Funny Lyric Poems

daddy
while you were away 
I learned how to coo and to crawl
walk and tell time
don't know if its true what they say
that time grows wings...

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A funny thing happened on the way to the mailbox,
First a tick ran up my leg, and bit me, that was funny. 
Then a fox...

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It was by chance the two of them met that day
He never thought that he could ever feel that way
Now her father didn't like him,...

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 I. Lyric Written in 1958 at Age Eight
Sung with Friends on the Schoolyard 
to the tune of "Curiosity Killed the Cat" 
from Peeping Penguins...

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Hey man
Why are you always on my mind
Here and there, once again
I can't relax ' cause of you

Hey man 
Why are you as hot as...

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Carrots talk
Peas sing
A poet is the tangerine

"Celery," said Lettuce.
"What?" Celery said.
"What do you dream of when you go to bed?"

"I dream of people's faces
Coming so...

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Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...

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This Ain't a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn't write a Country Song

'Cause that's not how I roll

This song it...

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Smarter than a dolphin golfing a par five with two raging rabid bears

Smarter than a blind man walking up seven uneven stairs

Smarter than a clunky...

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(after J. P.) 

I’ve been workin’ every morning
Since my sixteenth year of life
Have to leave my crying babies
And my sweet, consoling wife
But there is no...

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PRAISE STOMP--
 
And if David danced before the LORD with all his might
This must have been a funny sight
To his brethren and fellow man 
David...

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The house is much quieter,
since you went away
I feel so much happier,
without you around
I'm glad your not here today,
to bitch me out
And my laundry's alot...

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I walk into the AYA studio, apprehensive as I have never taken a dance class.
"Come on it!" Suzette, our dance master says. On the wall...

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Here's a lighter bro
Spark up that home grown
Smoke going up ashes going down
This Indica ain't from around town
And I haven't seen you in a while
Since...

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If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If...

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I want to gamble,
So let the highest bidder take my heart,
I won’t grumble,
As long as you treat me with a heart,
We might as well get...

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Yo em whats up 
have you fried your brain fuck
I listened to you while i grew up 
I heard your depressed because your white 
Well...

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Its 3:00 a.m. in the morning
The plane is finally touching down
It’s funny - my thoughts and feelings
Have already beaten me to the ground

I know this...

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Firewood in stove is singing
with the flame again, anew!
Sheep are in the sky; it’s meaning
that I sleep. Oh, yes, I knew.
I woke up with early...

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The sun is tucked snuggly, in the cuddly sea,                ...

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