Funny Lyric Poems

Just might sit here and sip the juice
while listening to juice 
Funny as hell how my life's turning out 
Funny as hell how people are...

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The feast was all done,
For Grinch and the Who’s,
 And after the meal,
Came terrible news.

For Max and the Grinch,
And Who’s gathered round,
No one spoke a...

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Winter, winter is the cold, harsh time,
But for me it’s good and funny all the time!
An amazing pattern on the glass inside;
Snow shines like silver...

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You are who you are                    ...

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There’s a lizard in our house,
At the last there was a mouse.
And we called the mouse Klaus,
Now there’s a lizard in our house.

Soon there will...

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She captures your heart with loyalty. 
Holds power of living life joyfully. 
She’ll be herself with vulnerability. 
While fools choose imposters they can not see....

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Used to get a whopping almost every day,
Something I did or something I’d say.
Nobody how far I ran or tried to hide,
I’d end up with...

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..and now your'e tellin me
that my love runs too deep
And then your'e tellin me
I'm coming on too strong

Isn't love funny?
And you spend all of my...

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Once I was young and did not know. Now I am much older with tales untold. Once I was convinced about the beauty of life...

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I was over at a friend's house 
to watch the superbowl 
with three other friends 2 years ago

Mid-game, he started telling us
about the weirdest dream...

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Feast galloped into a hole
And king held just its tail
But his tummy did tell
A tale his tongue didn’t tell.

I’ve read an anti-heroic tale:
A jackal a...

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Little red bird sing sing,                    ...

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Poem: I need you

Mom, you’ve left us so unexpected
Since then, I feel nothing inside
You were my shadow
Now you’re gone, I feel so hollow
I admit, 
when...

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Lacona, Iowa, 1938.
a chicken coop is on fire at 5 a.m.
eight year old sees it, puts down feed bucket,
walks back to house on autopilot.
Her name...

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The New Covid Waltz

I'm dancing with my darling
To the New Covid Waltz
She looked up and she said to me
"I can barely see you"
"You're so far...

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