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Funny Lyric Poems

These Funny Lyric poems are examples of Lyric poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lyric Funny poems written by international poets.


D'Amor by Adeyemi Joshua
Love intoxicates
Makes your heart palpitate, 
Makes your emotions radiate, 
Scaling highest current, electrocuting feelings. 

Love is bad
Love is hard
Love is bald
Love is mad. 

Tune you...

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Categories: love, love hurts,

VANESSAs LIP by Lyric Man
Vanessa was 
the college campus beauty queen
and she'd set 
her brown eyes on me
We were both 
captivated at first sight
two love birds 
as happy as...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, fantasy, fear,



Tiddly Diddly by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
(giggly apologies to Bo Diddly and Buddy Holly)

I'm tellin' you how it's gonna be
You gonna play tiddlywinks with me
Tiddle forever and one day
Winks are winks...

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Categories: fun, funny, games, love,

Premium MemberMonday by Carol Connell
The following is to be sung with a very twangy country voice.

Verse 1

I woke up late this morning', had to get right up and go.
Rushing...

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Categories: day, god, humorous, life,

Premium MemberThat faraway look in your eyes by John Hamilton
THAT FARAWAY LOOK IN YOUR EYES

I’m waiting for you here, 
thinking ‘bout you all night long
Can’t believe what you said, 
thought our love was deep...

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Categories: anxiety, confusion, longing, lost

Shady Seller by Todd Aguilar Jr.
I will be a witness to this

To all this bad business 

Practice gets lost in the need for money

Quality drops when you question it they...

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Categories: appreciation, business, conflict, education,

A Song Not by Paul McCartney by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
NO ONE WANTS TO LIVE IN A COLD HOME
from the album "Heaters for Sale"
by Not Paul McCarney 

No one wants to live in a cold...

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Categories: endurance, funny, home, myth,

Premium MemberTHE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS A CLOWN by James Edward Lee Sr.
When the world is so sad
Even to the point  of being mad
The smile has been misplaced
As a frown has come in it's placed

No more...

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Categories: analogy, anxiety, confidence, encouraging,

Premium MemberI Stood Up To That Woman by Chuck Melugin
This story was relayed to me......

Was there magic in those rainbow lights...
Shining on that bar room floor
'Cause last night something turned one beer
Into seven more!

Well...I...

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Categories: anxiety, confidence, courage, discrimination,

Premium Memberone step behind by Anthony Slausen
daddy
while you were away 
I learned how to coo and to crawl
walk and tell time
don't know if its true what they say
that time grows wings...

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Categories: life, time,

Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened On My Way by Caren Krutsinger
A funny thing happened on the way to the mailbox,
First a tick ran up my leg, and bit me, that was funny. 
Then a fox...

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Categories: fun,

Premium MemberWhisper by Chuck Melugin
It was by chance the two of them met that day
He never thought that he could ever feel that way
Now her father didn't like him,...

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Categories: anniversary, beauty, devotion, emotions,

I've Never Grown Up by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
 I. Lyric Written in 1958 at Age Eight
Sung with Friends on the Schoolyard 
to the tune of "Curiosity Killed the Cat" 
from Peeping Penguins...

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Categories: childhood, children, funny, humor,

Hey Man by Alisa Balaieva
Hey man
Why are you always on my mind
Here and there, once again
I can't relax ' cause of you

Hey man 
Why are you as hot as...

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Categories: boyfriend, devotion, funny love,

Food Talk by Marcy Paulk Bonnette
Carrots talk
Peas sing
A poet is the tangerine

"Celery," said Lettuce.
"What?" Celery said.
"What do you dream of when you go to bed?"

"I dream of people's faces
Coming so...

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Categories: food, fruit,

Fortuitous Tea by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...

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Categories: family, food, friendship, fruit,

This ain't a goddam country song by roger turner
This Ain't a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn't write a Country Song

'Cause that's not how I roll

This song it...

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Categories: america, funny, music, nostalgia,

Smarter by Todd Aguilar Jr.
Smarter than a dolphin golfing a par five with two raging rabid bears

Smarter than a blind man walking up seven uneven stairs

Smarter than a clunky...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, golf,

Take Me from the City by Keith Dovoric
(after J. P.) 

I’ve been workin’ every morning
Since my sixteenth year of life
Have to leave my crying babies
And my sweet, consoling wife
But there is no...

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Categories: america, anxiety, city, farm,

Premium MemberPRAISE STOMP-- by James Edward Lee Sr.
PRAISE STOMP--
 
And if David danced before the LORD with all his might
This must have been a funny sight
To his brethren and fellow man 
David...

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Categories: appreciation, celebration, dance,