
Scaling highest current, electrocuting feelings. 

Love is bad
Love is hard
Love is bald
Love is mad. 

Tune you...

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Categories: love, love hurts,

VANESSAs LIP by Lyric Man

Vanessa was 
the college campus beauty queen
and she'd set 
her brown eyes on me
We were both 
captivated at first sight
two love birds 
as happy as...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, fantasy, fear,

Tiddly Diddly by Jessica Amanda Salmonson

(giggly apologies to Bo Diddly and Buddy Holly)

I'm tellin' you how it's gonna be
You gonna play tiddlywinks with me
Tiddle forever and one day
Winks are winks...

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Categories: fun, funny, games, love,

Monday by Carol Connell

The following is to be sung with a very twangy country voice.

Verse 1

I woke up late this morning', had to get right up and go.
Rushing...

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Categories: day, god, humorous, life,

That faraway look in your eyes by John Hamilton

THAT FARAWAY LOOK IN YOUR EYES

I’m waiting for you here, 
thinking ‘bout you all night long
Can’t believe what you said, 
thought our love was deep...

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Categories: anxiety, confusion, longing, lost

Shady Seller by Todd Aguilar Jr.

I will be a witness to this

To all this bad business 

Practice gets lost in the need for money

Quality drops when you question it they...

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Categories: appreciation, business, conflict, education,

A Song Not by Paul McCartney by Jessica Amanda Salmonson

NO ONE WANTS TO LIVE IN A COLD HOME
from the album "Heaters for Sale"
by Not Paul McCarney 

No one wants to live in a cold...

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Categories: endurance, funny, home, myth,

THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS A CLOWN by James Edward Lee Sr.

When the world is so sad
Even to the point  of being mad
The smile has been misplaced
As a frown has come in it's placed

No more...

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Categories: analogy, anxiety, confidence, encouraging,

I Stood Up To That Woman by Chuck Melugin

This story was relayed to me......

Was there magic in those rainbow lights...
Shining on that bar room floor
'Cause last night something turned one beer
Into seven more!

Well...I...

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Categories: anxiety, confidence, courage, discrimination,

one step behind by Anthony Slausen

daddy
while you were away 
I learned how to coo and to crawl
walk and tell time
don't know if its true what they say
that time grows wings...

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Categories: life, time,

A Funny Thing Happened On My Way by Caren Krutsinger

A funny thing happened on the way to the mailbox,
First a tick ran up my leg, and bit me, that was funny. 
Then a fox...

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Categories: fun,

Whisper by Chuck Melugin

It was by chance the two of them met that day
He never thought that he could ever feel that way
Now her father didn't like him,...

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Categories: anniversary, beauty, devotion, emotions,

I've Never Grown Up by Jessica Amanda Salmonson

 I. Lyric Written in 1958 at Age Eight
Sung with Friends on the Schoolyard 
to the tune of "Curiosity Killed the Cat" 
from Peeping Penguins...

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Categories: childhood, children, funny, humor,

Hey Man by Alisa Balaieva

Hey man
Why are you always on my mind
Here and there, once again
I can't relax ' cause of you

Hey man 
Why are you as hot as...

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Categories: boyfriend, devotion, funny love,