Lube Poems - Poems about Lube

...My auntie, who was on vacation Was lusting for fast fornication She met a well-hung guy But her foo-foo’s too dry She blurted, “It needs lubrication!” The fella, whose first name w......

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...Quyeer times emit blazing signs..And some ex-boy friends? Is this karma divine? mi5 say its Putin..' a prime topic for Them...And its taken a fortnight with henceforth..No why Where or whens..From......

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...Birthday greetings! Get out of bed. Go to the river and dunk your head. Eat crawdad dung, until you are really fed. Then crank-call your senile Uncle Johnny Fred. Go skating down the hill on an......

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... Poor Margo, she died in a tanning tube her skin parched dry of blocking lube. Said her husband with some emotion I think it’s only fitting she be buried with the bikini in which she died,......

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...It's rare that most would call me a hot head I am usually the coolest cucumber instead I have no tells, so their heads don't swell and I don't get entangled to soon But there is this tall lanky......

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...Nibbles McCheesy was ever so speedy And scampering all round the house Trojan the tabby was getting quite crabby For failing to capture that mouse That cowardy custard could not cut the mustard......

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... You cannot tell someone how to be poetic. One of the beauty's of God's creation is variety. Everyone has a different way to view the world. So expression is personal and how they do ......

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...And why not? The Lucky country Bodyline Human skittles Murder Incorporated Swing lube I sit with friends and We put Together our greatest XI To face Mars My father shouts, "That's out!......

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...Mein kampf analogous to one long run on unparsed sentence fragment Heavily punctuated - hyphen to embellish poetically with bracing circumspection, I markedly exclaim (parenthetically) cumulat......

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...I wish I was a tin man Out there cutting wood; I'd rely upon the lube can To keep my elbows good. All day I'd task and toil Until it's time for tea, And then I'd take a squirt of oil To keep m......

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...This "plague" isn't going away anytime soon we're openly told this is our new normal to bend over and over without any lube- There's much to be gained by prolonging the pain from the made in c......

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...Said to my girlfriend My Husband - well he’s 90. What do you think he can do? - Even his tongue cant stretch out to work. So I got a young boy name geyser. I never knew plastic could be so profi......

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...think of criminals eating crackers with chapped lips, and i bust in, as slightly used balm screaming " my duty is to lube!" ...all these criminals squeezing my tube.......

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...lube yourself up car young one searches frantically cannot find gas tank oil tell him says my man it is behind license plate......

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...I am tired of making lists for the store, I can't even get out the door. ......

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