Big Blue Cow

I saw her in a meadow high Where red flowers touch the sky Her eyes were mournful, so much inside I looked within, skepticism died (chorus) I'm in love with a big blue cow And a big blue cow loves me She don't have a job, but she survives Without that college degree She don't take drugs, and she don't drink We agree about politics, I think. I used to date a gal, who talked a storm But I felt cold, I had to feel warm I wanted a date who understood me This cow is electric, I touched the fence, and I see. Now its the wrong species, my parents would plea But species is what I say it must be In Kindergarten, they indoctrinated me with a gender book, for kids aged three At this point, you might say I'm moronic But true love is always platonic over 28 percent of young women say they are gay I think that society made them that way So don't laugh at me when I avow eternal affection for my big blue cow I'll go to the meadow, and gaze in her eyes where bees buzz, and the condor cries You may say I believe what I want to believe But who doesn't, and love can't deceive.