Lube Poems - Poems about Lube

levels of it

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stubbed toe / during a broken heart—
you said pain is pain, offered to kiss both.

we nursed the plot of a favorite episode,
argued over what constituted foreshadowing.

talking to you about ...

She’s No Longer Dry - bawdy limerick warning

...My auntie, who was on vacation
Was lusting for fast fornication
She met a well-hung guy
But her foo-foo’s too dry
She blurted, “It needs lubrication!”

The fella, whose first name w...

Model twaddle'

...Quyeer times emit blazing signs..And some ex-boy friends?
Is this karma divine? mi5 say its Putin..' a prime topic for
Them...And its taken a fortnight with henceforth..No why
Where or whens..From...

call everyone names

...Birthday greetings! Get out of bed.
Go to the river and dunk your head.
Eat crawdad dung, until you are really fed.
Then crank-call your senile Uncle Johnny Fred.

Go skating down the hill on an...

Margo

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Poor Margo, she died in a tanning tube
her skin parched dry of blocking lube.
Said her husband with some emotion
I think it’s only fitting she be buried
with the bikini in which she died,...

Corn Dogs and Ice Cream Cones a song

...It's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I don't get entangled to soon

But there is this tall lanky...

Nibbles McCheesy

...Nibbles McCheesy was ever so speedy
And scampering all round the house
Trojan the tabby was getting quite crabby
For failing to capture that mouse

That cowardy custard could not cut the mustard...

Based on Silent Ones Idea and Part 2 of Poetry Is so this makes 3

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       You cannot tell someone how to be poetic.
One of the beauty's of God's creation is variety.

Everyone has a different way to view the world. So expression is personal and how they do ...

The England Captain Throttled a Koala

...And why not?
The Lucky country
Bodyline
Human skittles
Murder Incorporated 
Swing lube 

I sit with friends and 
We put
Together our greatest XI
To face Mars
My father shouts, "That's out!...

Mein Kampf Analogous To One Long Run On Unparsed Sentence Fragment

...Mein kampf analogous to one long run on unparsed sentence fragment

Heavily punctuated - hyphen
to embellish poetically
with bracing circumspection,
I markedly exclaim (parenthetically)
cumulat...

I Wish I Was the Wizard

...I wish I was a tin man
Out there cutting wood;
I'd rely upon the lube can
To keep my elbows good.
All day I'd task and toil
Until it's time for tea,
And then I'd take a squirt of oil
To keep m...

The Stench of Truth

...This "plague" isn't going away anytime soon
we're openly told this is our new normal
to bend over and over without any lube-

There's much to be gained by prolonging the pain 
from the made in c...

Said To My Girlfriend

...Said to my girlfriend
My Husband - well he’s 90.
What do you think he can do? -
Even his tongue cant stretch out to work.
So I got a young boy name geyser.
I never knew plastic could be so profi...

Balm For the Bad

...think of criminals eating crackers with chapped lips,

and i bust in, as slightly used balm
screaming " my duty is to lube!"

...all these criminals squeezing my tube....

Cannot Find Gas Tank On Antique Car

...lube yourself up car
young one searches frantically
cannot find gas tank
oil tell him says my man
it is behind license plate...

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