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Funny Lyric Poems

These Funny Lyric poems are examples of Lyric poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lyric Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member It's The Jolly Holiday
It's the jolly holiday                     ...

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Categories: holiday, kiss, tree,

Premium Member Hum To Yourself Quietly
I'm heading home after five
humming to myself quietly;
I've missed the December' sunset by an hour,
Christmas lights sparkle, folks greet each other:
hear the joy in their...

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Categories: bible, christmas, emotions, fantasy,

Premium Member Oh A-choo
( A parody to be sang to the tune of  " Say I Do "
  from the musical Mamma Mia )

You've got a...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member No More Fences
Now what do I do, I’ve got time on my hands
Maybe I’ll go somewhere and try and make a stand
No job to go to, don’t...

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Categories: loss,

Premium Member Neck
I ain't gonna walk no more, no more
I ain't gonna walk no more
Got in a wreck and broke my neck
I ain't gonna walk no more.


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Categories: funny, health, humor, parody,

Premium Member Just One Smile
Mary Poppins Just a Spoon Full of Sugar Parody

In every problem there is a solution.
Just one smile is the contribution.
You’ll find it can brighten up...

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Categories: parody, song,

Premium Member You've Got To Have A Memory Or Two
( To be sang to the tune of - " You've Got To Pick A
   Pocket Or Two " - From the movie...

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Categories: happiness, song,

Premium Member A Few Of My Favourite Things
( Inspired by AND to be sang to the tune of
   " Favourite Things " from The Sound Of Music. )

Dew drops that...

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Categories: fun, happiness, joy,

Premium Member Spider Car
( To be sang to the Spider Man theme tune ... )

Spider car.
Spider car.
Does whatever
A spider car can.
It can spin
Very far,
Cast its webs
Wherever you are.

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Categories: car, funny, parody,

Premium Member HIGH CLOUDS OVER PHILLY - With apologies to Jerry Blavat
It isn’t the statue of Rocky,
Or that bell with the noteworthy crack.
It’s not the fraternal affection, 
Or the bird crap on Billy Penn’s hat.

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Categories: appreciation, celebration,

You scream for my attention in the checkout aisle
With tales of infidelity and sordid guile.
You pique my curiosity with spicy clues.
Gives me those supermarket tabloid...

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Categories: parody,

Premium Member Tweety's Song
I thought I saw a nasty cat!
I did. Oh fancy that! 
Sylvester I must tell you,
You're a very naughty cat!
I also have to say
That you...

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Categories: funny,

He’s a broken leg performer with a crooked second act.
Went from Brooklyn to Las Vegas with his sarcasm intact.
Does a Smith and Wesson stand-up, voice...

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Categories: sunshine,

Premium Member COMMON LAW PROPOSAL - Split Rail Intentions
My grandpa built a split rail fence. 
He did the best he could.
He hand-dug every post hole, 
Sweat and muscle, rough-hewn wood.
Didn’t compromise his standards,...

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Categories: desire,

We are pickles-pickles...
We can hear the hungry whistles
Cause we are pickles-pickles...
The race to grab our jumbo green
We got many many pimples.
But we promise we are...

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Categories: cute, dance, food, funny,