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A Wacky Medley - Christmas Song Parodies

Deck the Halls Whacked the guy that stole my money Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Jail's the place for you now, sonny," Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Grant you pardon? Kill that notion!" Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Toss the key now to the ocean Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Good King Wencelas Christmas Day has come around Let's play Dirty Santa Where your goodwill won't rebound We'll just go bananas Be as cheap as we can be Spend no more than fiver And I think we all agree Everyone's a miser We Wish You A Merry Christmas A bad girl I've been Forgive me my sin Please don't give me charcoal For the gift swap this year

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Date: 1/5/2025 8:00:00 AM
Thanks for joining the fun! Love the truth in these, it's what makes them humorous! Xo
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Vanya Evangeline
Date: 1/6/2025 12:19:00 AM
Thanks for the contest prompt! This was fun to write
Date: 1/2/2025 7:59:00 PM
Funny Vanya, and the words fit the tunes!
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Vanya Evangeline
Date: 1/3/2025 4:45:00 AM
Yeah! I tried my best to make sure the songs can still be sung as-is. Glad it works.
Date: 12/19/2024 4:45:00 PM
These are great. Love the first two!!
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