Lube Poems - Poems about Lube

...It's rare that most would call me a hot head I am usually the coolest cucumber instead I have no tells, so their heads don't swell and I don't get entangled to soon But there is this tall lanky......Read the rest...

...Nibbles McCheesy was ever so speedy And scampering all round the house Trojan the tabby was getting quite crabby For failing to capture that mouse That cowardy custard could not cut the mustard......Read the rest...

... You cannot tell someone how to be poetic. One of the beauty's of God's creation is variety. Everyone has a different way to view the world. So expression is personal and how they do ......Read the rest...

...And why not? The Lucky country Bodyline Human skittles Murder Incorporated Swing lube I sit with friends and We put Together our greatest XI To face Mars My father shouts, "That's out!......Read the rest...

...Mein kampf analogous to one long run on unparsed sentence fragment Heavily punctuated - hyphen to embellish poetically with bracing circumspection, I markedly exclaim (parenthetically) cumulat......Read the rest...

...I wish I was a tin man Out there cutting wood; I'd rely upon the lube can To keep my elbows good. All day I'd task and toil Until it's time for tea, And then I'd take a squirt of oil To keep m......Read the rest...

...This "plague" isn't going away anytime soon we're openly told this is our new normal to bend over and over without any lube- There's much to be gained by prolonging the pain from the made in c......Read the rest...

...Said to my girlfriend My Husband - well he’s 90. What do you think he can do? - Even his tongue cant stretch out to work. So I got a young boy name geyser. I never knew plastic could be so profi......Read the rest...

...There once was a man named Hyde Who got stuck in-between a slide So they emptied some lube Within that old tube But all the kids were in for a ride!......Read the rest...

...think of criminals eating crackers with chapped lips, and i bust in, as slightly used balm screaming " my duty is to lube!" ...all these criminals squeezing my tube.......Read the rest...

...lube yourself up car young one searches frantically cannot find gas tank oil tell him says my man it is behind license plate......Read the rest...

...THE FLUFFERS The fluffers are out in force working the underground tube All that hair fluff and debris stuck to the tracks greasy lube Half a ton of floatable hair; sucked within the those tunn......Read the rest...

...I am tired of making lists for the store, I can't even get out the door. ......Read the rest...

...‘She’s on again - the annual campin’ trip regatta, and we’ve got ourselves together for our plans to Wonnangatta. The high country; you can’t beat it for the peace and quiet unless of course some......Read the rest...

...Cold blue sky and water are frozen hard as iron Our noses get stuffy it needs a little need lube Lovers curled up on a bench, lined with the finest fur Drifting emotions with romantic snow crystal......Read the rest...